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2020-04-16 at 3:57 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARDThis is really glorious. Im so happy. And now i need to make a macrumors acct unless someone wants to share a sock
This has however crystalized my belief that Maciej is not only a drunken, stupid polish incel- but is also legitimately retarded in a clinical sense. You probably couldnt concoct a more textbook example of obsessive autism. -
2020-04-16 at 3:52 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
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2020-04-16 at 3 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!i couldve sworn i spoke with poast and OMG on the phone a couple times, and the first time he was legit afraid his ol lady would hear us discussing the turner diaries so i find this DUBIOUS at best.
If it is true though, i think its safe to say you can blame Poast for everything.
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2020-04-16 at 9:55 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentwriting space nigga rap
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2020-04-16 at 4:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI want to autotune my voice
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2020-04-16 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIdk last time i drank it was when i was 13 or 14. All alcohol tastes awful to me pretty much. lol
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2020-04-16 at 3:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIts lower proof sweet and slightly spiced whiskey or someshit
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2020-04-16 at 3:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo I've been listening to this stupid song all day. It hit me in the soul and now I can't get it out of my head. I think I heard the original and dismissed it this young negro attuned his ear to and made it his own. The derivative nature of rap (and pretty much all music) has pros and cons. I feel this is a pro
rofl is that a trap nigger cover of a country song?!
These guys are getting copyright striked like a motherfucker lol
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2020-04-16 at 2:04 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Ok i guess short fake stories better than no stories. Creative writing time.
started buying dope when i was 18.
When i was 19 i started selling guns.
The first plug was this old mexican dude named tony in a big maroon cadillac with a gold front tooth. At one point he said he could get me some cuetes so i rolled to venice one night. He and his wife ran a fruit stand at the corner. I pulled up and got out and handed him $400, and he and his wife loaded a box of oranges into my trunk. Got home, popped open the cardboard compartment. Long story short one was a little beretta tomcat or something. Id never had to use a gun then, so i really just looked at itand saw if i5 looked okay. Apparently some custies were the same bc i started selling to these anorth Hollywood dudes from Armenian Power. One dude met me in the parking lot at Blockbuster. $450 for the beretta. Get a call a couple days later like “hey homie this shit dont work fool”. Im just like “idk it worked when i had it man”. Id already spent all the $ on H so no takesy backsies. Hes like “You gonna gimme my money fool or imma find you n we gonna have a problem”. I just texted back “Yeah man i wouldnt want to catch slugs from ur broken gun LOL” and blocked him.
Anoher dude said he wanted a lil .38 super (i dont know why....everyone always has some explicit random shit that they want that they saw in a movie.) Told him i didnt have anything like that, but i could give him a deal on what i had if he really needed a piece. He agreed. I dont know why i didnt just bring it in a shoebox or something. I wasnt very smart. But after Walking the 3 blocks away like John Wayne, i hopped into the car full of mexicans and pulled the gun from my waistband. Pull this out /
Single action 44 magnum Ruger Blackhawk. The mexicans all start cracking up. Theyre obviously stoned as shit, crying laughing. “ESTA EL WILD BILL ESE GUERO JAJAJAAAA”. or something to that effect. The buyer is asking that hes supposed to do some something the size of his forearm. I channel every movie arms dealer ive ever watched and i tell him it can punch through polar bear skull, etc etc. $700
That was pretty much it but the reaction was pretty righteous. Like a comedy shit. CHINGADA WILD BILL AY? JOO A COWBOI MY FREN? -
2020-04-16 at 1:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionyeah id rather spent 300-400 for more legit leather or just a regular woven-whatever rather than spending $150 on that artificial leather shit again.
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2020-04-16 at 1:35 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Casper you mother fucker. You can't just like and subscribe. Everyone has stories and I know you have one. Post it.
I was at a gay ass work christmas party with the old lady. Her work party. I didn't know anyone. I ended up sitting across some drunk dude. I asked him if he had any good stories. It took him 30 seconds of thinking before saying he didn't. I didn't want to call him out at my girls work party so I said nothing and figured he was a loser.
That guy was you wasn't it? If not, you're a caricature of him.
None of my stories are good. Theyre all just me committing crimes or witnessing depressing shit. lol. I pretty much sold drugs and lived at my moms house for 8 of the last 13 years so not a whole lot of good shit. -
2020-04-16 at 1:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-04-16 at 1:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-04-16 at 1:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Octavian They look shit.
I've just bought an Executive chair.
These mo'fuckers are way more comfy.
Ignore the tag, you can get these babies cheap.
Except the fake leather on those is a goddamn mess. I had two and i had to duct tape the arms in like 3 months. Then again i was sweaty and spilling H water all over the thing so who knows, -
2020-04-16 at 1:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-15 at 5:57 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-04-15 at 5:53 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-04-15 at 5:50 PM UTC in Comrade Bernie finally endorses Joe 'Barabbas' Biden.
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2020-04-15 at 5:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI was gonna jack a copy of Animal Crossing from the amazon bin at work since its small and no one would ever know, but I d9nt even own a Switch.
