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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I light up my dong with christmas lights n cast shadows against the wall the first time i get intimate with a bitch. Just to underscore its awe and wonder. Its like a veiny majestic mountain laid out on the rolling fields of grain.


    The rolling fields being my spilled over gut.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Na you're good man. I already know you both can write some thangz.

    I was actually laughing at Matt antagonizing someone about their physique.

    If it was the cannibal apocalypse, one would find adequate sustenance on his muscular haunches and thats all that matters.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im like a month away from getting in my shitty car and pulling a Chris McCandless. Seriously. Being in the same city, the same house, the same room- for so long is slowly kinda driving me crazy. I feel like one of those parrots that gets so lonely they just start mutilating themselves and yanking their feathers out.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah i noticed my hairline is going back. Its like gimme a break, body. Since u shave ur head anyways, should just rogaine ur chin n grow an extra thick beard n then razor ur dome. Thats what Im doing as soon as I start going bald bald.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i didnt mean that snarkily. Hes actually fairly articulate when he chooses to be. God knows ive never finished anything ive written.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    $1200 for 1/2 of a tooth
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung composing a poem

    post ur poem, warrior poet.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Her NECK? Jeez. People really do that shit? Get so mad at their girlfriend that they literally grab their neck and choke them so forcefully they get bruises?

    I mean I'm half rhetorical since I realize it happens but dang. I get WANTING to do it at times, for sure, but to actually do it… I would feel instantly like a massive piece of shit.

    Yeah he was all fucked up on meth and heroin. He was dealing drugs to pay all the. rent while she stayed home from work for 5 months bc she had “stomach aches”. still not okay but she was kind of a cunt. Shes the reason i went to jail last time.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There were a lot of arms. Thankfully no hammers. And thankfully they were too stupid to use the metal side of the shovel. I always just wondered like “how shitty of a person do you have to be to beat someone up bc ur friend fucked up an old man?” Even my best friends, if i caught them doing something out of pocket, id be the first one to tell them. When my friend was beating up his wife, i drove her to a motel and told him if she ever had bruises on her neck again id call the cops myself.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah i mean if you google search “man gets stomped out”, its sort of interesting. Its kind of a thing.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd like to guess the tools.

    I'm gonna go with.. a hedging scissors and a hoe.

    Rake and a shovel
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re like 7 ft tall.. you can’t punch ?

    Not when theres 15 of them and two of them hitting you with gardening tools
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein How did I manage to be 36 and black… yet never get myself in those situations … arrested or did hard drugs …I gotta up my scum game .. STAT

    Women dont usually get jumped as often. If a crime is committed, usually its the dude that gets fucked up first. Also idk how often youve felt compelled to step into a dangerous situation to help someone,
    . Unless u have dope jiu jitsu skills i imagine you wouldnt do much anyway. lol
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Sounds like you get yourself in some bad situations around some bad people..

    Mostly just shitty people. Twice were situations that were just stupid drug shit but the rest were me being protective bc thats just how i am. I cant fight for shit, but im really good at stepping in and getting my ass kicked.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It also didnt help that out of the probably 70 or 80 people on that crowded street watching me get fucked up, the only person who stopped to help was some redneck in a pickup truck swinging a baseball bat. I ran into a to a Thai restaurant and the dudes all ran thru traffic after me. One got hit by a car as they chased me. I held the door shut while they were trying to get in, and they started swinging metal chairs at the glass door to get thru. If the white dude in the pickup hadnt pulled up, im not sure what wouldve happened.

    But it was a fucked up experience, and it made me understand how a negative experience can color your perceptions a lot, for years if you let it.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    @candi

    well yeah. ive been in a lot of fights and ive never had anyone else so eager to stomp on someones head. Ive also never been swarmed by 15 dudes like that. Its kind of a thing.

    It took me a while to not be resentful of black dudes in general. I even told them before they jumped me that their friends just split some old mans face open, and they didnt care. They jumped me bc i was a white dude, so...it felt relevant.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs whats wrong with your front teeth?

    I got em broken by black dudes when i was like 16. They were beating up an old mexican dude in frnt of his grandkids and when i chased them off the bus all their friends chased me down and kicked and stomped the shit out of my head.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Stopffs That sucks. Hope you are feeling better.

    Thank u

    Wasn't quite as bad as I thought itd be, but having to put so much $ on my credit card to not even fix my front teeth is a serious bummer
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Like a roadkill raccoon
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Just got 3 root canals. Ugh
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