Posts by CASPER

1. 2020-05-07 at 8:32 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Ummmm...idk my moments werent like big stuff. I guess. idk.
   
   Having the first girl i gave a valentine to tear it up in front of her friends in the 3rd grade
   
   Having to stand in my underwear in a crowded photo studio bc the retarded kid forgot his uniform for the AYSO team picture, so the coach nominated me to let him borrow my uniform.
   
   First school dance and a kid was trying to push me together to smooch with the cutie i took to the dance. Had a panic attack, pushed him a littletoo hard and he fell down and broke his arm. Everyone stopped and stared. Kind of a nightmare lol.
   
   At the end if basketball season, dude from the ghetto school we were playing was pissed off we were whooping their fucking ass, pulled my underwear down when ref wasnt looking. Fortunately i wasnt fat yet.
   
   Gave a girl my jacket on a group movie date,only to realize i couldve wrung a couple cups of sweat out of the thing.
   
   Im sure theres more.
2. 2020-05-07 at 8:21 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Im sure theres some deep mid 90s shmbolism. Maybe like....Chinas occupation of Nepal man. Folding everyone into boxes n shapes.
3. 2020-05-07 at 8:15 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   
   
   the comments section on this video has me crying
   
   “Who seasoned this man chicken?”
4. 2020-05-07 at 8:13 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
5. 2020-05-07 at 7:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Dissociator No I got rid of major near death abcesses and infections. One time I was too late and my cheek swelled up like a baseball. I pulled the third molar then went to hospital ICU for 3 days antibiotic

   
   Did you do xrays and cultures before you performed toothpick surgery?
6. 2020-05-07 at 7:10 AM UTC in Upgrading my dell optiplex 990 but I need your help plz.
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy This is very doo-able. What do you call this computer?

   
   Also look for free shit on craigslist/letgo. The case/power supply you can probably find for cheap or free. Graphics card- especially older ones- can be got for pretty decent $ as long as they werent used for mining. Personally id salvage one of my old cases, PSU, hard drive, video card and throw a cracked copy of windows on it.
7. 2020-05-07 at 7:07 AM UTC in Upgrading my dell optiplex 990 but I need your help plz.
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy This is very doo-able. What do you call this computer?

   
   Black2theFuture?
   
   if u can get it tax free from B&H....Wesley Snipes
   
   Ummm...Bloptimus Brime?
8. 2020-05-07 at 7:05 AM UTC in Upgrading my dell optiplex 990 but I need your help plz.
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I dont need a power supply as I am pretty sure I can find old ones in dumpsters.
   As for a case I can just use a file cabinet.

   
   Dont use an old shitty one. You can use an oldER one if its still in decent condition and of appropriate wattage, but dont go for the $15 chinese made generic bullshit.
9. 2020-05-07 at 7 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by CandyRein First of all … she’s a natural blonde and she just woke up so that’s why her hair was messy … and you’ve got some nerve talking about her shape ..when you’re shaped like a busted can of biscuits…
   
   And she doesn’t smoke .. :)

   
   my can of biscuits is entirely rigid
10. 2020-05-07 at 3:03 AM UTC in Upgrading my dell optiplex 990 but I need your help plz.
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i built u a pc. If u can salvage parts you can cut the cost
    
    PCPartPicker Part List
    
    CPU: AMD Ryzen 3 3200G 3.6 GHz Quad-Core Processor ($91.97 @ Amazon)
    Motherboard: ASRock B450M-HDV R4.0 Micro ATX AM4 Motherboard ($68.98 @ Newegg)
    Memory: Crucial Ballistix 8 GB (2 x 4 GB) DDR4-2400 Memory ($34.99 @ B&H)
    Storage: Seagate Barracuda Compute 2 TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($54.98 @ Newegg)
    Video Card: MSI Radeon RX 580 8 GB ARMOR OC Video Card ($184.99 @ Newegg)
    Case: Rosewill FBM-06 MicroATX Mini Tower Case ($29.99 @ Amazon)
    Power Supply: EVGA BR 500 W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply ($57.58 @ Amazon)
    Total: $523.48
    Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
    Generated by PCPartPicker 2020-05-06 23:02 EDT-0400
    
    The CPU has vega 8 graphics so you could squeak by without a graphics card for a couple weeks if u needed to, seems like all u olay is rrunescape anyway.
11. 2020-05-06 at 8:49 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yes
    
    
    
    What movie did you watch most as a kid?
12. 2020-05-06 at 3:48 PM UTC in Terrorist Yanquis Oligarchs funded attempt at coup in Venezuela
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny either way i think its against geneva convention to kill captured pows.

    
    No one declared war though, so technically theyre probably just “insurgents”. They could be sentenced to death in any court and other countries would have a really hard time disputing it.
13. 2020-05-06 at 3:44 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by CandyRein I bought… a pony ..💖
    
    

    
    That is the most white trash trailer park pony ive ever seen. Pink, messy braids, bleached hair and bangs, muffin top gut hangin out. If it had a menthol cigarette and tinkerbell tattoo above its twat itd be spot on.
14. 2020-05-06 at 3:41 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Dissociator Bought…. a dr pepper slurpee from circle k
    
    Stole, a slim Jim and a pizza

    
    Did you delete ur fucking YT dude?
15. 2020-05-06 at 3:11 PM UTC in Terrorist Yanquis Oligarchs funded attempt at coup in Venezuela
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny kill americans ?

    
    kill americans who of their “own volition” made a huge spectacle of coming into a sovereign country to kill its people, yeah. If the US interceded, itd look like this was their op all along. Maybe Maduro uses i
    them as bargaining chips to ease sanctions? who knows. Def not me.
16. 2020-05-06 at 11:27 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sounds like the title to an edgy country/rap album.
17. 2020-05-06 at 11:26 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by ORACLE He's an acrid-tongued Arab

    
    Is he arab? id always assumed he ascended from albanians or another such ancestry.
18. 2020-05-06 at 8:12 AM UTC in Penis owners: Do you have foreskin?
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    fuck the juice
19. 2020-05-06 at 8:06 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Despite his oft acrid attitude, even amidst anger, Matt must acquiesce to awesome alliteration.
20. 2020-05-06 at 8:04 AM UTC in Terrorist Yanquis Oligarchs funded attempt at coup in Venezuela
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What an absolute clusterfuck. Hard to believe they couldnt come up with something more efficient and subtle.