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2020-05-20 at 5:39 PM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?You brought drugs over, didnt you?
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2020-05-20 at 8:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!should have voicemail say “next message....today....at....9:32...PM”
and its just the same dude
“LOSER YOU MOTHERFUCKING LOSER I HOPE YOU-“
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2020-05-20 at 8:54 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Yeah i emailed u back
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2020-05-20 at 8:09 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?When u jerk off in the bathroom to get ready, let the dog lick the jizz off ur fingers.
Then when the dog kisses her, ur halfway there.
Dogs sense energy though, so if you dont want to be violently disemboweled u should probably stop being a pussy. Just remember every wrong thing in ur life is the result of u be8ng a coward, so shoot ur shot nigger.
Essentially this pep talk was for me, but u can prolly get something out of it too, -
2020-05-20 at 7:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I always wanted to hone my craft as a lesbian
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2020-05-20 at 7:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-20 at 7:43 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?tell her u wont rape if she signs a consent form
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2020-05-20 at 7:29 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
if my experience is anyindicator, you should now be finished with the act of lovemaking -
2020-05-20 at 7:28 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
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2020-05-20 at 7:25 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
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2020-05-20 at 7:22 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
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2020-05-20 at 7:20 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?let me DJ ur fukk
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2020-05-20 at 7:18 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?if she sent u that pic shes down to fuck.
wait till s good song comes on, then say “hey”, give her the ol “come here” beckon,then kiss her hard and make out with her for a couple min till you can get ur hand down her pants. If she stops you just say my bad and go home. -
2020-05-20 at 7:03 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentEveryone report to the longest thread for casting call thanks
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2020-05-20 at 7:02 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!§m£ÂgØL will definitely do it. Whether his acting chops are up to par remains to be seen.
lol. Im pretty happy with the first one tho. Thats great. -
2020-05-20 at 7 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I have one doing it tomorrow.
You trying to find a girl on NiggasIn.Space? Good luck.
DTE said shes down. But shes gonna try a couple times n see if it sounds serious enough. She has a bad case of the giggles. Daddyissues would be perfect though, and if it comes down tomit, DTE could be Samantha. Bill Krozby would also def do it. He could be like...a co worker from Sunglass Hut. -
2020-05-20 at 6:57 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?Just go over there you big faggot. Only thing that weirds me out is her pointy shoulder, and i wish her legs were thiccer.
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2020-05-20 at 6:56 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
Originally posted by Wariat that sucks. Sex to me is boring without that stuff and I hardly feel my dick anyway due to the overmasturbation I suffer from.
translation: dick is too small and thin to hit either the North, South, East, or Westdwardly pussy walls, and even 12 year old butthole is a crapshoot at being too comparatively cavernous. -
2020-05-20 at 5:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!casting call:
we need a woman to record like 20 seconds. -
2020-05-20 at 3:27 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Do it in black and white. Should be a lot of close up shots of your face looking sweaty and slack jawed and just ground down by the weiht of the world.Going through the pantry and bare cupboard. Close up on a can of “cat tuna”. Sitting in frontof bill oreilly with your tv tray, you eat the cat tuna with beans on a plate. You visibly begin to dry heave. An answering machine message from your neighbor says you need to move your car for street sweeping, and that it smells like a raccoon crawled in an died in it. You light a few candles, put on some hank williams, and then drink 151 in the bath in your underwear till you shit yourself. Cut to you waking up in the bath, stewing in shit. Under your breath you say GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN. You begin to sob unconteollably.
*curb your enthusiasm song*
