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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    eating cold steak and drinking beer in the bathtub. Although im like 30 inches longer than my bathtub so its pretty fucking cramped. And it hadnt been turned on in so long that the water smells like blood.


    #livingmybestlife
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty They even have Passion fruit and Mango Oreo cookies there.

    Now youre making me go online. As if i needed more cookies.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I'm stateside in New Mexico right now, working in the Chiricahua Mountains. also, In the Sahara, such as the town of Ad Dakhla, stores carry frozen fruit of every variety. Also, in the Oasis's along the great trail, Through Mali and Niger, there are little settlements here and there that will sell you frozen stuff for about the same price as here, which is terribly expensive there. The Dinar in Morocco and Western Sahara, is about 10 to the US dollar right now.

    The Sahara, depending where you are, actually has some low mountains, and high hills, as well as massive sand dunes. There are ruins in those dunes that cover and uncover themselves all the time, so sometimes landmarks are hard to find… people, even experienced Bedouins, Maqil, and Berbers have gotten lost and perished in those sands…

    Near Tombstone. Nice. I need to watch that again.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    protip if you dissolve a couple points of meth in ur monster and slowly sip it over an hour or so, it gives you a real “can do” attitude.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also energy drinks give you kidney stones?
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I have a nutribullet, and today, I made a bombastic lemonade for the desert dry heat. It worked, and it took me 4 minutes to make. I peeled 1 and a half lemons, a handful of frozen globe red grapes that i froze myself, then a handful of frozen cranberries, and two frozen black cherries, mixed em with water to the line, and pureed them for 30-40 seconds, and man, it's powerful! freezing cold, and almost slushy, but fluid and beyond delicious. energy for about 5 hours too. Mended horse fences in that heat till sundown.

    Where the fuck do you get frozen fruit in the middle of the sahara? and they have mountains?
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    what happened to trippple nipple?
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    u still working out?
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It has ancient caves, and volcanic shafts, but hasn't been active for several million years. No sweat, it's dry. about 6% humidity right now. no rain since last month. lot's of dust devils.

    Can u post google maps/pics of where you are? itd be interesting to see, and you dont seem to care about who knows what.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol @ DarQuan Jones

    i assume this was the white man
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just ate a tv dinner over the trash can right afer it came out of the microwave and burned my mouth bc i didnt wait for it to cool and i didnt want to have to expend the energy to have to bring a piece of plastic from my room back to the trash can.

    Depression level 99

    Get on MY level.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im trying to think of anyone whos not a vindictive douche.

    WELP IM OUT
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bamp for creative juicez all over ur tits
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Awwww man. You just shouldve posted the links in a private chat. Youre fucking up the lolcow

    First rule of wariat is dont talk about wariat in front of wariat. Geez.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive wanted to die all day long, but this thread made me so happy.

    Wariat truly is a blessing and a curse.

    Poland santa barbara chico state

    Thank you word renowned pedophile-journalist Maciej Wieslaw Lata
    Thank you world renowned gay porner- pedophile Mike Duraj
    Thank you world famous martial artist and child sex predator Mike Lata

    Thank you.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ajax Some other fun stats:

    Born in Poland and moved to California at age 9.

    Graduated from California State University, Chico in Spring of 2010 with a bachelor’s degree in journalism.

    Lived in Cupertino for a period of time.

    Email addresses:
    Stirolak28@gmail.com
    Virolak@icloud.com

    Twitter: @Stirolak123

    Another personal blog (they’re everywhere): http://mlata26.wordpress.com

    How he got a BA in anything is fucking startling, considering his grasp of the english language is sketchy at best. If id known subnormal autists could do it, i mightve gone to college. Then again i didnt have a parent throwing money at me. Still. HOPE.
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    Also in search mode you get in a locker n look at tiddy posters for a couple min you dont keep sprinting around like a retard.

    Snake wouldve been ashamed of Black Mambas survival skill.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE He kept running as he was a jogger, likely on a route, until he saw it was too late.

    You are now speaking with the benefit of hindsight as some fag on the internet who didn't have his day and is now having a solid snake fantasy after the fact.

    In reality you would have kept running your route till it became ear these fucks were gonna stop you no matter what, by which point it was too late.

    The time he swerved left and got blocked was when he realized he was already in a life or death situation, and it was ready too late.

    “oh noooo lookit these armed and angry men 150 feet ahead of me. Too late to back out now. COMMIT!! COMMIT!”

    *assault*

    *dead*
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Read some David Foster Wallace today. “Suicide as a Sort of Present”. Reading Malices posts from the beginning now. They seem to have a similar kind of hyperawareness, hypercritical nature. A kind of sneering contempt for their own minds, and an almost clinical detachment from any meaningful pleasure.

    Im remembering how unkind and fed up i was at the end, and it makes me pretty fucking sad.

    Every few months ill remember and google search to see if maybe anyone put up an obituary. Always nothing. Im not sure why that bothers me so much. I guess in a way his suicide was equal parts selfishness and gift. Everything being for nothing at all bothers me i guess. Everything kind of bothers me. Its sort of inconvenient.

    He wouldve been a pretty decent writer in his own postmodern autism-niche.
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