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2020-05-27 at 2:54 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!u couldve been a star, kyle
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2020-05-27 at 2:53 AM UTC in Buying a couple cheaps suits, renting a crappy office, and LARPing as a business dudeThats not very fight club bro. Work hard play hard. that not very WOLF OF WALL STREET. Gotta be a genius in the numbers game but look like a pool hall junkie thats who everyone wants on their teamever hear of a lil documentary called GOOD WILL HUNTING?
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2020-05-27 at 2:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I should just copy the scripts the crazy old jedi guy keeps having me print at work.
one was about like, a “woman scientist” (his words) who impregnates herself and is pregnant with a cyborg baby and the government sends agents to kill her so they can use the bab6 as a weapon.
That ome was the least ridiculous of his scripts.
The first line was “ ENTER THE SITUATION ROOM. THERE ARE MANY DATA SCREENS AS WELL AS SCIENCE EQUIPMENT. VERY BUSY MANY PEOPLE HOLDING PAPERS/ FILES. THE WOMAN SCIENTIST LOOKS ANGRY”
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2020-05-27 at 2:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe richard Spencer is going to be my official haircut from now on. It makes my head look less like one of those triangular Japanese rice blobs
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2020-05-27 at 2:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe sides are shaved tho? Its shaved halfway up his head.That's an undercut. The hair that u see on the sides is all falling down from the top. You can even see the difference in length where they shaved it.
That's what I did couple weeks ago since I cant get a proper haircut. It looks 100x better -
2020-05-27 at 2 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-27 at 2 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionEither that or drunk ur whole face in rogaine. U should try the testosterone lotion I'm using. I've never had such inconvenient levels of hair on my shoulders. I legit dislike my facial hair but it's the only thing that keeps me from looking like the multi chinned manchild that I am
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2020-05-27 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-27 at 1:51 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead What in your god damn mind was going on to convince you that talking to that woman and trying to convince her to watch your "not creepy" video was a good idea? You've said multiple times you're pretty sure she called the cops the first time, and watching the uncut footage, I'm pretty sure you're right.
If she HAD watched your "not creepy" video, do you think seeing you glaring at a camera while fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower is a good way to convince her you're not creepy? That video is like staring into the mind of a mental disorder. It's not even artistically disturbing, it's just straight mashed together like a psych ward patient's crayon drawings. If she had humored you and watched some of it, I can only imagine the creeping horror overcoming her as what little faith she had that you weren't a threat is shattered, all the while you're standing there proud and oblivious as fuck talking your incoherent and overconfident excited drunk ramblings over the clip so she can't even hear the comedy in the phone calls-just fragmented tones of people directing hatred at you. It sounds like you're actually LUCKY she wanted nothing to do with you. I've known you for like 2 decades, and even knowing the whole story, I think you're fucking creepy. I can't even imagine how you thought talking to her could have panned out in anything but raising her alarms further.
I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not. What the hell, dude?
I think the new bit is a fucking retard trying to pitch ideas for a TV show to a studio agent. And your natural back and forth is the whole shtick. Momdead is the agent. -
2020-05-27 at 1:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe facial hair g2g tho my broski
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2020-05-27 at 1:44 AM UTC in LaterProps for actually having the balls to do it.we couldve used ur autism tho. 😕 kinda felt like an internet little brother.
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2020-05-26 at 5:47 PM UTC in Buying a couple cheaps suits, renting a crappy office, and LARPing as a business dudeReal business men just wear slacks and a wife beater so the competition cansmell ur sweat and know u could rip their windpipe out if they dont meet you at 6.2 mil
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2020-05-26 at 4:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Bill Krozby woke up and made some nachos unfortunately I didn't have jarred jalapenos and didn't want to open the can i have of it just yet. oooh weel tis the fallacy of being a Bill Krozbyler
This reminded me that i meant to create a “pictures of depression” thread. This could go right next to my picture of 8 empty toilet paper rolls sitting on the back of the toilet. -
2020-05-26 at 4:14 PM UTC in I'm betting half the userbase on this site has raped someone beforeooh i thought of a good one
if youre betting that someone is a rapist
always bet on black
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2020-05-25 at 8 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-25 at 6:51 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Im down to do more stuff. Its a minor miracle anyone from a site called NiggasInSpace did anything at all lol.
I was of the opinion it should be played straight, n if cats were gonna be mentioned, it should be a subtle nod mentioned a couple times and have like....a table of ripped down lost animal wanted posters to have the audience wonder what the fuck. To be fair, i did pitch that one of the gfs voicemails should mention hes into furry porn to plant the seed that maybe hes raping the cats to death, but he talked me down. wouldnt have been “playing it straight” with insinuated bestiality i dont think.
But yeah...its gonna be kind if hard to think of one-man-show type stuff, but if we took a few weeks on something we could probably make something pretty polished. Ill be thinking of stuff. Too bad everyone isnt local-ish. Footage is generally gonna be sketch when you have a bunch of old people n dog walkers half heartedly filming you.
The outtake of the mom telling u to scram n leave her teenage daughters alone was pretty golden in and of itself. -
2020-05-25 at 3:39 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Dude youtube is dogshit. They deserve to go under.
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2020-05-25 at 2:43 AM UTC in ATTN mashlehashneon leon was mynickname back in my ketamine disco days
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2020-05-25 at 2:40 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Just bored and fucking with Reno. I'm trying to move away from degenerate videos but, they're kinda easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwVUnR9WVw&fbclid=IwAR3QPs4D8yIzdk_flMgtFs99D_1MyQ-QSzqsGRlqM_cVPq4VF7MJ9lwGnZM
lol youtube already removed it for terms of service. Jesus i fucking hate JooTube. Put shit on bitchute -
2020-05-25 at 2:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I woke up screaming a little while ago from a nap. I had a nightmare that my name was chester and I was a business man of some sort and dressed in cheap suits from the 70's. I ent up meeting these 2 cocktresses they were twins with dark hair and they were dressed in black satin lingerie, they everything I wanted chicken wings and kisses, but I started to feel like I drown.
I wake up on a bed tied up they are there with a chainsaw and tell me they both want me and cut me in half like from the top of my head down to my crotch, split me in two. And I'm screaming and I then wake up again in a room with two beds each on them is one of the twins and half my body with my eyes open but I'm just in the corner of the room watching this as they holding me kissing me stroking my hair on separate beds.
A lot of people really do believe that trauma is sexy. I'm not sure about that. Maybe it depends on the severity? I still woke up with a boner though.
my freud says you feel that youre very desireable, you have an unhealthy relationship with women, and you have trouble seeing both yourself and other people as anything more than bodies or meat for gratification of another.
damn im insightful
