The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-05-26 at 8:25 AM UTC

   #3301
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I'm not racist I'll race anyone
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   • MexicanMasterRace
2. 2020-05-26 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #3302
   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
   No he's a drag queen look at those eyelashes.
   You can tell he's be around the block.
3. 2020-05-26 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #3303
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Drag racing is the best racing
4. 2020-05-26 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #3304
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by ORACLE Drag racing is the best racing

   
   I actually agree with this. I prefer a quarter mile track to show performance of the car! NHRA.
5. 2020-05-26 at 11:53 AM UTC

   #3305
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Technologist I actually agree with this. I prefer a quarter mile track to show performance of the car! NHRA.

   
   I don't see the point of anything else. Time trials are purer and more technical. Normally (in non pandemic times) I do autocross and there's no reason to introduce other people into the track, just the leaderboard.
6. 2020-05-26 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #3306
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I just like the smell of the nitro they use at the track
7. 2020-05-26 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #3307
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi No he's a drag queen look at those eyelashes.
   You can tell he's be around the block.

   
   Your nose looks like my penis and your have lips like Jeffrey Epstein. Kill yourself.
   
   
   I have a dull ache in my side which I know is from drinking.
8. 2020-05-26 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #3308
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
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9. 2020-05-26 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #3309
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Spicy boi
10. 2020-05-27 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #3310
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Show dick
11. 2020-05-27 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #3311
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Oct could make a decent living on MyFreeCams or OnlyFans etc.
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    • Octavian
12. 2020-05-27 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #3312
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The facial hair g2g tho my broski
13. 2020-05-27 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #3313
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER The facial hair g2g tho my broski

    
    Suck my dick lad
14. 2020-05-27 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #3314
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Octavian Suck my dick lad

    
    That's the general idea I get from the facial hair. U look like a buttpirate matey. Shave it n use clippers on the sides of ur head so it doesnt poof out n I'd suck ur dick nohomo style
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    • Octavian
15. 2020-05-27 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #3315
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER That's the general idea I get from the facial hair. U look like a buttpirate matey. Shave it n use clippers on the sides of ur head so it doesnt poof out n I'd suck ur dick nohomo style

    
    No, growing my hair m8.
    
    Will shave the pubes off my face though
16. 2020-05-27 at 2 AM UTC

    #3316
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Either that or drunk ur whole face in rogaine. U should try the testosterone lotion I'm using. I've never had such inconvenient levels of hair on my shoulders. I legit dislike my facial hair but it's the only thing that keeps me from looking like the multi chinned manchild that I am
17. 2020-05-27 at 2 AM UTC

    #3317
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Octavian No, growing my hair m8.
    
    Will shave the pubes off my face though

    
    Just keep the top growing n shave the sides in a lazy undercut. What are u growing it for?
18. 2020-05-27 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #3318
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    
    
    Going for that look. Need it long on da sides.
19. 2020-05-27 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #3319
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The sides are shaved tho? Its shaved halfway up his head.That's an undercut. The hair that u see on the sides is all falling down from the top. You can even see the difference in length where they shaved it.
    
    That's what I did couple weeks ago since I cant get a proper haircut. It looks 100x better
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    • Octavian
20. 2020-05-27 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #3320
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER The sides are shaved tho? Its shaved halfway up his head.That's an undercut. The hair that u see on the sides is all falling down from the top. You can even see the difference in length where they shaved it.
    
    That's what I did couple weeks ago since I cant get a proper haircut. It looks 100x better

    
    Yeah you're right,I thought that, no way.
    
    The barbers need to open soon.