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2019-07-01 at 1:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionA Canadian friend of mine used to think it was absolutely hilarious to say: Lekker bij de kachel.
You pronounce it kind of like: lick by the cockhole.
It means: Nice and cozy near the fireplace/stove/radiator.
And it's the linguistic equivalent of a dad joke.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-30 at 10:17 AM UTC in Lol, Trump just walked into Best Korea.Through the DMZ no least. I heard he was gonna do it but he actually did it. Kim Jong Un looks confused more than anything.
I know this is political theater, but it was pretty interesting regardless.
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2019-07-01 at 7:56 AM UTC in Ordered benzos and stims for tonight.Temazepam and Methylphenidate to be exact. Yeah i know it's Monday, no i don't care, yes i am very happy with myself.
T-PAM and Ritalin will be the aperitif for on the morrow my good sirs, i get Fentanyl, Oxy, K-Pin MORE RITALIN and a venerable cornucopia of substances to get absolutely ass blasted on.
Looking forward to it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 12:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI mean if i called some Canadian something and they would say that back to me i'd probably burst out laughing, so i guess it's good at diffusing the situation. And i know i sound patronizing but it's actually a kids rhyme and i have no idea what made you think copy/pasting that was a good idea.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 12:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 12:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 12:20 PM UTC in when people say "pussy is pussy"
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III exactly. those people disgust me. like why would you stick your dick in something you don't want to just so you can say you got laid lmao
They believe they can't afford to have standards. Or genuinely don't. Either way, if you say "pussy is pussy" you're probably a gnarly person. I generally don't trust my judgement of people, but when they make statements like those i tend to trust theirs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 7 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG My grandfather was born in 1920s Mexico as an orphan. Eventually he became a teacher, married my grandmother, started a farm, had my dad, and now here I am without a need in the world, traveling to poorer countries because I am bored with life.
Thank God I'm not in some ghetto.
My grandfather was born in the 20's as well to a family of 16, my great grandfather was a sailor, and he'd come home to knock up his wife and get absolutely shitfaced, they lived in the Dutch equivalent of what was the Ghetto in Amsterdam. De Jordaan.
It's expensive and trendy now, but it was a working class neighborhood back then. All the boys in the family had to chip in to keep the household afloat. It was pretty shit. When the Nazis came over in the 40's they were looking for soldiers for the Waffen SS and the Wehrmacht and they paid very well. The Fuhrer was a fair man. So, my grandfather signed up and after basic training he was deployed to the Eastern front under the auspices of the army group that was responsible for the taking of the Ukraine and oil fields in the neighborhood. They fought long and hard but in the end he had to retreat with the rest of the German army and later served as a reservist in the Battle of the Bulge. Or Wacht am Rein, as it is known in German.
Somehow he managed to survive all this but when he returned to Holland he was promptly imprisoned for High Treason, and served 7 years in a "re-education camp" until the Queen at the time pardoned a whole lot of people who happened to find themselves on the losing side. He started writing people from his youth while he was imprisoned, and through correspondence came to grow closer to my grandmother. After he was released they got married and had my mom and aunts and uncles. Interestingly enough my grandmother had been involved as a pamphleteer for the resistance during the occupation years. She never fought any battles except for the battle of morale on the homefront. It's interesting how they came from different backgrounds and served different causes during the war but still ended up together.
They did the best they could, and were brave in their own way, the best they knew how.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-24 at 12:36 PM UTC in 11 Year old molested and gets VD ..This has more to do with rapists than with pedophilia. Just putting that out there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 1:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 2:15 PM UTC in Registering as a sex offenderLol you had a good time having small talk about being a sex offender? How did those conversations usually go?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 9:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 4:22 AM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next year
Originally posted by -SpectraL God is breaking the backs of all the corrupt governments, to provide more time for people to turn things around and do the right thing before it's all too late. This is about way more than Trump. These crooks and tyrants are being played, on a global scale. He's just toying with them and tying them into knots and throwing monkey wrench after monkey wrench into their plans. And everything they try to stop it, he boomerangs it right back at them, skating circles around them the entire time. Trump is unbeatable, but only because God wants him to be. Nobody can beat God, so it's useless for them to even try. This is all in order to extend the timeline to Armageddon somewhat, so that more can be saved by what they witness, but it's by no means a reprieve. Armageddon is still coming.
I'm down with Christianity and all but this sounds like your run of the mill boomer hope porn. I get it's tempting to hope but realistically speaking it's going to have to get a lot worse before it's going to get better.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo I imagine cigarette smoking is less prevalent in the Netherlands for some reason. Probably due to cultural climate and I don't know of any domestic tobacco production because all their other crops are super efficient. Working a job is the gateway to smoking
Well, my parents are heavy smokers so i came out the womb with a cigarette firmly affixed to my mouth and pre-lit. Basically, in Holland, you get an hour worth of break time in total, it's usually cut up into two 15 minute chunks and a 30 minute chunk for lunch. Basically everywhere i've ever worked follows this pattern except for the care facility. Although i am sure it was not in their official policy to let employees go on smoking breaks every 30 minutes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-18 at 3:01 AM UTC in I found a computer hard drive sewn into a bag I ordered from E-Bay. What should I do?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-17 at 12:28 AM UTC in where to find girls who idolize columbine shootersI have done some research for you OP.
Bronze: https://www.tumblr.com/search/columbine
Silver: https://columbine-massacre.wikia.org/wiki/Columbine_Massacre_Wiki
Gold: https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-17 at 4:08 AM UTC in Pineapple on pizza is grossThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-17 at 1:15 PM UTC in User control panel and option for automatic subscription to threads you post in?This is a special kind of necro bumping :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-17 at 10:32 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile IV - Idlib Dawn EditionGo Yemen, blow up all the oil pipelines. I don't even care if i can't buy gas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-17 at 2:43 AM UTC in Can somebody clean my ipad mini's screen for me?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
