The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-30 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #6021
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I want to get raped at Prey Sa and then drown my sorrows with a freshly caught diseased rat and some high quality cheap heroin to numb the pain of being in the most crowded prison on earth.
   
   https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/life-in-infested-prison-for-accused-australian-heroin-mule/news-story/f68f11ab6fc8e834bc3f36c9d5b7dd35
2. 2019-06-30 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #6022
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by GGG I've never heard anyone use it like this but apparently it can also mean traitor. Like a grasshopper hopping to the other side.

   
   Muy bien mi compa.
   
   I figured it was some type of Cartel slang.
   
   
3. 2019-06-30 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #6023
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   That's chapulines/chapulinos not chapulinas lol.
   
   It's slang for gang members. I guess it could be chapulinas if it's a female gang member but again, that's also a word for traitor/grasshopper so it's a little weird.
4. 2019-06-30 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #6024
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by NARCassist my god you're such a faggot
   
   
   .

   
   Don't pretend like you've ever left Europe
5. 2019-06-30 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #6025
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by GGG That's chapulines/chapulinos not chapulinas lol.
   
   It's slang for gang members. I guess it could be chapulinas if it's a female gang member but again, that's also a word for traitor/grasshopper so it's a little weird.

   
   Considering mQ was talking about female cartel 'chapulinas' getting paddled a couple of pages ago, i guess it works.
6. 2019-06-30 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #6026
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You should brush your teeth. Do you have any left?

   
   No
7. 2019-06-30 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #6027
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jυicebox No

   
   No as in..?
8. 2019-06-30 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #6028
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG That is terrifying. I'm not brave enough to fuck with drugs in Asia. Imagine being a foreigner in their prisons.

   
   yea, it would have been terrifying if i had not consumed a few of the benzos on the bus ride over lol
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
9. 2019-07-01 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #6029
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ No as in..?

   
   As in "the opposite of yes"
10. 2019-07-01 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #6030
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jυicebox As in "the opposite of yes"

    
    What happened ? Jeez.
11. 2019-07-01 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #6031
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ What happened ? Jeez.

    
    No
12. 2019-07-01 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #6032
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by GGG No

    
    
    That’s right GGG, you tell Mq that no means NO😁
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG
13. 2019-07-01 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #6033
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    NO
    
    NO
    
    
    NO
    
    
    NO
    
    
    NIIIOOIIOOOO
14. 2019-07-01 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #6034
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Bo
15. 2019-07-01 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #6035
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Ghost Bo

    
    NO
16. 2019-07-01 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #6036
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If i were born in some poor barrio in Latin America i'd probably join the Cartel. Seems a lot more interesting than starving to death, or living as a subsistence farmer.
17. 2019-07-01 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #6037
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I'd be alright being a farmer but I wouldn't like being under the cartel's thumb
18. 2019-07-01 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #6038
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I think I'd be alright being a farmer but I wouldn't like being under the cartel's thumb

    
    You'll farm the coca leaves. I guard the fields.
19. 2019-07-01 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #6039
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sophie You'll farm the coca leaves. I guard the fields.

    
    
20. 2019-07-01 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #6040
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Sophie If i were born in some poor barrio in Latin America i'd probably join the Cartel. Seems a lot more interesting than starving to death, or living as a subsistence farmer.

    
    My grandfather was born in 1920s Mexico as an orphan. Eventually he became a teacher, married my grandmother, started a farm, had my dad, and now here I am without a need in the world, traveling to poorer countries because I am bored with life.
    
    Thank God I'm not in some ghetto.