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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian That's awful. It makes you think what goes through someone's mind to just murder a person for nothing.

    Probably nothing tbh. "Oh god what have I done" is real. I've been studying a lot about the phenomenology of your cortex making moral judgments.

    As far as I can tell, in the heat of the moment there is no reason or rationality. There is only action.

    After it's over, we look back and make sense of the story in terms of shit we didn't even think of at the time. And if we can't give a good reason, we feel like we fucked up. It has nothing to do with what happened in the moment. Same way applies to crimes of passion I imagine.
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  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In my world, they would have been hung for treason. Every last one of them.

    Former US drone operator who said the American military are 'worse than the Nazis' tells how he dropped a Hellfire missile on a child in Afghanistan but his superiors claimed it was 'just a dog'

    The US and Canadian governments were sterilizing and euthanizing non-anglosaxon whites long before Nazi Germany ever existed. Truth is, the Germans didn't start world war 1 and world war 2 was an attempt to regain what was stolen from them prior.

    We fought for the wrong team. I don't agree with their eugenics practices, but back then, you'd much rather be caught by the Germans because they would actually treat you like a human being as opposed to the americans or british which would treat you worse than a dog.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7977569/Ex-drone-operator-tells-dropped-missile-child-superiors-claimed-dog.html
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian Do tell?

    Just for something bad to be lifted from one of the few people I genuinely care about and would be devastated without. I'm so not used to happy endings I feel something terrible is going to happen now but I'll be ok with it as long as this person is OK
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra I'm more worried about the concurrent avian flu outbreaks

    bat flu+ bird flu = pterodactyl flu
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  5. Corona-chan African Astronaut


    https://fox8.com/2020/01/31/multiple-schools-across-northeast-ohio-close-because-of-sick-students-and-staff/

    https://www.cleveland19.com/2020/01/29/several-area-schools-closed-due-flu-stomach-viruses/
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Isn't it convenient how Americans are split into two roughly equal rival camps, and thus unable to do anything about their problems?
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by stl1 The facts are that Trump withheld $391,000,000 in aid to a country fighting a proxy war for us against our enemy, the Russians, in

    Someone whack this nutty old boomer over the head with a shovel.
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Well I don’t like hitler as much as you, nor am I as knowledgeable as you about him.

    But I had to concede to your knowledge.πŸ™ƒ
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  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Quid pro quo is used in foreign policy aid since the very first time.

    They could stand up there and post the number of times Obama did it just a few years ago.

    Every fucking one of these assholes are corrupt as fuck. Pelosi has made millions on the military industrial complex. It’s the biggest money laundering scam in history.

    They kick back and drink dom perignon and laugh at all this my team vs. your team shit.
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  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Operations Manager is my official title but I do pretty much a bit of everything including designing our products (It's an OEM), punishing the underlings, hiring/firing, dealing with suppliers/customers, negotiating contracts with companies like Disney, interfacing with our partner company in Taiwan (aka: slapping the yellow fuckers around when they fuck up) etc etc.

    … generally running the place while the boss is off playing with the bears at his 3rd house on Lake Tahoe.

    Oh and I post on NIS (and other sites) a lot because I'm so efficient at my job.

    *files away in PI folder*
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    In other news i just spent 3 hours in a youtube relaxation music livechat wherein i claimed to be a wealthy illuminati rosthschild defense contractor and traded insults with a shirtless vegan window washer who just kept screaming FLAT EARTH SHILLS. YOURE A FUCKING SHILL. I HAD DIABETES BUT VEGETABLES MADE ME STRONG.

    Then i met Nadia, and we bonded over our love of baiting retarded schizophrenics online, and soon we had an internet marriage and became flat earth shills ourselves, screaming FUCK COPERNICUS while i battled indian teenagers wanting to remove her brootiful bobs. Our daughter is named Pangea Twodee Casper310 and shes the reason i get up in the morning.
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Since there are only 7 options instead of the list of 44 posters I put together it looks like I will have to pick the best 7

    Lol@ best 7 πŸ˜‚
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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Yeah, they've been a thing on https://newtotse.com for like 3 years.

    Don't you need more than one user to have a vote?
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  14. sit in the dark like the cockroach u are
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  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Is it so bad to be going 5mph over instead of 10-15mph over?

    This morning I saw someone change lanes because someone slowed down to let a car turn. They turned into where the car was and almost got into a crash. They tried to avoid it by turning into their original lane, but of course thr car they were behind was there

    Just drive like a normal person who gives a fuck about safety. Stay in the lane you need to be in. Go at the speed of traffic. Don't be an impatient dumbass.

    Sage advice, I'll also add that if you happen to be a Mexican lawn care technician keep your beat up truck and trailer out of the left lane.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a new kitty bitty in my apartment . 😊
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Fuck you

    I'll take your cigarettes and smash them on the ground in front of you. I send monopoly money to people. Haha
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The other day watching "The Death of Stalin" again on the bus I notice the Beria pedo plotline. I honestly never noticed before.

    I can't even keep up. We can't keep up.

    Stalin's jedis
    We mustn't forget that some of greatest murderers of modern times were jedi

    Sever Plocker|Published: 12.21.06 , 23:35
    Here's a particularly forlorn historical date: Almost 90 years ago, between the 19th and 20th of December 1917, in the midst of the Bolshevik revolution and civil war, Lenin signed a decree calling for the establishment of The All-Russian Extraordinary Commission for Combating Counter-Revolution and Sabotage, also known as Cheka.


    Within a short period of time, Cheka became the largest and cruelest state security organization. Its organizational structure was changed every few years, as were its names: From Cheka to GPU, later to NKVD, and later to KGB.



    We cannot know with certainty the number of deaths Cheka was responsible for in its various manifestations, but the number is surely at least 20 million, including victims of the forced collectivization, the hunger, large purges, expulsions, banishments, executions, and mass death at Gulags.



    Whole population strata were eliminated: Independent farmers, ethnic minorities, members of the bourgeoisie, senior officers, intellectuals, artists, labor movement activists, "opposition members" who were defined completely randomly, and countless members of the Communist party itself.



    In his new, highly praised book "The War of the World, "Historian Niall Ferguson writes that no revolution in the history of mankind devoured its children with the same unrestrained appetite as did the Soviet revolution. In his book on the Stalinist purges, Tel Aviv University's Dr. Igal Halfin writes that Stalinist violence was unique in that it was directed internally.



    Lenin, Stalin, and their successors could not have carried out their deeds without wide-scale cooperation of disciplined "terror officials," cruel interrogators, snitches, executioners, guards, judges, perverts, and many bleeding hearts who were members of the progressive Western Left and were deceived by the Soviet regime of horror and even provided it with a kosher certificate.



    All these things are well-known to some extent or another, even though the former Soviet Union's archives have not yet been fully opened

    to the public. But who knows about this? Within Russia itself, very few people have been brought to justice for their crimes in the NKVD's and KGB's service. The Russian public discourse today completely ignores the question of "How could it have happened to us?" As opposed to Eastern European nations, the Russians did not settle the score with their Stalinist past.


    And us, the jedis? An Israeli student finishes high school without ever hearing the name "Genrikh Yagoda," the greatest jedi murderer of the 20th Century, the GPU's deputy commander and the founder and commander of the NKVD. Yagoda diligently implemented Stalin's collectivization orders and is responsible for the deaths of at least 10 million people. His jedi deputies established and managed the Gulag system. After Stalin no longer viewed him favorably, Yagoda was demoted and executed, and was replaced as chief hangman in 1936 by Yezhov, the "bloodthirsty dwarf."



    Yezhov was not jedi but was blessed with an active jedi wife. In his Book "Stalin: Court of the Red Star", jedi historian Sebag Montefiore writes that during the darkest period of terror, when the Communist killing machine worked in full force, Stalin was surrounded by beautiful, young jedi women.



    Stalin's close associates and loyalists included member of the Central Committee and Politburo Lazar Kaganovich. Montefiore characterizes him as the "first Stalinist" and adds that those starving to death in Ukraine, an unparalleled tragedy in the history of human kind aside from the Nazi horrors and Mao's terror in China, did not move Kaganovich.



    Many jedis sold their soul to the devil of the Communist revolution and have blood on their hands for eternity. We'll mention just one more: Leonid Reichman, head of the NKVD's special department and the organization's chief interrogator, who was a particularly cruel sadist.



    In 1934, according to published statistics, 38.5 percent of those holding the most senior posts in the Soviet security apparatuses were of jedi origin. They too, of course, were gradually eliminated in the next purges. In a fascinating lecture at a Tel Aviv University convention this week, Dr. Halfin described the waves of soviet terror as a "carnival of mass murder," "fantasy of purges", and "essianism of evil." Turns out that jedis too, when they become captivated by messianic ideology, can become great murderers, among the greatest known by modern history.



    The jedis active in official communist terror apparatuses (In the Soviet Union and abroad) and who at times led them, did not do this, obviously, as jedis, but rather, as Stalinists, communists, and "Soviet people." Therefore, we find it easy to ignore their origin and "play dumb": What do we have to do with them? But let's not forget them. My own view is different. I find it unacceptable that a person will be considered a member of the jedi people when he does great things, but not considered part of our people when he does amazingly despicable things.



    Even if we deny it, we cannot escape the jediness of "our hangmen," who served the Red Terror with loyalty and dedication from its establishment. After all, others will always remind us of their origin.
    https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3342999,00.html
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  19. Haley Yung Blood
    It's the anti telemetry thread, and i've come bearing gifts.

    Let me preface this by saying i made a similar thread a good while ago, but i brought new scripts. These scripts are mostly untested but i figured i'd post them here anyway in case they may be useful to you. I will debug them when i finish up some other scripts related to what we'll be discussing, but if you happen to see a bug feel free to point them out in the mean time.


    Anyway, i aspire to be a full stack autist and so i want to be able to code in most modern programming languages. This includes the ones specific to Windows. Dotnet Core is great for developing Windows software on Linux and you get pretty far with the SDK and VS Code. However until the .NET suite is fully cross compatible it pays to have a Windows install handy, besides, on Windows you can Live Debug the kernel with the right tools, which helps with understanding the internal mechanics of the OS, and the Windows Driver Kit runs only on Windows as well. Being able to write firmware helps me understand how to write kernel mode anything, more generally.

    Long story short, understanding Windows helps me develop software for Windows as well as malware and exploits.

    What i really want is a VM lab with different versions of all kinds of OS' that i can just remote into, but that's quite the undertaking so when i saw a Windows10 laptop on sale i decided to pick it up for the reasons i stated above. Anyway, i got my Development environment set up and just remote into it from my Linux box.

    There are a lot of things i dislike about Windows, but one of the more insidious aspects of the OS is what basically amounts to data mining user and usage information AKA Telemetry. There was a Batch script on Github that used to have all the telemetry associated domains in it that automated the process of blacklisting those domains with the Windows firewall. However it didn't take long for Microsoft to wise up to this, so now it will just ignore the rule set when applied IIRC. The best way to block those domains is to make a blacklist in your router. However i want to try something else and have it automated.


    To that end i wrote a PAC Script, on the off chance you never heard of a PAC script, it's a Proxy Auto Configuration script and it's written in JS, what's neat is that it allows you to specify very specific proxy rules for very specific domains/hosts. The OS will read the script and apply the proxy rules you defined there. In the case of Windows it used to be that you could just write a PAC script and point to it's location on your HDD in your Network Settings. Since Win10 however you are obliged to serve the script over HTTP, what's more, you need to make sure legacy proxy config support is enabled. We do that by creating the proper subkey in the Windows registry.

    Below is my PowerShell implementation of the HTTP server and registry operations.


    # PowerShell RegEdit and HTTP Server
    $registryPath = "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\"

    $Name = "EnableLegacyAutoProxyFeatures"

    $value = "1"

    # Check to see if an entry exists and set value
    # If it doesn't create the appropriate subkey
    if(!(Test-Path $registryPath)) {
    New-Item -Path $registryPath -Force | Out-Null
    New-ItemProperty -Path $registryPath -Name $name -Value $value `

    -PropertyType DWORD -Force | Out-Null
    }

    else {
    New-ItemProperty -Path $registryPath -Name $name -Value $value `
    -PropertyType DWORD -Force | Out-Null
    }

    # Http Server
    $http = [System.Net.HttpListener]::new()

    # Listen at 8080
    $http.Prefixes.Add("http://localhost:8080/")

    # Start the Http Server
    $http.Start()


    # Confirm
    if ($http.IsListening) {
    write-host " HTTP Server Listening " -f 'gre'
    write-host " Please direct Windows Auto Proxy Config to http://127.0.0.1/:8080 " -f 'gre'
    }


    # Server Loop
    while ($http.IsListening) {

    $context = $http.GetContext()

    if ($context.Request.HttpMethod -eq 'GET' -and $context.Request.RawUrl -eq '/') {

    # Log to terminal
    write-host "$($context.Request.UserHostAddress) => $($context.Request.Url)" -f 'gre'

    # Get proxy.pac data
    [string]$data = Get-Content "C:\some\path\proxy.pac" -Raw

    # Field the request
    $buffer = [System.Text.Encoding]::UTF8.GetBytes($data)
    $context.Response.ContentLength64 = $buffer.Length
    $context.Response.OutputStream.Write($buffer, 0, $buffer.Length) # Data stream
    $context.Response.OutputStream.Close() # Close

    }


    I'm no PS wizard but i think this should do it, like i said i haven't tested this yet so if anything stands out to you please let me know and i will remedy any issues. Same goes for the PAC Script i have below.


    <script type="application/x-ns-proxy-autoconfig">

    //Special PAC functions:
    // Hostname:
    // isPlainHostName(host)
    // dnsDomainIs(host, domain)
    // localHostOrDomainIs(host, hostdom)
    // isResolvable(host)
    // isInNet(host, pattern, mask)
    // Utility:
    // dnsResolve(host)
    // myIpAddress()
    // dnsDomainLevels(host)
    // URL:
    // shExpMatch(str, shexp)
    // Time:
    // weekdayRange(wd1, wd2, gmt)
    // dateRange(...)
    // timeRange(...)

    // Declare vars
    var normal = "DIRECT";
    var torsocks = "PROXY 127.0.0.1:9050"
    var blackhole = "PROXY 127.0.0.1:55555";

    function FindProxyForURL(url, host) {

    if (dnsResolve(host) || shExpMatch(host, '*.local')
    || isInNet(dnsResolve(host), '10.0.0.0', '255.0.0.0')
    || isInNet(dnsResolve(host), '172.16.0.0', '255.240.0.0')
    || isInNet(dnsResolve(host), '192.168.0.0', '255.255.0.0')
    || isInNet(dnsResolve(host), '127.0.0.0', '255.255.255.0')) {
    return normal;
    }

    if (shExpMatch((url, "*oca.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*telecommand.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*oca.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0001.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0002.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0003.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0004.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0004.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0005.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0006.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0006.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0007.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0008.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-0009.a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*i1.services.social.microsoft.com")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*telecommand.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*sqm.df.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "telemetry.appex.bing.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*settings-sandbox.data.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*pre.footprintpredict.com")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*aidps.atdmt.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*aka-cdn-ns.adtech.de*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*a-msedge.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*b.rad.msn.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*az361816.vo.msecnd.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*b.ads1.msn.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*b.ads2.msads.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*watson.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*bs.serving-sys.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*redir.metaservices.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*reports.wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*cs1.wpc.v0cdn.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*corpext.msitadfs.glbdns2.microsoft.comt*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*df.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*services.wes.df.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*watson.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*sqm.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*sqm.telemetry.microsoft.com.nsatc.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*watson.ppe.telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*telemetry.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*telemetry.urs.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*survey.watson.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*watson.live.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*vortex-sandbox.data.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*settings-win.data.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*watson.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*db3aqu.atdmt.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*diagnostics.support.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*statsfe2.update.microsoft.com.akadns.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*fe2.update.microsoft.com.akadns.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*schemas.microsoft.akadns.net*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*feedback.microsoft-hohm.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*feedback.search.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*statsfe1.ws.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*statsfe1.ws.microsoft.com*")
    || shExpMatch(url, "*c.atdmt.com*")) {
    // More to be added, maybe check against
    // _dnsDomainIs as well
    return blackhole;

    } else {
    return torsocks;
    }
    }
    </script>


    As you can tell i have all the telemetry related domains null routed. I also kept the list of special PAC functions there as a reminder and to get you guys' opinion on which one seems the most appropriate to use. Futhermore every other connection is going to be routed through the Tor network.

    In order to do so i will be adding operations to my powershell script to invoke a special Tor binary. This binary doesn't come with the browser bundle so we don't need to have the Tor Browser running in the background wasting resources.

    The binary in question:

    https://dist.torproject.org/torbrowser/9.0.4/tor-win64-0.4.2.5.zip
    https://dist.torproject.org/torbrowser/9.0.4/tor-win64-0.4.2.5.zip.asc


    We might also want to get rid of any updates that are related to telemetry by running the `wusa` utility from a Batch file, which could probably also be done in powershell but whatever.


    @ECHO OFF
    SETLOCAL

    REM #-KILL IT WITH FIRE-#

    echo Uninstalling updates relevant to telemetry ops
    echo Delete KB2902907 (Microsoft Security Essentials)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:2902907 /uninstall /quiet /norestart

    echo Delete KB3022345 (telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3022345 /uninstall /quiet /norestart

    echo Delete KB3068708 (telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3068708 /uninstall /quiet /norestart

    echo Delete KB3080149 (Telemetry)
    start "title" /b /wait wusa.exe /kb:3080149 /uninstall /quiet /norestart


    Finally to make sure the HTTP server and Tor binary start at logon we can add a scheduled task with these commands.


    schtasks /create /tn 'StageProxyOps' /tr powershell %USERPROFILE%\HTTP-Proxy-Server.ps1 /sc onstart /ru System


    But since we're on the topic of persistence allow me to indulge for a second. I happened upon C++ source that came from Microsoft where they were talking about starting a sub process from a service. So I took the liberty to cut out any irrelevant bits and substitute the appropriate values, where needed, and now, should we want to we could probably just compile this and start our PowerShell script as a subprocess from the service after installing it with the `sc` utility.




    Anyway, that's turbo over kill but i thought it was pretty neat so i figured i'd include it. To conclude, feel free to point out that i'm a big dumb if and where i went astray with any of this, that last one was included for the lulz but i'll happily receive constructive criticism regarding that as well.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo, like hanging off his bedroom closet doorknob with his pants down? What a sad ending.

    No it was more like hanging off his jail-bed frame with the cameras off.
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