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  1. Originally posted by ORACLE I'll give you a 100oz slurpee faggot

    With or without cocaine?
  2. Originally posted by Cheyes Its okay

    By the way, whay's the point of "just one beer"?

    That's what all the alcos including krotz say is that they always think "I'll have just one drink, that one beer would feel really good" and then they get hammered every single time, including krotz.

    I understand why that happens, but I don't get why you would for real want just one drink and mean it. Like nigga, if you wanna get drunk then say you wanna get drunk.

    I had a free beer at a restaurant the other day and I don't know that I felt anything at all. I might as well have had an orange crush. Which is fine, I wasn't drinking it for the effects and I enjoyed it, by if I was seeking the effects one beer would be absolutely worthless.

    Now I could see just two beers (more like three tbqh), but one is just… like what are you just craving the flavour at that point?

    Maybe it's different when your body's physically addicted

    "Just one beer" Someone unironically saying that is a complete drug addict no exceptions lol
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.

    I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.

    god said save urself faggot. spend ur cocaine money on loaves and fishes for the poor, then stuff them full of cocaine and distribute it to the needy.

    fr tho nothing happens unless you do it.
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm fed up. I just wish I could kill myself but I haven't got the balls so that won't happen. Life sucks at the minute albeit I'm told it's what you make of it. There seems no end to my perpetual procrastination and inability to sort myself out. I worry far too much about the future. I despise the company I've kept all these years and feel my health is failing. I want a semblance of a normal life, and structure so that I can feel happy. I've done this before but it just feels a lifetime away. Social seclusion can be good to avoid possible distractions away from temptation.

    I don't want my life to be a waste. I pray to God for my salvation.

    become a serial killer. take out as many as you can. rob them of eveyrthing they got on them. whatever cash you get...buy all the booze and drugs you can with...do it all and than go down in a blaze of glory...setting your place on fire

    you'll be too fucked up to care about anything in your post...you will laugh as your flesh is burning melting...and you'll come back as Cropsey from The Burning..to kill again and again. Plus you will fuck any survivors up with your own Corona Fire Virus!!
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs become a serial killer. take out as many as you can. rob them of eveyrthing they got on them. whatever cash you get…buy all the booze and drugs you can with…do it all and than go down in a blaze of glory…setting your place on fire

    you'll be too fucked up to care about anything in your post…you will laugh as your flesh is burning melting…and you'll come back as Cropsey from The Burning..to kill again and again. Plus you will fuck any survivors up with your own Corona Fire Virus!!

    I'd sooner kill my enemies spiritually. Hunt them down and take their souls. I'd rather be feared in death than remembered in life as a tyrant.
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  6. Octavian motherfucker
    At least all the people who claimed to being terorized by myself will treated insane.
  7. the sun is down and the day begins
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I Love you all. God is good

    Something Ive been praying for for about 8 months happened today
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I Love you all. God is good

    Something Ive been praying for for about 8 months happened today

    I got swims shit in the mail????
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I Love you all. God is good

    Something Ive been praying for for about 8 months happened today

    Do tell?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian Do tell?

    Just for something bad to be lifted from one of the few people I genuinely care about and would be devastated without. I'm so not used to happy endings I feel something terrible is going to happen now but I'll be ok with it as long as this person is OK
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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo Just for something bad to be lifted from one of the few people I genuinely care about and would be devastated without. I'm so not used to happy endings I feel something terrible is going to happen now but I'll be ok with it as long as this person is OK

    That's good to hear.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Relieving good news is pretty much the best feeling ever.
  14. ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Octavian That's good to hear.

    Are you feeling less suicide since its February now Cold season has the highest suicide rate
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Are you feeling less suicide since its February now Cold season has the highest suicide rate

    Oh god now I'm gonna get a placebo cold.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I Love you all. God is good

    Something Ive been praying for for about 8 months happened today



    Originally posted by Sudo Just for something bad to be lifted from one of the few people I genuinely care about and would be devastated without. I'm so not used to happy endings I feel something terrible is going to happen now but I'll be ok with it as long as this person is OK

    insha'Allah it will afflict you in their stead.
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ORACLE insha'Allah it will afflict you in their stead.

    Fake muslim
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Fake muslim

    Of course that's what a Shia would say.
  19. Shia Cheeds
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Alawhite shite.

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