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1. 2022-04-01 at 10:31 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

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   Wait what are we talking about...
2. 2022-04-01 at 10:30 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

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   Originally posted by Sudo Bagpipes sometimes give me the chills so I know I'm white

   
   Pipes and drums, do be lit.
3. 2022-04-01 at 10:28 PM UTC in Post mask society
   

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   I didn't give up shit, still got no vax, and them's facts.
4. 2022-04-01 at 10:22 PM UTC in Post mask society
   

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   Originally posted by Donald Trump What is electrostatic attraction?
   
   Ultimately you were right, but for the wrong reasons.

   
   It's what makes the floor wet when you rub the rod and keep it close to the leaky faucet nigga.
5. 2022-04-01 at 10:17 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

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   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you squeeze the bag quickly and hard, you get a high squeak. If you just gently and lovingly squeeze it, you get a low, wet sound.

   
   Gently and lovingly, are the keys to this song.
6. 2022-04-01 at 10:01 PM UTC in Pils beer
   

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   Sweet beer is for kids.
7. 2022-04-01 at 9:58 PM UTC in Post mask society
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ adult diaper on my face, covid mask on my ass, and if anybody asks, imma hit em with the sass

   
   Barz.
8. 2022-04-01 at 9:57 PM UTC in Just ordered 4 E's
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AND WHERE DO THEY GET IT FROM??

   
   LABS BRO
   
   We make that shit.
9. 2022-04-01 at 9:50 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

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   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The bag regulates the air pressure. The air pressure creates the pitch. Try and just nudge a bag sometime. See what it does. What sound it makes.

   
   Technically correct. But the whole is more than it's parts. The regular pressure on the bag makes the droning sound you hear, you gotta do werk to get it to make a melody. Hurdy Gurdy has a drone string, it creates a similar effect, it doesn't have anything to do with the instrument being 'in tune' per se. The instrument has to be in tune, but a drone is a drone.
10. 2022-04-01 at 9:42 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That was the joke. Bag pipes can't be in tune (unless you have eerie bag control).

    
    The bag just produces the drone, the flute part makes the melody.
11. 2022-04-01 at 9:11 PM UTC in I just ordered dinner for pickup at 4.30
    

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    Pretty affordable, pretty early.
12. 2022-04-01 at 9:09 PM UTC in China & Russia in Shock & Awe as the US begin deploying Unmanned Battle Command.
    

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    I don't think you quite get how jokes work in English fam. You don't say unmanned to indicate there are no men aboard, you say it to indicate there are no people aboard. A word needs to have two meanings which are equally applicable given the context in order to be funny.
13. 2022-04-01 at 9:06 PM UTC in Just ordered 4 E's
    

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    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley My neighbor says they're "Dutch Imports", probably shoite then.

    
    All your amp paste and ecstasy comes from hear ya doink.
14. 2022-04-01 at 8:59 PM UTC in Multi million dollar amoral idea
    

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    My car does this it's called Radius.
15. 2022-04-01 at 8:57 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo In the future fentanyl will be cheaper than gas

    
    Best news i've heard all day.
16. 2022-04-01 at 8:55 PM UTC in Surprise peace treaty in Russian Ukraine negotiations
    

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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sign of the times that extreme reasonableness is an April's fool.
    
    Sophie is now the official forum fool for the year of 2022

    
    (-_-")
17. 2022-04-01 at 8:34 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
    

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is is really a garage if no vehicle is kept in it?

    
    The original purpose dictates the name. I'd say.
18. 2022-04-01 at 8:27 PM UTC in Surprise peace treaty in Russian Ukraine negotiations
    

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson April 1st…

    
    I don't participate in the tradition. Even though it came from my homeland.
19. 2022-04-01 at 8:17 PM UTC in Shit, I missed the temple.
    

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    Originally posted by aldra lol, ssl cert is out of time.
    
    maybe it's on autorenew and doesn't realise I'm from the future

    
    Maybe Let's Encrypt was trying to be funny. I thought a relay node had it's system time fucked up.
20. 2022-04-01 at 8:13 PM UTC in Surprise peace treaty in Russian Ukraine negotiations
    

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    Gotcha.