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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by STER0S i kind of am.

    it's like a mini-holiday because all my fat-ass child-hood friends and i make an event out of it at the mexican joint in town.

    it's a time for us to gather around after work to shoot the shit and and catch up each other's lives while indulging.

    The context makes it alright.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Does she stand on a stepstool to reach the stove?

    I wish, that would look absolutely adorable.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ONTOPIC: As if Lanny gives a singular fuck about your problems, perceived or otherwise dude.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I eat whatever the fuck i feel like on which ever fucking day i want. Are you people literally children? Or do you just eat what your SO makes for you because you can't boil an egg to save your life?

    I mean i'd have my bitch cook for me if i wasn't a far superior cook than she is. And she's pretty alright.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz not that this is difficult

    stl1 seems to think it is
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet the 12 yr old boy was

    He was the 12yo boy.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe For $85 they should bring a live cow to your table, carve off what you want to eat, and let you ride the rest home.

    Don't ask me how i know this but cows can go for up to 2000 dollars a pop. And that's straight from the farm.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Xlite I would want some sauce with that.

    You have poor people taste. Why the fuck would you ruin a perfectly fine steak with sauce?
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grylls i am in moderate to severe butt pain

    Inside or outside?
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Gross. That's how it makes me feel. It also makes me feel contempt.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by stl1 How does 25 to life sound for Conspiracy To Murder?

    How does fuck you i am smarter than the police to you sound. Probably like something every criminal says, except it's true in my case. I could get away with murder if i wanted to, maybe i already have.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax Planning to do a crime can sometimes be as bad as doing the crime. Don’t do anything that will get Lanny arrested.

    Lanny ain't getting arrested.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    i am thinking about death, power, good and evil. Just normal stuff.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood forcing a girl to eat hot peppers

    Cut some hot peppers right before you have sex, tell her to close her eyes and when she does you run your thumbs over her eyelids. It will make her eyes water, insists on missionary so you can look at her face. She'll appear to be crying.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Like “cham-paint” like hard in da paint. Which I guess might be a pretty American idiom. I guess it just means I can drink a lot of champagne which is technically accurate but it’s not a good hangover

    I am familiar with 'hard in the paint' i just didn't realize you'd pronounce champaignet as an absolute yank and say cham paint.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready To No Avail.

    "To no avail will they listen to his story"

    Are you telling me JRR Tolkien didn't know how to write proper English? remember when Gandalf fights the Balrog he says to it: "The dark fire shall not avail you!"
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I am sure you can guess.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nicotine is great, it goes well with anything, all the drugs are made better by smoking while on them.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Isn't nicotine like caffeine? its an upper. wouldn't it be more calming if you laid off of it a bit?

    No it's an anticholinergic and an MAOI. Mono amine oxidase inhibitors prevent the breakdown of dopamine and serotonin, which results in a higher concentration of those neurotransmitters in the brain. Which is why people who smoke get angry if they don't smoke for long enough. It also has nootropic effects.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by stl1 Sounds like a damn good reason to get vaccinated to me.

    I hope you die a horrible death in a year or so from now, when the real long term consequences of taking the pharmaceutical equivalent of rape without a condom up the ass.
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