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Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?

  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mine is being shrunk and exploring inside of a woman's circulatory system



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  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I am sure you can guess.
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  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sophie I am sure you can guess.

    forcing a girl to eat hot peppers
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood forcing a girl to eat hot peppers

    Cut some hot peppers right before you have sex, tell her to close her eyes and when she does you run your thumbs over her eyelids. It will make her eyes water, insists on missionary so you can look at her face. She'll appear to be crying.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Today, I'll be leaving you with a fun bit of unhealthy info you may or may not have known about what you can do to re-up your comedown to a high when you've run out or don't want to use what's left via abusing your hormones and regulators of these hormones.

    We'll be focusing mainly on enteric neurohormones and the most common family - adrenomedullar hormones. In these categories you'll find epinephrine, norepinephrine, seratonin, and dopamine. All of which contain properties you'll find in many stimulants like stress, relief, ignoring of pain, and an oddball list of others I'll get to eventually.

    In your body exists a function known as the hypothalamic–pituitary–adrenal axis and it plays a huge role in the basics of distributing your hormones properly throughout the body in conjunction with other organs. Some of your organs hold hormones that are rarely ever used these days due to what society has become, but they're still there, and through your own practice - you can release these atypical dormant rage and stress hormones directly into your bloodstream ontop of the already-being-dumped hormones by the endocrine gland via releasing feelings of pure hatred, contempt, and malice. Fortunately for those who don't want to try what I am talking about, your body has certain checks in place to keep they reserves from releasing unless need be. Potential side effects of this experience include PTSD, Alzheimer's, or ticks so having a sound mind is imperative as well as keeping a close eye on your cortasol levels and other peptides and neurohormones.

    Unless you can lie to yourself perfectly where lie becomes truth, the feelings have to be honest and organic otherwise you'll never reach the halfway marker. The other half of the process requires physical activity that is primal and mustn't resemble anything civilized and torture fits the bill nicely ID you've got the steel for it.

    My example for achieving this is: Every now and then, I have a domina kick and punch the shit out of me while I dangle from chains. Ironically I'm not a masochist, its the thought of someone hurting me that actually gives me a renob and I'm not much for sex. I haven't lost a fight in my life yet and I plan to keep it that way, so while she wails on me, I only grow evermore furious, and through chain reaction, my body releases almost all of my reserves of aforementioned hormones and I typically stay up for two more days while having an increased heart rate and that racey jaw clenching feeling you get from doing a lot of coke or some tech.

  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shocking.

    Especially if those electronics are plugged in.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jizzing openly on the cheap electronics in value village while thinking about Aldi's amazing prices.

    do VV also sell preloved tires.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, that's Two Amigo's new and used Tires.

    do you buy preloved brake pads or clutch plates ?

    how about used motor oils.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, Only the best brake pads and full synthetic oil.

    racing brake pads ?

    how do you know theyre fully synthetic oil.
  10. #10
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Cut some hot peppers right before you have sex, tell her to close her eyes and when she does you run your thumbs over her eyelids. It will make her eyes water, insists on missionary so you can look at her face. She'll appear to be crying.

    Or you could just punch her in the face a few times, really make her cry
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Or you could just punch her in the face a few times, really make her cry

    Your username should be SmugDruggler.


    Also, i am actually not a sadist believe it or not.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The box says so

    ive been lied to that day when i bought "synthetic based" motor oil.

    turns out that means semi synthetic in plain english. fucking french faggots.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    making love to a dinosaur
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood making love to a dinosaur

    Pterodactophile?
  15. #15
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood making love to a dinosaur

  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    To be gangbanged by the Taliban
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  17. #17
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Having the ability to become fully invisible then I could fuck random women without me being seen so it’s only the women seen wriggling herself sexually in public.
  18. #18
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What happened to Jiggly Booty?

    His posts have disappeared.
  19. #19
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    shit in a girl's mouth
  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 What happened to Jiggly Booty?

    His posts have disappeared.

    ROFL. In the ultimate fantasy thread no less. Classic 😂😂😝
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