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2016-03-26 at 2:05 PM UTC in My cat has been terding a lot.No one cares.
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2016-03-26 at 2:04 PM UTC in Just had a fucken tremendous kek
^that's cause you're a faggot simp
How does it feel to know most people here dislike you? -
2016-03-26 at 12:53 PM UTC in Just had a fucken tremendous kek
I'm not sure I get it
Same. -
2016-03-26 at 12:52 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike
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Nope. -
2016-03-26 at 4:06 AM UTC in Someone tell me the purpose of google analytics isograms.
Oh, lol, didn't even notice that. That's not the name of the function, it's the argument list. So this:
(function(){})()
Is what is called a self executing anonymous function. It just means a function that's executed as soon as its defined, usually not good for much but because of javascript's closure semantics it's fairly common to see. In this case it's just a minification strategy, a sort of compression strategy. It renames a handful of variables to something shorter, for example the "i" argument is referred to 6 times in the self execution function, "i" is bound to the value of "window" so you save a total of 5(the difference of length between "i" and "window") times 6 (number of uses) bytes in script length. The fact that the argument names spell "isogram" has no semantic significance, it's just a kinda funny pun the author of the minification lib (the program that turns more human readable code into compressed shorter code) came up with, or the human who did the hand-minification (rare). An identifier can only have one referent in a given scope so in minification you have to ensue you never re-use the same var name as you do in isogram construction. Most minifiers start with "a", followed by "b" but whoever minified this had a sense of humor.
Heh, that's actually pretty awesome. Thanks for eplaining it Lan <3 -
2016-03-26 at 1:44 AM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
lols. I see what you did there.
For a moment there i thought you were talking about the little girl as well. -
2016-03-26 at 12:30 AM UTC in Got me some DOPE Friday night let's snort this shit up
Oral dose methamphetamine. I am dying to try it. Why did I say no….I am dumb.
Opiates + benzos can be quite sedating, a nice little pick me up late in the afternoon would be perfect.
Benzos curb the euphoria when i take em with opiates for some reason. But i feel like speed now. -
2016-03-26 at 12 AM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
I am not literally 30 below the autistc here, its just a bunch of you are haters who can't even get their tiny lil penises into a tight lil pussy
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I wish i had a small dick, would make fucking children easier. -
2016-03-25 at 11:42 PM UTC in they will never find me
you wish
Iam actually owns a mask just like this. -
2016-03-25 at 10:56 PM UTC in I gotta lose some weight...I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet but if i were you iu'd probably invest in some meth tbh fam.
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2016-03-25 at 10:54 PM UTC in Losers who blame everything but themselves.
I don't have any sort of vendetta against you, I just don't like you
I used to think Bill Krozby was alright until he turned into this passive aggresive IQ <90 tryhard who thinks he's always right regardless of the fact he's literally 30 IQ points below the avarage i estimate the rest of userbase to have. -
2016-03-25 at 10:43 PM UTC in TOTSE AI?
One time I posted an IQ test on RDFRN and he literally scored 107.
I have a photographic memory for such things.
No wonder why he can't compute.
If Lanny couldn't compute i'd consider myself functionally illiterate in comparison -
2016-03-25 at 10:41 PM UTC in Got me some DOPE Friday night let's snort this shit upOxycodone for me. Agreed on the meth + opiates combo, @Mike.
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2016-03-25 at 5:39 PM UTC in TOTSE AI?
Too bad Lanny can't code.
"Computer scientist" my ass.
I think you'll have to try harder to get him off his ass tbh fam. -
2016-03-25 at 11:33 AM UTC in Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?Thread needs poll.
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2016-03-25 at 11:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition[greentext]>drinking wine with sweetener[/greentext]
What are you 12? That's disgusting. I bet you're one of those faggots that drinks their whiskey with water too. Way to waste perfectly good booze. -
2016-03-25 at 10:59 AM UTC in TOTSE AI?Ayyyyyyy.
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2016-03-25 at 2:11 AM UTC in Someone tell me the purpose of google analytics isograms.
The etag header and that javascript are unrelated.
You tell that to my intercepting proxy.Etag is used for caching, the value is opaque to the useragent (meaning there is no spec-defined semantics for the value) and generally changes as the relevant resource changes, useragents can request a resource conditional on if its etag has changed. So like for a thread, the etag might change every time someone makes a post but the useragent sends its last cached etag with each request so if the etag hasn't changed between two requests (if no new posts are made) the server returns a response clearing the useragent to serve from the cache.
The JS is just google analytics' normal loader logic. It loads analytics.js into the page which is a whole other gob of code which defines the `ga` global and then sends a request with a bunch of user data back to GA with the site's id (the 'UA-…' thing) so it knows who to show the data to.
Makes sense, but why is the function called isogram? Or is it an argument to the function. I literally have no idea. -
2016-03-25 at 1:32 AM UTC in Someone tell me the purpose of google analytics isograms.
It's so the federal government can learn more about you and your interests and habits. When the time comes, all that stuff will be invaluable to them, and they'll have it all.
Federal government =/= Google. But basically i figured the government would be able to use this if they wanted to but then i noticed that the hash changes for some pages. Also my spider doesn't have a cache besides that cache control is not set in the header or anything. So if they're gonna track me on the basis of an object in my cache instead of an IP adress or something i'd imagine they'd have a hard time.
Anyway, someone good at javascript should take a look at the code i posted. -
2016-03-25 at 1:21 AM UTC in NEUROLOGY QUESTIONI call it Randy Airlines.
