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2016-08-28 at 8:50 PM UTC in I'm wasted as fuck right now but...
When people say "what if you die or get hurt" I reply "thats the plan".
If that's the case why don't you stop beating around the bush and arrange for a face plant on the concrete from a 10 story building. -
2016-08-28 at 8:40 PM UTC in dr drew fired after questioning shillary clintons health
I get my news from 4chan. Like last night I saw microsoft and NBC report that the nephew of a cartel leader was killed.. I saw this weeks ago An hour after it happened on /pol/ and a bunch of Mexicans were talking about it. Fuck the mainstream news I get my shit from ANONYMOUS.
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2016-08-28 at 8:39 PM UTC in dr drew fired after questioning shillary clintons health
PI doesn't exist in 2016. the NSA has all your shit and if its not on facebook or google then you are probably an edge lord creep with no friends or social life.
Call me edge lord paint me creep. -
2016-08-28 at 8:35 PM UTC in THIS SPACE FOR RENT!!
they phased out the penny in my country.
Your last nickel then. -
2016-08-28 at 7:10 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
My fucking phone should be a fucking computer. Fuck this.
Well it is, but it's a pretty shitty one and Android or iOS is a pretty shitty OS. Also, i'm of the opinion a keyboard is easier to type with as well, touch screen is pretty cool but a regular ass keyboard is more practical imho. -
2016-08-28 at 6:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Fuck this fucking editor. I don't want my posts to look like that for fucks sake fuck dammit.
Maybe you should invest in a computer. -
2016-08-28 at 10:39 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
I mean consider it from the opposite perspective. If anyone would believe you if you said you had a vasectomy in the middle of sex dudes would say that all the time. Generally speaking statements about non-verifiable birth control 30 minutes either side of sex are to be discarded but it's hard to blame a nigga for not taking that to heart.
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2016-08-28 at 10:20 AM UTC in On Monday I'm going to report five security holesJust in case, we need a warrant canary ASAP.
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2016-08-28 at 10:09 AM UTC in On Monday I'm going to report five security holes
im a rascal theres no two ways about it.
Prepare for hostile action with extreme prejudice.
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2016-08-28 at 10:02 AM UTC in THIS SPACE FOR RENT!!While there may be a lot of volatility in the BTC market you can bet your last penny it's going to last longer than fiat.
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2016-08-28 at 9:59 AM UTC in â–’â–’â–’â—„ Ï©PÆЯЗ â–² TÐá´šá´‡á´á´† ▼▓▓▓Seems pretty steep.
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2016-08-28 at 9:55 AM UTC in Sploo's Debut Album
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2016-08-28 at 9:54 AM UTC in how sir Slappy interprets Adam and eveGod doesn't exist but if i were a christian i would blame satan.
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2016-08-28 at 9:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Sorry if I haven't responded to anyone, my conditions just been…degenerative. I may have been getting better in some ways, at least up until a time, but in others, I may have always been getting worse, it's just relentless. I'm really, afraid, and an idiot. In some ways I was and still am unbelievably stupid. Possibly in the top percentiles; contradictory traits (Taxi Driver: http://genius.com/Kris-kristofferson-the-pilgrim-chapter-33-lyrics), disjointed, at extremes, mismatched, jumbled.
Oh, Lanny, I saw this and it reminded me of you a while back, but didn't get around to posting it. God, what the fuck, I can't handle such basic things anymore.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2871
Taxi Driver aside, Kris Kristofferson is the king of kuntry. -
2016-08-28 at 9:22 AM UTC in I think I might be getting weaker.Before you do anything drastic, you might as well go out and get drugs. Not weed, but opiates or something of the sort.
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2016-08-28 at 1:25 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Idk this is strange woman territory for me she's not like others I've slept with she's beautiful young and the epitome of savage. The savageNess is whats new It's like she's addicted to cock a nymphomaniac of epic proportions. It's like sex is all she cares about. She told me about how her dad left her so I think this has a factor in it she calls me daddy while having sex which slightly disturbs me. One time she said I smelled like a dad
Lel, sounds pretty hawt to me. Except for the epic nympho part, now don't get me wrong a lot of sex in good but i like it better when they're shy and stuff. Statistically speaking, girls that were raised in single parent households have a higher risk of promiscuity and consequently STD's as well.(I've read the studies, trust me) In general they become sexually active earlier on in their life as well. Daddy issues or not, just roll safe, because if she gets pregnant and refuses to get an abortion you are screwed for life. -
2016-08-28 at 12:56 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Why would I do something like that?
Because she is a lying whorebag? I don't mean to be a dick, but if she lied about birfkontrol what makes you say she didn't lie about anything else? If you trust her and think it was an accident that's fine. But from an outsider's perspective it seems like she was lying. -
2016-08-27 at 10:32 PM UTC in I spit in the face of god
It was more like come in me baby please I'm on the shot. It's supposed to have a 99 percent chance of preventing pregnancy so wtf
Yeah, i'm pretty sure she lied. After she gets the abortion, strangle her with a cheese cutter. -
2016-08-27 at 10:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Aldra
Yes, when you are responsible for a human being existing I do think the least you can do is throw a few bucks a month at the person who's bearing the full burden of caring for and maintaining that person. Call me crazy.
Your child does not exist for your sake, you have a debt to her for inflicting this existence upon her. It may be unfair to you that you don't get to see your daughter, I'm fully willing to concede that, but "the chick I knocked up isn't being nice to me" is not an excuse to abdicate your duty as a parent. The human being you created doesn't give a fuck if her mom doesn't like you, she's still going to suffer or proser according to your willingness to participate positively in her life. And if that means throwing money at her without getting to see her that's still better, by miles, than what you're doing for her now. Let's be honest Bill Krozby, an alcoholic shit who can't hold down a job interacting with some kid every other weekend isn't going to be an amazing asset to a child. But not living in poverty, things like being able to afford the basic creature comforts of her peers, and even if child support and a steady income (which your "baby mammer" seems so much better able to provide than you) isn't able to measure up to that, whatever poor ass supplement that the state mandated you provide in your child's upbringing, that's still better than the absolute non-participation, passing the buck, and just generally being an irresponsible fuckwad, that you've managed to do so far.
I know you're a dumb fuck and totally incapable of basic cognitive functions like empathy but try to strain your tiny little mind for a moment and think about this situation from your daughter's perspective. Her mother, allegedly, lied about being on birth control. Because of this decision, one which was made before she could even be said to have existed, she's now condemned to being raised by one parent, working at or trivially above minimum wage, and all the shitty subpar and inhuman indignities that come with that, because what? Because you didn't get your ego stroked by having some token involvement in her life? You're shit Bill Krozby, you're going to die having done nothing good in this world, but at very least you could have tried to make the human life you created somewhat better. You're impotent in a lot of ways, you were born to poor dumb parents and you grew up as a delinquent, shit happened to you and in many ways you couldn't have helped turning out as a dumb piece of shit but even with all that at least this one tiny corner of the world you could have owned up to, you could have paid child support to make at least one of your fuckups a little better, but even here when you have as much freedom to be a good human being as you possibly could, you opted to be the shittiest excuse for a person, the most degenerate scum, you could possibly be. You have no redeeming qualities Bill Krozby, you don't make the best of a shitty situation, you were born into shit and all you do is make it worse and worse and perpetuate a horrifying cycle.
I want you to think about this Bill Krozby: one day your daughter is going to "lie about being on birth control" (according to some alcoholic drug addicted degenerate who works at a pizza place sometimes but is more often unemployed than not) and she's going to pop out some kid and the dad may stick around or he may not. But that kid is going to have the same existence you've had, shitty, poor, fucked and plagued by terrible decisions. I want you to think about all the bad things that happened to you in your life, the time you got bum-raped by some kid in the bathroom, the myriad times you took drugs and realized the depth of the emptiness of your existence, those times when you got fucked up and ended up in the hospital and the background terrible that permeates your existence and realize that you've inflicted that same experience, that same incomparable suffering on not one but a whole chain of human beings and that if there's any justice in the world you'll pay for each and every horrible decrepit human life you're not only responsible for creating but also destroying.
Oh yeah man, your daughter totally isn't worth two hours of your shitty life. I mean fuck her right? It'd take you one whole hour to get there, what's even the point in having a daughter if she can't gratify your ego in under an hour of drive time. I mean it's basically like she doesn't exist right?
You're a fucking joke Bill Krozby. I don't live at home and I assure you the time I've spent writing this post about how much of a shit person you are has a higher market value than your average daily income but pointing this out is irrelevant. I'm not a good person because I make vastly more money than you, because I don't leech off my parents like you do, I'm a terrible person who participates in the background villainy of our society and it enrages me that every day I live with guilt and self loathing for such violations as passively enabling an unjust system or causing undue harm to other animals when you can fucking destroy a human being for absolutely no gain and think you somehow have the moral high ground. Your inability to sense your own worthlessness, how fucking pathetic and horrible you are, is revolting on so many levels, I don't even know how to begin to explain it to someone as cognitively impaired as you are.
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2016-08-27 at 12:25 PM UTC in I spit in the face of godWas it like: "Lol i'm on birth control". Because if it were you should strangle her.
