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how sir Slappy interprets Adam and eve

  1. #1
    As you all know in the beginning there was a magnificent garden filled with trees bushes brambles n shit. God created Adam and eve one man and woman in a garden filled with tasty berries and stuff. It seems like all God wanted us to do was fuck each other and eat a lot. fuck eat sleep be happy. Hakuna matatta my niggas! they ate from the tree of knowledge which seems symbolic for the unnecessary and constant wanting need of something more in life. the source of unhappiness. People blame god but i think people are just retarded and throw themselves in there own flames god just watches he doesn't put you there
  2. #2
    You're right thats exactly it[SIZE=8px]Δ [/SIZE]Enlightenment is attained by freeing yourself of all desire and just enjoying existing. Living in harmony with the earth when my power was cut off and had to be hacked from the grid which turned on my WiFi router. I had internet even though my bill was like $300 I also had meth and lots of cash. My lights didn't work so I lived by the rotation of Sol and the shadows became my best friends.

    Back then I was able to job search for HUNDREDS of jobs in an hour, I had 10 really good business ideas every hour, I made lots of original content and made money with bitcoin and darknet markets. I would consider this very simple basic living, I just sat around all day high on meth, never slept or ate but I was so happy. I was happier away from my family and without power or hot water. I boiled water and kept a hot plate running 24/7 and learned to power lightbulbs from batteries. I built batteries with meth precursors like on breaking bad to power a light. I learned to work with copper and eventually made $150 selling copper I scrounged from the house and could have doubled it if I wasn't evicted. It wasn't even like I was ripping copper out of the walls or anything, this stuff was old and not even hooked up to anything. There was also 100lb wood spool of copper insulated wire.
    Thats what simple living is all about, being around lots of basic elements of the universe, the composition of earth. It's also very manly and human to be around rock, wood, metal, fire, technology, plants, dirt and water.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    God doesn't exist but if i were a christian i would blame satan.
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