1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. and Dylan
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2017-10-23 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Bruises that wont go away
Blood can get trapped under the skin and cause some bruises to last months or years even. It's just a waiting game. The only way to speed up the process is to carve the bruise out of your body, eat the chunk of blood-skin, digest it, and flush it far far away so it can't come back and find you (which is also why you eat and shit it first in order to humiliate and embarrass the bruise. This helps to deter it from trying to come back and seek vengeance.)
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2017-10-11 at 10:49 PM UTC
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How do you guys nut?
Usually inside meth hookers.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2017-09-23 at 6:48 PM UTC
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how do i legally hurt women
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
become a gynocologist and be really bad at your job
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Nigga was getting down to xhamster.
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2017-09-23 at 5:48 PM UTC
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how do i legally hurt women
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
pillowcase with grapefruits, or you can psychologically damage them with tact, but if you have to ask you'll never know how...
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2017-09-23 at 3:08 PM UTC
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Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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Originally posted by aldra
my tits are cool as fuck
post pics of tits
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2017-09-13 at 5:34 PM UTC
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My new profession
Sticky fingers scronaldo got a new job. Thats right folks I'm the CANDY MAN. I hit up like 10 stores a day and take ROBITUSSIN Zough and Zold gels ($10.99) I fit two bottles in one sell for $10. BENADRYL 100 count 25mg box ($15) i sell for $10
like 5 cans of redbull/rockstar, monster
THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK of swedish fish, $4 DARK CHOCOLATE 90% sea salt chili orange peel I sell $2 each.
Made $10 last night. Gonna hit up a few more stores but the funny thing is.. I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT I CANT TAKE ANY MORE
IM OVERBURDENED LOL
gotta sell but I am bad at selling.. I need a fence to offload these 10 chocolate bars.. two bags of sour patch kids. I might dump some shit. Also I don't like carrying chocolate cuz it melts.
Wish me luck, go with god, triangles.
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2017-09-01 at 5:55 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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2017-07-20 at 3:37 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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2017-07-19 at 9:03 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by benny vader
will there be a trial ?
Not typically for a bench warrant level offense, no.
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2017-07-19 at 7:03 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
Stop drinking alcohol.. All of you. If I have to do it, so does everyone else. No favortism
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2017-07-18 at 1:18 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
He's going to county not prison. He'll be in a cell with 50 other guys, overcrowded and agitated. don't look at anyone except with your peripherals. but don't stand soft either.
just eat the bread and cheese (no pun intended) .. that meat they serve is deadly
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2017-07-18 at 1:11 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
Originally posted by -SpectraL
One other piece of advice. Don't whistle in jail. People who whistle in jail get beat up. "Hey! You wan'some bird seed over there, fuckhead??" You're not supposed to be happy in prison.
Just about everything you say in threads like this sounds like bullshit. It appears to come more from your imagination than actual experience despite your claims to the contrary. This is why people call you out so often. No one likes a liar.
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2017-07-18 at 12:24 AM UTC
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by trippymindfuk
I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….
Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….
i hpe everything works out for you lil bro
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2017-07-17 at 11:19 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
Alex Jones (narrating-solemn) : They say in prison there's a large, black male that you're going to share your cell with. They say they call this man .... Big Bubba.
This, is false.
Alex Jones (narrating-upbeat) : Thanks to the generous affirmative action of the Whitemen, Little Bubba has finally managed to escape from the cocoon of poverty and niggerdom by graduating elementary, little, medium, high and med school to become a practitioner of medicine and became Dr.Bubba.
But Dr.Bubba knew himself well. He understood that being a nigger, he's inherently less competent in every tangible ways compared to his white and asian counterparts. He knew this as a fact for he had learned this in med school.
And for this very reason, he's decided to practice medicine in a place where the lives, and deaths, of those under is care would matter none ; in Prison.
And Correctional-Industrial-Complex of America provided him a plenty of just that.
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2017-07-17 at 9:55 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
jail-time is a great opportunity to make friends that can last for the rest of your life, cheer up m8
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