I saw some people at the park wearing NASA shirts ... I thought they were gang stalking me trying to keep me from spilling the truth that UFOs and aliens are a deep state psyop and just government technology.
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I am the chairman of the NIS propaganda council and I'm accepting applications. What we do is pretend to have worked with each other and give each other character and professsional witnesses. Through this we can confirm for each other that we held certain jobs and have experience in things that we want. We lie for each other so that we can gain jobs, money, and influence that otherwise would not be accessible to us. This allows us to lie extensively on our resumes and get away with it because the world is rightfully ours. Apply or have your DNA discontinued.
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Originally posted by AngryOnion
I actually smoked a joint on top of Chichén Itzá before they stopped people from going up and falling down from that place. It felt fucking weird up there.
Damn you smoked weed at the temple of the screaming electron, the holy site of Trianglism
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[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
LOL that's actually quite a brilliant strategy if you're a legit terrorist or international criminal/fugitive of some kind... Just shitpost about drugs, terrorism, and crime until they tune you out because you've been labeled a crackpot/troll.
Actually that's kind of scarily potentially effective come to think of it.
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Lol I tried to make a bunch of posts on here that would get the government to kick down my door. I had a plan, I lived with my mom and had a webcam pointed at the door.
I would smoke a bunch of meth and make long ranting detailed posts about how I'm gonna sarin gas a bunch of people and do a mass shootie.
I think the agent they assigned to me got bored when he hit page 200 of the rattox spam. I overloaded the NSA with methposting
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I was smoking a cigarette and I had heard a distant meow so I whistled 'm over. It surprised me because it looked like this stray cat that was at my friends house, 10 miles away. I brought out some milk and then I brought him inside and smoked with him. He fell asleep and I let him out the next morning.
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Man survives after his dog accidentally shoots him on a hunting trip
Jacqueline Devine "Tex" Gilligan, 74, was shot by his dog, Charlie, in a bizarre accident while on a hunting trip Thursday, Oct. 25. Gilligan survived and is on the road to recovery.
"Charlie's still a good dog."
That's what Sonny "Tex" Gilligan said days after Charlie – his 120-pound Rottweiler mix – accidentally shot him.
Gilligan, 74, a Doña Ana County resident, told the Sun-News that Charlie and his two other dogs – Scooter and Cowboy – went with him to hunt for jackrabbits in the desert west of Las Cruces on Oct. 25.
Gilligan was in the driver's seat of his parked pickup truck, along with the dogs, when he was shot.
"Charlie got his foot in the trigger of the gun and I leaned forward and he slipped off the seat and caught the trigger – and it shot," Gilligan said. "It was a freak accident but it's true, that's what happened."
The shotgun – in the backseat of the pickup, along with Charlie – fired through Gilligan's front driver's seat. The bullet went through Gilligan's back, breaking a few ribs and shattering his collar bone, and caused other, severe injuries.
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Washing your greens is what faggots do...this is why kids are so sickly these days and allergies are up...back when I was a young-fella-me-lad you were encouraged to get down and dirty to build a strong immune system.
Making dog poop hedgehogs by sticking spent matchsticks in the back of local dogs droppings and then after the amusement of that wore off, then throwing it at passing motorcyclists built character too.
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