Drinking an energy drink and chilling with my dog
2023-07-17 at 7:47 PM UTC
in
18/19 yr old from the club
What kind of fatherly love do you show these girls, getting them high? You need to do like you was talking about and bag a grown woman. The pussy you chase ain't even begun to be seasoned yet
That would all highly depend upon whom the piss/shit was coming from
2023-07-17 at 12:51 AM UTC
in
Bugs, death and dinner
Damn talking about weed eating poison ivy brought back some traumatic memories for me. Fuck that shit, never again.
Just downed about 5 grams of some green maeng da Crouton from a sample I have, posting up watching Beavis and Butt-Head and getting ready to go to sleep soon, 5:30 always comes earlier than I like it to.
The dopest bar of all time is "Earth is my plon-ett"
How did police get the knife? Was it found with the victim?
I wouldn't necessarily call these thoughts bad or terrible. It's actually something that makes ya think. I'm just curious if these are schizophrenia induced, drug induced, or both? Not that I'm judging by any means just trying to see where you're coming from.
2023-07-15 at 10:02 PM UTC
in
lol what would you guys do
That's not a situation I'd ever be in, that's not my kind of party or crowd
2023-07-15 at 8:01 PM UTC
in
lol
Man get you an older chick. Some girl's dad or brother is going to end up offing you one day
2023-07-15 at 7:59 PM UTC
in
You ever seen a dead body?
Quite a few at funerals, also seen a coworker drop dead of a heart attack in the backroom at an old job. If I never have to see it again I won't be mad.
2023-07-15 at 7:57 PM UTC
in
lol what would you guys do
What the fuck kinda hypothetical question is this? I guess my first reaction would be to start murdering people at this party because it sounds like they deserve it
2023-07-15 at 7:53 PM UTC
in
Sex bot, would you buy one
I had a buddy I was locked up with message me on Facebook and said he had an amazing business idea....he wants to rent sex dolls out to people. I told him I don't think that would do very well and it seems rather unsanitary but he's pretty gung ho about it. Offered me a discount when he gets up and running but I had to decline.
Drinking some coffee and about to heat up a can of soup and enjoy the rest of my evening
2023-07-15 at 7:40 PM UTC
in
Hot as fuck older women
I agree, you should definitely bag you an older chick. They are no nonsense and know what they want. I had an almost 50 year old fuck buddy when I was in my early 30's and she had some nice pussy. Used to pick me up from my mom's (I didn't have a car) and we'd park in the clubhouse at the front of my mom's subdivision and fool around in her car because we'd see anyone coming in or leaving ahead of time. I tried to find her a few times on FB and stuff but no luck
Ehhh, I have enough platonic female friends as it is
2023-07-14 at 11:04 PM UTC
in
What's for Dinner?
Ramen noodles with pickles, cheese and jalapeno cheddar Cheetos. Pretty sad I had to eat my last noodle but that should hold me til tomorrow.
