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Posts by trippymindfuk

  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That's actually what came to mind 😂
  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Happy 4th ya degenerates!!!

  3. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Superb storytelling
  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Definitely has man-like features, if so that's child abuse. Poor kid
  5. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Looks like you're having a good 4th, I'll take a burger since ya got the grill out 😋
  6. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm way ahead of you, I've been isolated in the house all day. For months now even
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I've been hearing around 93% + of America's fent/h [which is just fent/xylazine now] is trained with that xylazine bullshit, they were giving out tests for it at the clinic when I picked up my takes and people were all talking about, oh everything has it in it blah blah blah, and mother fuckers arms are practically rotting off and shit, but I do love going in there obviously a tier greater than all of the scum fucks and being like lulz this is fucked

    but yah shitz basically krokodil all over but more zombie like

    As much as I'd love to do dope again, since I've quit they started putting that xylazine in it, that shit scares me. Fentanyl is bad enough but now you have to worry about necrotizing fasciitis, fuck that shit.

    Also being narcanned, even when close to death, is the worst thing in the world. -4/10 do not recommend
  8. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Alright alright alright, so what we're gonna discuss today is a very very controversial subject. Please understand my message of love and hate with an open heart. I digress;

    So we finna go to DollarTree/DollarStore/Nigga the cheap ass store you got near you, and we gonna bring 10 dollars. Very important, don't buy one, buy like 9.

    We finna buy bike locks, its gettin better and better, i often have an erection at this time. just saying.

    We finna take these bike locks and we gonna go find nice cars, nice vehicles, nice shit, i mean if u see a really expensive bike, that'll work too. And we finna take this bike lock and we gonna lock it up, & shut it down

    "LOCK IT UP & SHUT IT DOWN"

    I have hooked building doors together, restaurants, tons of shit, I got a police car one time like my friend showed me a pic of where I got it around both open windows and locked that bitch up and shut it down.

    Sometimes I just kneel down and put two of them on one side of they rims LOL

    Now you gotta go back inside the store, if I do it on the passenger side they get up to like 25 MPH before they hear the HUgh HUGH HUGH HUGH against they tires, nigga fuck your rims, on god.

    Sometimes I hook a cart to a door handle lol I love that shit.

    I don't hang arounda nd watch, i'm not a little kid, I just lock it up, shut it down, if you smart you can even do it without gloves you just lock that shit up and shut it down, and pull the bag as hard as you can. This is the most important part

    Take the keys to the lock, and throw them as far as you fucking can in any direction other than the way you're going LOL

    So now they inside bitchin cuz they escalade got a cart chained to it, and I"m just laughin and laughin and shit. LOL

    I locked so much shit up and I shut so much shit down
    "
    BIKE LOCK MADNESS "DON'T BE A PUSSY" VOLUME 3

    Best BI thread I've seen in a while, good job
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sorry dude but I don't think your chances of finding a willing girl are very good. You got money to get high why don't you buy some pussy? I'm pretty sure it's sold worldwide
  10. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    When I joined Zoklet someone said on my first post that I was a Spectral alt. I had no idea what that was at the time
  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Aldi has tubs of blueberries for 99 cents…I got one on Friday and it was/is (there's still some left) fucking delicious…full of healthy shit and Aunty Oxygens.

    Think I'll stop by on the way home and if they've still got em I'll pick up 3 more tubs.

    It's the first time I've ever bought fresh blueberries in my life.

    Try putting some in the freezer, they're awesome to eat when they're frozen
  12. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    My last girlfriend I would but more often than not it would just make both of us hot as fuck
  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
  14. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Wasting time online and watching arrested development
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That looks pretty foreboding, be safe!
  16. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Trying new substances is the bees knees as they say
  17. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You don't give yourself pep talks?

    Sometimes but I never say my name when I'm talking to myself in my head
  18. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I don't call myself anything in my head, the conversation there is one sided thus no need to mention any names
  19. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Just chilling trying not to let this depression get any worse
  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    CandyRein is the one person here I've messaged to talk to. She's good people and definitely one helluva strong woman considering she hasn't been run off this forum 😂
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