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Posts by trippymindfuk

  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's been a good one, hope yours is too
  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've thought AI was pretty creepy from the get go. There's something unsettling about AI pictures and anything read with AI vocalizations really bothers me.
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  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai i really need to do some bundy. for old time's sake.


    I was thinking the same thing I think it was last week maybe. I believe I was told to try them robotabs which whenever I do get around to doing the bundy thing I'll definitely be ordering. The last girl I dated I got hip to tussin and C's, she always wondered why I stole them and took so many (we worked at a famously high left big chain store in a small town) we always called doing bundy "getting sideways" because we'd do some tussin then both be laid up sideways on the couch. I really miss that girl 😒

    Sorry for the derailing tangent but I appreciate the brief happy memories of times of yore.

    On that note goodnight to all and enjoy the rest of your bundy goodness
  5. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 Wellhung and I are opening a diner folx!

    its gonna be called 52'ers drive thru and feature a dish representing every state of the union

    Alabama - Cotton Candy Grits: Sweet and savory grits with cotton candy drizzle.
    Alaska - Aurora Borealis Nachos: Colorful tortilla chips, wild Alaskan salmon, northern lights-inspired sauce.
    Arizona - Cactus Blossom Sliders: Cactus-infused beef patties, prickly pear relish.
    Arkansas - Ozark Mountain Mystery Meat Stew: Assorted game meats, secret spices.
    California - Hollywood Hills Sushi Burrito: Giant sushi burrito with avocado, sushi rice.
    Colorado - Rocky Mountain Oysters Pizza: Pizza with breaded Rocky Mountain oysters.
    Connecticut - Mystic Seaport Clam Chowder Pizza: Clam chowder pizza with clams, bacon.
    Delaware - Blue Hen Chicken and Waffle Tacos: Blueberry-infused chicken, mini waffle taco shells.
    Florida - Key Lime alliGAYtor Bites: Fried alliGAYtor bites with key lime sauce.
    Georgia - Peach Cobbler BBQ Ribs: Ribs glazed with peach cobbler-inspired barbecue sauce.
    Hawaii - Hula Hula Pineapple Pizza: Pizza with pineapple, coconut, hula dance spirit.
    Idaho - Spud-tacular Potato Ice Cream Sundae: Mashed potato-shaped ice cream, caramel gravy, bacon bits.
    Illinois - Deep Dish Chicago Hot Dog Pie: Deep-dish pizza with Chicago-style hot dog ingredients.
    Indiana - Hoosier Sugar Cream Pie Milkshake: Sugar cream pie blended into a thick milkshake.
    Iowa - Cornfield Corn Dog Casserole: Corn dogs baked in a casserole with a cornbread crust.
    Kansas - Sunflower Seed Fried Chicken: Fried chicken coated in sunflower seed crust.
    Kentucky - Bluegrass Bourbon Brisket Tacos: Slow-cooked bourbon-infused brisket in taco form.
    Louisiana - Bayou Gumbo Pasta: Gumbo-inspired pasta with a mix of Louisiana seafood.
    Maine - Lobster Roll Ice Cream Sandwich: Lobster-flavored ice cream between two buttery rolls.
    Maryland - Chesapeake Crab Cake Burger: Crab cakes as burger patties with Old Bay seasoning.
    Massachusetts - Boston Baked Bean Brownies: Brownies with a Boston baked bean twist.
    Michigan - Great Lakes Cherry Pie Shake: Cherry pie blended into a thick shake.
    Minnesota - Hotdish Hot Fudge Sundae: Tater tot hotdish-inspired sundae with hot fudge.
    Mississippi - Delta Blues Mud Pie: A rich mud pie inspired by the Delta blues music scene.
    Missouri - Show-Me State BBQ Sundae: Layers of barbecue meats in sundae form.
    Montana - Bison Jerky Trail Mix: Trail mix featuring bison jerky and local Montana nuts.
    Nebraska - Cornhusker Corn Chowder Burrito: Corn chowder wrapped in a burrito with Nebraska corn.
    Nevada - Las Vegas Strip Steak Tacos: Tacos featuring the finest cuts from the Las Vegas Strip.
    New Hampshire - Maple Syrup Pancake Pizza: Pizza topped with pancakes and drizzled with New Hampshire maple syrup.
    New Jersey - Turnpike Pork Roll Sub: A sub sandwich with pork roll and a variety of Garden State flavors.
    New Mexico - Enchanted Chile Rellenos: Chile rellenos with a touch of magic from the Land of Enchantment.
    New York - Big Apple Bagel Delight: Bagel loaded with New York-style pastrami, lox, and cream cheese.
    North Carolina - Tar Heel Sweet Potato Pie: Sweet potato pie with a hint of the Tar Heel State's sweetness.
    North Dakota - Prairie Wild Berry Cheesecake: Cheesecake featuring berries from the North Dakota prairies.
    Ohio - Buckeye Candy Ice Cream Cone: Ice cream cone inspired by Ohio's famous buckeye candies.
    Oklahoma - Sooner State BBQ Bison Burger: BBQ bison burger paying homage to Oklahoma's Sooner spirit.
    Oregon - Portlandia Marionberry Doughnuts: Doughnuts infused with the flavor of Oregon's famous marionberries.
    Pennsylvania - Liberty Bell Pretzel Sausage: Sausage nestled in a pretzel bun inspired by Pennsylvania's history.
    Rhode Island - Ocean State Calamari Roll: A sushi roll with a Rhode Island twist, featuring calamari.
    South Carolina - Palmetto Pimento Cheese Fritters: Fried pimento cheese fritters inspired by South Carolina's palmetto tree.
    South Dakota - Black Hills Buffalo Chili Dogs: Chili dogs with buffalo meat inspired by the Black Hills.
    Tennessee - Honky Tonk Hot Chicken Tacos: Tacos with Nashville hot chicken and honky-tonk flavor.
    Texas - Lone Star Brisket Quesadilla: Quesadilla with the bold taste of Texas brisket.
    Utah - Arches National Park Red Rock Ribs: Ribs glazed with a sauce inspired by Utah's red rock formations.
    Vermont - Green Mountain Maple Cotton Candy: Cotton candy with a Vermont twist, infused with pure maple syrup.
    Virginia - Colonial Peanut Pie Sundae: Sundae featuring a peanut pie inspired by Virginia's colonial history.
    Washington - Space Needle Coffee Scones: Scones infused with local coffee, inspired by the Space Needle.
    West Virginia - Appalachian Apple Butter Cake: Cake with the rich flavor of West Virginia apple butter.
    Wisconsin - Dairyland Cheese Curd Cheesecake: Cheesecake with the squeaky goodness of Wisconsin cheese curds.
    Wyoming - Cowboy Campfire Chili: Hearty chili inspired by cowboy campfire cooking in the Wyoming wilderness.
    Puerto Rico - Salsa Criolla Plantain Lasagna: Layers of plantains and salsa criolla, capturing the flavors of Puerto Rico.
    Washington, D.C. - Capitol Hill Crab Cake Benedict: A decadent twist on eggs Benedict with D.C.'s famous crab cakes.

    This is a pretty damn dope concept, I actually think this would do alright just gotta be somewhere restaurants do aight I.E. not in buttfuck nowhere. I'd love to eat there even better I want to put in an app.

    I have plenty of line cook experience but don't even mind starting in the dishpit
  6. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Spooktober is my favorite month. My birthday is about a week before Halloween so I've always loved the whole month.

    Holy shit fuck I just noticed this forum, here's to my first time in the shitpussy 🍻🍻🍻
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I thought I lived a sad life until I realize you live to jack off in bar bathroom stalls. Kinda gives me hope that I'll be alright. I don't think my life is so bad after all...
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  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    I banged my high school sweetheart in the woods and we both got poison ivy in some bad areas. It's cool I guess just to try it but I'd never again that's for sure
  10. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I think what it is is that them grown women just don't want to suck YOUR dick
  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That's why the stores usually keep those shots where you see them first. I might do one occasionally but my tolerance is high enough without those things.
  12. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    They had to cut me out violently
  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Yeah male daycare worker sounds really skep, I don't think I've ever even seen one. I don't think I would take my kid to one that's for sure.
  14. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Do you think he became a zoologist so he had cover while he fucked animals or so he could have a fancy title in order to fuck animals?
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    They just know you're up to no good that's why they act that way to you. Good for them πŸ‘
  16. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Mine isn't so much debilitating I just feel like I lost hope that things will ever get better. I'm not suicidal but in the past maybe 10 years I just feel like I don't care if I live or die. I mean I don't want to not be living but I want to have a reason to keep going, I got my dog I guess that's why I have to get up and handle little bullshit business, she's got my back πŸ’―
  17. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm all for OR or a signature bond for dumb shit but for a burglary that's kinda fucked up. I know Kentucky would definitely need some money or some property on something like that but that's a whole different beast. Getting locked up in a commonwealth is a motherfucker.
  18. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Wow, I'd cum in that.

    I second that notion, I'd like to insert things in it and watch her squeeze things out and such
  19. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I definitely agree that you shouldn't do this unarmed (or even in the first place really)

    It might be likely you will do it to some guy that has honor and was raised not to hit a woman but I've always been taught (by my mom no less RIP mama) that if a woman wants to hit you first then there's nothing wrong with hitting her back.

    And God help me if some drunk bitch started waiting on me outside the club and I'm drunk too...

    It's finna be some Mortal Kombat finishing moves going down
  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Extraterrestrial alien interdimensional ass fucking exhibition

    Now this is the goddamn content I'm here for, why can't we have more of alien anal anarchy?
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