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list of reasons why youre full of shit and im never going to like any of you

  1. #21
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost it's the WHO IS THAT guy!

    Lmao I saw some tool wearing a hummingbird shirt today and I rode by and was like OHHH MY GOOOODNESS WHO IS THAT ON YOUR SHIRT and he just stood there looking like he got ass raped by finny the night before
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Lmao what a poor attempt to save face. It's ok bro nobody here is going to judge you for being gay, but they might judge you for being a bottom don't hate the player hate the game I guess SHRUG

    It's not gay if you don't get pregnant when I finish with you.
  3. #23
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock It's not gay if you don't get pregnant when I finish with you.

    I mean call it what you will, at the end of the day there's a dick down your throat
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE I mean call it what you will, at the end of the day there's a dick down your throat

    Repeating your delusions isn't going to convince anyone that you're the epitome of a bottom fag. Or change your previous experiences of your orifices being fucked like a cheap whore hole.

    Now stfu and post your nude selfies
  5. #25
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Actually whatever I say goes and I say my FUPA itches and I'm going to scratch it with the stubble on your upper lip so deal with it
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Actually whatever I say goes and I say my FUPA itches and I'm going to scratch it with the stubble on your upper lip so deal with it

    Obviously not considering the countless times you've said you were going to kill yourself. So unless you're a reanimated zombie, what you say is demonstrably pure unadulterated fantasy

    Now stfu and post those nude selfies so I have something to fap to
  7. #27
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Obviously not considering the countless times you've said you were going to kill yourself. So unless you're a reanimated zombie, what you say is demonstrably pure unadulterated fantasy

    Now stfu and post those nude selfies so I have something to fap to

    To be fair I did give it a pretty solid effort.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE To be fair I did give it a pretty solid effort.

    try a 'mr hands' technique
  9. #29
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Mr hands more like Mr Hans AMIRITE lmfao
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Mr hands more like Mr Hans AMIRITE lmfao

    no. mr hands
  11. #31
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Bro calm down
  12. #32
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    NO
  13. #33
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Ok fine be this way then
  14. #34
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Ok I WILL
  15. #35
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    All this argumentative convos reminds me of being in a relationship....

    "I hate you"
    "You're full of shit"
    "I'm gonna stab you to death in your sleep"

    God, I miss her right now
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  16. #36
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I feel like i am in a dysfunctional mutually abusive relationship with the world most days so that makes sense
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  17. #37
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I know that feeling I didn't realize there was a good way to describe it like that
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