Posts by trippymindfuk

1. 2018-05-19 at 8:03 PM UTC in How are you celebrating the Royal wedding
   

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   I masturbated furiously this morning, does that count as celebrating?
2. 2018-05-19 at 4:06 PM UTC in Ive got 4 bitches deez days...
   

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   Originally posted by WellHung And once I start fucking your girlfriend that'll make five.

   
   My girlfriend is my hand so it's not gonna be that fun....
3. 2018-05-19 at 4 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
   

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   Why wouldn't you want to get on dat level
4. 2018-05-17 at 1:38 PM UTC in What Nickeledoeon show would you have wanted to be on?
   

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   Originally posted by Archer513 You can’t do that on television
   
   I’d be finger bangin alanis morrissette
   
   She’d write a song about me 🤠

   
   I wanted to be on Clarissa Explains It All cuz I wanted to fuckin her. I'd be that neighbor that would come in through the window but I would've be plowing her...
5. 2018-05-17 at 1:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Cigarettes, an energy drink, a whatchamacallit candy bar
6. 2018-05-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in What are you craving...
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Definitely some vagina and maybe a little butthole to slide into
7. 2018-03-05 at 2:41 PM UTC in What are some underrated movies?
   

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   Undertow
   Killer Joe
8. 2018-01-29 at 8:55 PM UTC in every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs
   
   you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway
   
   ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

   
   This is top notch advice
9. 2017-11-15 at 6:38 PM UTC in What are your top 5 favourite drugs?
   

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   5. Nicotine
   4. Heroin
   3. Cocaine
   2. Cannabis
   1. LSD
10. 2017-10-30 at 11:38 AM UTC in Read my poetry and say you fucking like it.
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's fucking grade a
11. 2017-10-24 at 4:59 AM UTC in As the temperature drops, you'll need to microwave your tenders a bit longer,
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Prefer my tenders chewy and half frozen
12. 2017-10-22 at 5:11 PM UTC in Anyone here ever had braces before?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Yup....had em from the ages of 14 to 16
13. 2017-10-17 at 11:16 PM UTC in what goes splendid with canabis?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Heroin
14. 2017-10-16 at 4 PM UTC in Want free $5
    

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    I could use it....msg me
15. 2017-10-14 at 12:52 AM UTC in Starting Over
    

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    I'm currently in this exact situation. I'm at a homeless shelter. I've lost everything several times....
    
    All you can do is work and try to rebuild...
16. 2017-10-09 at 10:36 PM UTC in Types of pussy
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I love them all
17. 2017-10-08 at 4:57 PM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl
    

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    Too many to name really but having a kid drive past me and shoot at another kid in broad daylight in Louisville is up there. Bullets were only 10 feet past me. I was at a bus stop and the thing was no one was surprised or gave a fuck. Pretty fucked up and shook me up to be honest.
18. 2017-10-08 at 4:53 PM UTC in Best way to take gabapentin?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I usually feel ok of 1 800 mg pill. I always chew em up. Like someone else said they're best for combos.
19. 2017-09-27 at 12:16 AM UTC in Getting paid to masturbate?
    

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    If you can get paid for jacking it I would be a billionaire
20. 2017-09-27 at 12:15 AM UTC in My new profession
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Joe Kane Sticky fingers scronaldo got a new job. Thats right folks I'm the CANDY MAN. I hit up like 10 stores a day and take ROBITUSSIN Zough and Zold gels ($10.99) I fit two bottles in one sell for $10. BENADRYL 100 count 25mg box ($15) i sell for $10
    
    like 5 cans of redbull/rockstar, monster
    
    THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK of swedish fish, $4 DARK CHOCOLATE 90% sea salt chili orange peel I sell $2 each.
    
    Made $10 last night. Gonna hit up a few more stores but the funny thing is.. I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT I CANT TAKE ANY MORE
    
    IM OVERBURDENED LOL
    
    gotta sell but I am bad at selling.. I need a fence to offload these 10 chocolate bars.. two bags of sour patch kids. I might dump some shit. Also I don't like carrying chocolate cuz it melts.
    
    Wish me luck, go with god, triangles.
    
    
    
    http://valentemike.blogspot.ca/2014/
    
    Post last edited by Joe Kane at 2017-09-13T17:46:13.862277+00:00

    
    I worked at a Walmart and took them motherfuckers for so much syrup and bic lighters, coffee, all kinds of shit....my old lady at the time did too. Good luck my friend, take them bitches for all you can!