Alcohol and bundy is a pretty good combination if you do it once you get past the pukey stage. Stay faded my friend!
Just find some better looking hookers to walk near them, maybe they will put them out of business...
I work at Arbys so I usually eat cheddar melts or ruebens...
2017-03-12 at 2:16 PM UTC
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I got a job
A microbiologist??? Are you using this for dubious reasons? Why are you on here?
2017-03-03 at 2:13 PM UTC
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Git outta dat trap shit
I live in a trap house right now, this halfway house is the biggest trap I've ever been in....
2017-02-26 at 7:40 PM UTC
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Tell me bout Cough Gell Bundy
Sounds like a stand up guy, role model material
2017-02-23 at 12:35 AM UTC
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Extract
I thought it was funny at times, I've seen worse movies...
2017-02-22 at 12:22 AM UTC
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Murder
When I was probably 5 or 6 I had baby ducks and one would always follow me around. One day I shut the door behind me and it closed on the duck's neck....
I told my aunt the dog attacked it and she beat the shit outta that poor dog....
The guilt has followed me ever since....
:(
2017-02-17 at 11:53 PM UTC
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bundy sucks now
I used to do it at work all the time, I'd always feel like I was getting weird looks though....
I found a nice sized roach at the bus stop a few weeks ago but I'm on parole so I can't smoke so I set it on a ledge where someone could clearly see it and was wondering if I made someone's day a little better that day.....
2017-02-17 at 12:24 AM UTC
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wot gose on in ur area
A lot of junkies and OD'ing around this way
2017-02-07 at 8:38 PM UTC
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pooping on my friends
Sometimes they like that kinda stuff
Free coffees every so often is alright
2017-02-06 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Do you steal?
Me and my ex GF used to work at Walmart and I was stealing so much shit from there it wasn't funny. I would mainly take duster and robitussin, delsym, and coricidin. I also liked starbuck's coffee, lighters, beef jerky.....that kind of stuff. I was fucked up at the time (still am, really....) and it was to basically supplement my income so I could spend more on drugs but then I realized how easy it was...
I also worked at a dollar store and ganked a lot of shit from there, too. I don't steal anymore, though....It's bad! I got away with all the shit I did and figured I should stop while I'm ahead.
I threatened to kill my English teacher in 8th grade. He almost pressed charges over it....
Fucking faggot......
