Posts by trippymindfuk

1. 2017-09-25 at 2:16 PM UTC in Quitting my job to masturbate
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   If I could've been paid for all the times I was doing it for free I'd be a billionaire!
2. 2017-09-25 at 2:14 PM UTC in I pissed in the trashcan last night
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash My dad said I sleep walked over to the trashcan and pissed in it, and then told him I had pissed in the bathroom.
   
   I have no memory of this.

   
   I have pissed in plenty of inappropriate places in my heavy drinking days....good times!
3. 2017-09-24 at 8:09 PM UTC in Been high all week
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I've been high since I've been out of jail about 3 weeks ago
4. 2017-09-23 at 8:47 PM UTC in I'm living in a homeless shelter
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I go from fearless to fearful in an hour or so time.
   
   radical swings. Its just how I felt today.
   
   Tomorrow I could be the monkey wanting to press the little red button for laughs.

   
   I feel this way as well buddy
5. 2017-09-23 at 8:45 PM UTC in nno more robitussin and all the stores are closed
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I've noticed that the supply around my general area is always low, I feel like they remove them from the shelves when I come into town!
6. 2017-09-23 at 8:43 PM UTC in how to be more of a coughgel
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Try the straight syrup for a while, cough gels require guts of steel. Once said guts are toughened then let the cough gels flow like water
7. 2017-09-23 at 8:40 PM UTC in My friend Dahmer
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I can't wait to check this out!
8. 2017-09-21 at 10:54 PM UTC in Got some work in today
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I got picked up with a couple other dudes and we went to help this guy move. He ended up being a dopeboy and smoked with me, gave us all a pair of jordans and paid us half cash, half cocaine. It was a great day! My dude also found his .380 and gave it back to him and he cocked it back and the bullet in the chamber was jammed in there and he put a round in his floor....almost shot his Mexican homeboy in the foot....It was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. It was definitely a NIS moment for sure!
9. 2017-09-21 at 10:50 PM UTC in I'm living in a homeless shelter designated for people with low IQ
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Yup.....that seems to be the consensus....
10. 2017-09-21 at 10:49 PM UTC in I'm living in a homeless shelter
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by S.F. Enterprises I might do some research to find the most comfortable I homesless shelter I can find thats out there and go live there. I bet somewhere in the country theres one thats nice to live at.

    
    The one I'm at is cool
11. 2017-09-20 at 7:36 PM UTC in I'm living in a homeless shelter
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    And it's really not too bad. I think I'll finally be able to get back on my feet....
    
    Anyone else ever have to stay in one?
12. 2017-09-01 at 5:58 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist feels good doesn't it?
    
    
    
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    Yes! Very good....
13. 2017-09-01 at 5:57 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic Can't you just like chill in jail? I've never been but I've known quite a few people who have and they haven't said any of this shit about not being able to look at anyone or getting your ass whooped on a regular basis.

    
    Yes....chilling is the best thing....I've been to jail more times than I can count and have never had a problem....Just abide by the convict code-don't snitch, don't play with the police, and don't meddle....Mind your own business and you'll be good....
    
    Also don't get in debt, although I have through petty gambling and trades and shit, but you're okay with that if you keep your word...if not you'll have to throw down and it's usually over the dumbest shit...
14. 2017-09-01 at 5:53 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm out and free and clear....no paper, fines or bullshit ass drug tests....
    
    Stay up my niggas....
15. 2017-07-17 at 8:34 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't forget to pack your poop chute, or they won't be happy.

    
    I'm broke or I would, they won't like it and may whoop me but oh well....
16. 2017-07-17 at 8:33 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic Read a book and do pushups and see you in a month my space nigga

    
    That's how I always do my time...take care brother
17. 2017-07-17 at 8:32 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Bench or arrest ?

    
    Arrest...felony but I only have a month or so to serve out
18. 2017-07-17 at 7:32 PM UTC in I'm about to go jail
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it....
    
    Just want to say bye to all you nigs...see ya in about a month or so....
19. 2017-06-16 at 5:09 AM UTC in How many years have you given the jails?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    About 4
20. 2017-06-10 at 8:16 AM UTC in I'm trans
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Show me your genitals