2017-02-06 at 12:18 AM UTC
in
Is your dick regular or goofy?
It's a little smaller than I would like
I'd lick her little shithole
2017-02-04 at 7:48 PM UTC
in
I love my Crouton
I've always had good effects with Crouton, maeng da and bali, mostly. I guess some people just don't get the same effects as others do....
I went to my first gentlemen's club last night. It is basically a bar with bitches dancing in thongs and shit. It was a one drink minimum so me and my dude just had a coke. Sat there for 3 hours, loopy on Gabapentin and enjoying the scenery. I was broke but my buddy gave me 10 bucks so I got to feel some ass and a few of the bitches were giving titty shots for a dollar. You could tell some of them would go, too. The very first one there came up and started talking to me, hugging up and flirting. She's seen me around town....I fucking loved it! Gonna go back next week when I get my check.
2017-02-03 at 1:12 AM UTC
in
I miss being 16.
School wasn't so bad, got to get high everyday and sleep for the first 4 classes...
Still graduated somehow...
2017-02-02 at 12:30 AM UTC
in
The month of the nigga
Yessir, respect to all astronomical negroid species
Try switching over to melatonin, I had the same problem...
I would take 200 mg a night, it took me going to jail to stop.
Take a blast then immediately take a wiff of duster...
Intensity level max
36 and my goal is to get my own place and get the fuck out of this halfway house I'm in and to walk off this 6 months or so of parole I got.
2017-01-31 at 8:14 PM UTC
in
stealing hoes from pimps
Sounds like a great idea, just take the security tags off first. And by security tags, I mean clitoris.
2017-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC
in
Peeing your pants
When I was little my mom used to tickle me until I would piss, just so I wouldn't wet the bed....shit traumatized me to this day.
2017-01-30 at 7:13 PM UTC
in
Cold remedies
Plenty of weed, LSD, and vitamin C
2017-01-26 at 8:59 AM UTC
in
dad lulz
This happened to me once...
I drank a bottle of prescription bundy/promethazine about 12 years ago and my parents locked me in my room. I pulled the air conditioner out of the window and threw the TV off the stand. My parents freaked out and called the cops and the cops told me my parents wanted me to go to the hospital. When I was checking in at the hospital my dad later told me I wouldn't stop spitting on the desk.
That was a weird little episode, I think it was the promethazine that fucked me up.
