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2017-04-04 at 2:50 AM UTC
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road trip
*gets in back seat*
are we ready yet?
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I believe she is a dirty prostitute that services very nasty people. Tulsi has no intention in winning the presidential race. She just comes out of the blue and Join the Presidential race and immediately is brought into debates? Trump showed support for her and Putin is funding her campaign just to steal votes. Tulsi sleeps around with many people, i wouldn't doubt if Trump had Stormy Daniels and Tulsi in bed at the same time then she goes off to sleep with Putin afterwards. Even Jesus Christ would recognize Tulsi as a dirty Tramp that works for Lucifer and would condemn her. She is really that bad. Did you know Putin paid for Tulsi's breast implants?
Tulsi is so damn ugly, she could clog a toilet just by looking at it!
She loves scat too thats why her breath smells off and she is always eating mints all the time.
So how do you feel about flat chested, nasty Tulsi gabbard?
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i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.
will this work?
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i thought of an idea, months ago, a north Korean ambassador defected from this embassy in london, england. anyway, there are new officials there now that have replaced the old ambassador. the North Korean embassy is just actually a giant house in some nice neighborhood.
These officials are pretty much slaves to Kim jong un. these officials barely make any money and brainwashed.
the number to the place is +44 020 8992 4965
address:
73 Gunnersbury Avenue
London
W5 4LP
i bet if you mail them a back of crisps, or offer them a few dollars, you could get any information you want from them, such as their governments secrets or trick them into defecting.
anybody want to try this?
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2017-09-22 at 3:10 AM UTC
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anybody using kubuntu 17.04?
i broke my Zorin Os distro and decided to try kubuntu 17.04. just love it.
its so sweet
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I was up against 10 candidates and only 4 would make it in the primaries. i lost and so many others did too.
but i loved the challenge and now i will be running for senate in a week.
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2017-08-06 at 3:02 AM UTC
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it is night
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yea, i became a city council candidate back in march and now it has been goin crazy. for months and weeks straight, i would be bombarded with event invitations to give speeches and answer questions, and go to all of them. sometimes you get the same questions from last event and keep giving same or similar answers. then you get retarded questions from the crowd.
one lady asked all the candidates this question "why is there more pot shops then grocery stores?" i ended up telling her to start her own grocery store if she didnt like the pot shops"
then some fat kid bent over and part of his pants fell down, he wasnt wearing underwear and mooned everybody on live tv during a speech made by one of the mayoral candidates.
i tried so hard not to giggle and laugh. then sometimes other candidates would fuck up on their speeches which was amusing. one city clerk candidate said that if he got elected, he would go help haiti amd north korea become good countrys, which has nothing to do with the that city clerk position.
its been delightful
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i am not a women, so i went to a second hand store and bought some panties,then i got a raw fish from the fish market. i got home and rubbed the fish all over the panties, then got a red and brown marker and drew some fake stains on them. Then i sold one pair as a legit used panties from a stripper for $6. they didnt complain about the panties yet. only bought them for a dollar and made a profit.
this really works. try it
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2017-06-28 at 12:43 AM UTC
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just sat in a chair
then it rolled off the mountain.
what do i do?
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2017-06-04 at 6:44 PM UTC
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i fell up a escalator
it was like a broken record player going in a loop
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Originally posted by RestStop
So I mean what happened? Were you able to actually see the shenanigans that followed? Least hear about it?
well, one showed up and that neighbor flipped out and screamed at the hoe, the hoe left and knocked his trash can over.
then two different other hoes showed up at the same time and got into the a argument then starting fighting each other on the front step, somebody called the cops, they showed up , one of them ran and the other hoe got arrested, then the neighbor got arrested because he had a outstanding warrant for dui and aggravated assault
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seems like a fun idea, if you manage to get a stripper to eat laxatives unintentionally, just imagine how many people get shitted on, it be like brown showers everywhere
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2017-04-24 at 2:57 AM UTC
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i just peed
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2017-02-24 at 9:42 PM UTC
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help
a planet keeps bothering me across the galaxy, help?
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2017-03-26 at 3:36 AM UTC
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lets get on the bus
*sits down*
are we all ready yet?
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2017-03-24 at 1:30 AM UTC
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cutting onions
i hate crying every time i slice them
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2017-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC
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stealing a ufo
they only appear so often
what would be the best way to do this?
and if i did get one, where could i hide it?
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