2017-03-17 at 2:16 AM UTC
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drive by titty flashing
get a person with a set of boobs, then drive around the grocery store and find a old man carrying groceries , flash some titties at that old man, he will drop his groceries on the ground and break everything in shock.
you can do this all night
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they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
how can i get them to go away?
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i was playing around with a Ouija board and was getting answers, some lady claimed she died in the early 18th century.
I kept asking her dumb questions, thinking its not real. but every dumb question i asked, she spelled out full sentences, and detailed and explained alot of things i wrote them down, she just went on and on about a certain war.
i suddenly asked her what women used to clog their vagina when they are on their period.
i think it made her mad, she stopped talking to me, then i tried talking to her again and was told to get out and go.
then my ceiling fan fell off the ceiling and the blade busted over my head.
am i being paranoid? or could it be the ceiling fan wasnt bolted properly on the ceiling?
but how did the glass shatter though? any idea?
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2017-03-17 at 3:13 PM UTC
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theres a bee
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.
you weren't in a house, you were on the international space station
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what will we do?
in 15 years or maybe less, our ozone layer will be destroyed and we will be cooked by radiation.
how will you stay alive?
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2017-03-07 at 3:28 PM UTC
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fuck comcast
so i have their Internet plan right.
they keep calling me to get me to upgrade my plan and to install their anti virus. but i never use windows and i only use mint Linux.
i told the bitch 3 times i dont need anti virus, then the bitch told me linux are windows are the same thing and that i still need anti virus.
i had a sudden urge to shit, so i went to the toilet, put the phone next to my ass and started to shit.
she heard all that shitting noise and flipped out then hung up.
was so pissed
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2017-03-07 at 3:04 AM UTC
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HB PSN party?
nvm
Post last edited by nonarky at 2017-03-07T20:41:44.028917+00:00
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2017-03-04 at 6:56 PM UTC
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super glue on toilet seat
what the hell?
i was at a restaurant and somebody actually left super glue on a toilet seat, i heard some lady scream from the bathroom that she was stuck to the toilet seat. manager had to call an ambulance to remove her from the toilet seat.
they had to cut the toilet seat from the toilet and she came out on a stretcher with a toilet seat stuck to her ass and was put in ambulance.
everybody watched.
who still does this?
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2017-03-04 at 5:12 AM UTC
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got farted on by a stripper
i was not amused,the stripper went down the pole, she put her ass in my face and just straight up farted, it was so loud my ears were ringing.
then she did a cart wheel and ended up falling off the dance table.
i just dont know what do do
any advice?
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it is currently in the back yard smashing your favorite bike into the neighbors windshield and tore apart the shed and now its coming for you.
what are your options?
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2017-02-28 at 8:17 PM UTC
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dont do it
if you do, a brown tsunami will appear
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then shitting in the sand and being attacked by starfish
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i am surprised she didn't get kicked out of the store,
how can people tolerate this?
i seen a giant brown women that was wearing tight pants, her camels toe was really showing, like you could see inside her cave and it looked like a nasty sideways sloppy joe with nasty meat flopping in and out when she walked by, some people had to cover their eyes because it was so nasty.
if you owned a store and saw that, would you kick her nasty ass out? what would you do?
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they were in east Lansing flying the dildo around the police station, the drone hit a pole and the dildo dropped onto a police cruiser cracking the light.
then the drone flew away to a nearby apartment complex.
i dont know how to react to what i saw
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2017-02-05 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Alex Jones from infowars
i cant believe we have a president who looks up to this guy.
please sign up a bunch of gay porn to that address and send trash to his p.o box:
Alex Jones
P.O. Box 19549 Austin,
TX 78760
i took a shit on a sock and mailed it there
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Even the animals need proper paperwork and documentation, if a fish and game officer sees you and the tracker doesn't pick you up you will be tranquilized and tagged.
but not a bush or a shrub, i can go in as a giant pine cone
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Originally posted by RestStop
Actually to make this worthwhile just "mail" her a free vacation trip instructing her to claim her tickets at the DMV(she will be there for ages) then rob the bitch blind Young Rich Nigga shit noiamsayin?
she is that gullible to believe the tickets part
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2017-01-31 at 1:04 AM UTC
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stealing hoes from pimps
whats the worse that can happen?
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i have this very gullible neighbor that believes anything and she is too annoying.
i want her to look stupid in her front lawn. so i was going to draw a fake treasure map and make it look convincing. Going to pretend to be a previous owner of the house and say that there is a big box of treasure buried 20 feet under their front lawn.
then i would mail the fake map to her. then she will start digging all day and get city code violations.
has anybody else have any other creative ideas?
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