Posts by Helladamnleet

1. 2019-07-05 at 9:31 PM UTC in The Coffee Challenge
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by frala How many cups was it? I lost count.

   
   3 10oz cups.
2. 2019-07-05 at 9:19 PM UTC in The Coffee Challenge
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   I put it in the freezer for 3 minutes prior to making the video so I didn't scald myself drinking it that fast. I was drenched in sweat for like 10 minutes after filming.
   
   
   Yeah, I'd count that as part of the challenge. I've eaten tek before and threw it right back up 20 minutes later.
3. 2019-07-05 at 8:52 PM UTC in The Coffee Challenge
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
4. 2019-07-05 at 8:15 PM UTC in RIP We'reAllBrownNosers
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Maybe that's why he sent all those spores
5. 2019-07-05 at 8:14 PM UTC in When you're working at a job with nametags and somebody calls you by your name
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by GGG I have one

   
   Obviously not if you have to wear a nametag.
6. 2019-07-05 at 8:13 PM UTC in I asked GGG to hook me up with some cartridges and I'd pay him $10 profit per cartridge...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by WellHung I told him I'd buy a bunch at a time. His response was 'Fuck no, find your own damn cartridges.' What do you folks think about that?

   
   I think he had the right idea.
   
   1) Unless you're buying 250+ at a time they're $40/cart. Period
   
   2) You're a faggot, so there's zero way you're getting any deal.
   
   3) The least I'd sell them to anyone, even in bulk, is $20/cart
   
   
   Don't like it? Go to a legal state and buy 1000 at a time for $15/cart
7. 2019-07-05 at 11:46 AM UTC in Can Beeno and Bill Krozby Please get ahold of me?
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   They changed their numbers because they don't fucking like you.
8. 2019-07-05 at 11:43 AM UTC in Green plastic objectively says that I'm The Biggest Loser here...
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Yep.
   
   
   You make Scronaldo and Fonaplats look like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
9. 2019-07-05 at 11:39 AM UTC in Toiletduk made this in 1999
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by HTS You'll notice toiletduk's gif doesn't feature any PLANES. It's almost like terrorists tried to blow up the WTC with bombs in 1993 or something, and the fact that toiletduk made or posted this before 9/11 - no matter how close to that date it happened to be - is pretty much an irrelevant coincidence unless you're completely schizophrenic.

   
   I haven't seen you make a truly serious post in years, and honestly I couldn't have said it better. Whatever drugs you are on work.
10. 2019-07-04 at 10:03 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trash
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Grylls maybe friends was
    
    that was just an example dickhead
    
    i’m talking about pretty much everything else like that

    
    Because pretty much everything used to be filmed in front of a live studio audience.
11. 2019-07-04 at 10:01 PM UTC in Regarding word fiIters
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Or better yet, turn them off completely since they are all tryhard failed attempts at humor.
12. 2019-07-04 at 10 PM UTC in If you could choose your country's age of sexual consent, age of alcohol consent, age of military consent and age of voting consent
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by mmQ What are your numbers you stupid bitch. Because apparently numbers are what matters. There is no leeway. Everything happens at the same time.
    
    What would you choose?

    
    16, prohibition, 16, and if you're, like, 18 fucking a 15 year old you wouldn't be at risk.
13. 2019-07-04 at 9:58 PM UTC in So glad I'm not a drug-addled degenerate junkie like you losers...
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you are objectively the biggest loser here

    
    No doubt.
14. 2019-07-04 at 9:57 PM UTC in My cousin got raped in Cali
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by BummyMofo fuck you calibitch

    
    I live in Wisconsin, fag.
15. 2019-07-04 at 9:54 PM UTC in What are you doing for the 4th of july?
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by DietPiano America the beautiful is the only country that matters more than 40%, and it matters by 100%. That's a lot of percents.
    
    I'm working a couple hours, might donate plasma too, and then take care of some business and chill, and then watch fireworks works for 30-45 mins and be back home by curfew. Maybe buy some bottlerockets and roman candles too since we have some crappy ones legal here instead of none like my last place.

    
    Posting on here apparently. Kinda depressing.
16. 2019-07-04 at 8:47 PM UTC in Where's faggotryshack??
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't have RC4 on your server, so no one who is using WinXP can get on the site. Sloppy.

    
    That sux
17. 2019-07-04 at 7:42 PM UTC in Where's faggotryshack??
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q he's over on the new totse site.

    
    This. He's been posting more frequently now that there's a couple people there.
18. 2019-07-04 at 7:40 PM UTC in How many of you ever felt this way with yougner girls
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Wariat Where you only felt alive in your life if you were around them or when they were in your life somehow, even if they smiled to you once in a wuile in public but it was a no touch affair, or whatever even anything. And when they stopped being in your life or you got either old or got convicted thus didnt want to risk it any ore later, you lacked the energy or blood flowing through your veins that you were alive or happy? Ever felt this way or met someone who has?

    
    Hoooollllyyyy fuck. Please come spout some of your shit over on New Totse. We have an unbanned Infinityshock, and some dude who isn't a racist and is super offended by it
19. 2019-07-04 at 7:38 PM UTC in Trianglist Marriage
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Ghost I found a new career path. I figured out today that I can become a registered ordained minister with the province of Ontario which would let me legally marry people.
    
    I'm gonna offer cheap LGBTQ weddings in the gay village of Toronto and get money while recruiting more people.
    
    

    
    https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols
20. 2019-07-02 at 8:13 PM UTC in Can somebody please help me
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Bill Krozby and I don't really hate each other. He has shit going on and he knows enough about me to make me an easy target, same way I know what ways to bug him.