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Posts by Helladamnleet

  1. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    People are so soft these days
  2. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    And no, I'm not submitting a fucking pull. Do it your god damned self, you lazy ass piece of shit. You wanna talk about how Jeff Hunter was goign to handwrite BBS software but never did, when the reason behind it is because he recognized the fact he couldn't code shit and went with a software that was secure for the time.
  3. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I'm sick of seeing the front page as 80% Wellhung threads that consist of either 1) content that could have been in ONE thread, or 2) 30 posts saying "Fokls?" until someone finally responds.
  4. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Anyone got more info on these mozzarella sticks?
    Like where to get coupons.

    How much fucking info could you possibly need? They sell them at Walmart. They're mozzarella sticks. If you can't afford $13 then you don't deserve to eat.
  5. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by toz Volkswagen ends production of latest Beetle model

    :(


    shitty day

    Good, they fucking ruined it anyway
  6. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    No, I've used emoticons though.
  7. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    You can in Paraguay. Anything up to a 12 day supply is perfectly legal.
  8. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol, skinnyfat is a real thing, despite how much you want it to be one of my drug induced dellusions. you actually re weak and fat at the same time. you posted selfies before and i remember you were skinny af.

    That's called being out of shape. Like, 1 out of 5 Americans are out of shape. Fat =/= muslce.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your gimmick is to butter people up and then examine their reactions.

    It's not buttering them up as much as it is becoming infatuated then acting offended when who ever the current victim is doesn't fall in love.
  9. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Lanny Someone had to run the bar after papa left

    Yeah run it, not watch it die by doing one stupid thing after another.

    Taboo word? Stupid
    Word f ‏‏‎ i ‏‏‎ l ‏‏‎ t ‏‏‎ e ‏‏‎ r ‏‏‎ s ? Stupid
    The way you handled Scronaldo spamming as Infinityshock? Stupid
    The way you handled Infinityshock to begin with? Stupid
    The URL that literally limits who can even see the site? Stupid
    The way you respond to legitimate requests? EXTREMELY childish and stupid.


    You're WORSE than Zok. At least Zok had half baked interest in expanding the site, even if he was also willing to completely let go of Totse's past.


    /inb4k ‏‏‎ roz Once again the thing he'll respond accusing me of didn't happen.
  10. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You've already gone through like 6 jobs this year and it's only half over. What gives?

    He's gone through like 11 girlfriends too. Not two months ago he was making threads about how happy him, his girlfriend, and her kid were. How they sleep in the same bed together and she calls him daddy. We all told him what a piece of shit he was, he then got butthurt about how we didn't know what we're talking about, he'll be there for that kid forever, and now he's making threads about RANDOM SLUTS ON THE STREET.


    When FONAPLATS has a higher quality of life than you you really need to question your choices.
  11. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Wait, what shit tier brand doesn't put .0001 cent worth of plastic on their product?

    Also, Infinityshock made this thread days ago: https://newtotse.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=524
  12. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Let's say you live in an alternate reality where all humans are both male and female and have both a dick + a pussy, and your fuckbuddy or whatever wanted you to give them head and has no preference which one you suck. In that scenario where theres no such thing as gay I could see myself choosing dick up to 50% of the time.. . It would be a girls dick and you could go back and forth from his/her dick & pussy in the same head session.

    Obviously not because, in the scenario you described, sucking dick would be normal for everyone, so anyone answering the question otherwise is harboring closet homosexuality and is choosing denial as a means to hide it.
  13. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by jer3552 I'm roasting a big turkey breast….good healthy meat……it was almost our nations symbol….damn they wont let u eat an eagle…ive always wanted to roast a swan….bet they taste good

    sauerkraut and kielbasa
  14. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by L41n No offense taken. Being a lazy basic bitch is both something I'm proud of and a deliberate strategy on my part. I'd be embarrassed if anyone actually knew I was posting here, and even more so if I was putting effort into it.

    Don't worry about Spectral. He's literally retarded.
  15. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I know how to keep stuff clean. That is why I still have my teeth.



    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Have fun with the bed bugs, dumb ass. Doesn't matter if you live in a cleanroom if the person before you was a filthy piece of shit.
  16. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by HTS I was in the comments of that video talking to a couple totse alumni but I'm pretty sure google yeeted my comment with the URL for this site, sadly. They'll forever be lost and scattered to the winds because all URLs are spam according to our robotic overlords.

    No, it's 100% a result of using 'nigga'. All urls to THIS SITE are considered spam as a consequence of attempted edge.

    Not that it's a bad thing. Google still indexes niggasin.space, the url just, as pointed out by other users in the past, turns off a fair amount of people before they even know what it is.
  17. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Drink a gallon of milk in 1 hr without barfing.

    What a stupid challenge, drink a gallon of anything without barfing why don't you? Milk is way harder because of the way it absorbs, but such a stupid thing to do. I drank a quarter gallon of chocolate milk by accident because I was really thirsty after buying it, and I could have drank more but decided it was enough. Wondered if I was gonna puke but was fine.

    Drinking a bunch of anything in a short period of time is retarded. You can die or have seizures from it. There was a college frat that did a challenge on a bridge and someone puked over the bridge onto someone's car and caused an accident and everybody got arrested.

    Dare to drink the rational black pill fam?

    Do the Xtreme Coffee Challenge instead. 64oz of deathwish coffee in 6 minutes 40 seconds.
  18. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He didn't specify it was his sperm.

    Yes he did. In the OP.
  19. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by GGG And HTS has an 'outtie' vagina?

    Makes sense.

    /thread

    It's only down hill from here. I mean, it's a thread about an average looking chick's fake bath water.

    Even the things people are hoping for, like it being full of body odor and what-not are unfounded, because by her own admission she's taking extra baths.
  20. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hate to be a retard, but if it's in vitro, then it technically wouldn't be "yours". It would be another guy's. Still wish you and the Mrs. the best though.

    You are seriously dumber than a fucking box a rocks. In vitro just means they fertilized the egg outside of the body then implanted it. They still used Stupid Noob's 1 leg having ass sperm.
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