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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Move out of the country and kill yourself to get out of debt.

    I do it every 7 years.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    my friend gave me like a tenth of a dab cart that looks really professionally made (Unlike the clear ones)

    I'm trying to smoke less cigarettes, I'm also smoking shitty weed that's full of seeds that i have a bunch of

    oh and when i reuped i got a free sampler of some HINDU WEED DABS or some shit, i got like half a gram of that on a jar i'm peepin lil toots off of

    i haven't had any tweak in like a month and that's fuckin sadnewsbrad fr i hate cocaine and adderall 20 IRs go for like fuckin 10$ a piece, even 15$.

    I do like 3 of them IRs that's like 45$, fuck outta here. WQhen I was in high school adderall 20s were like 2$ a piece, 30s were a hundred bucks for a script.

    I used to flip them bitches. I remember opening the capsuls of the 30mg or the blue 15s and pouring them beads out and leaving like 1/2 the amount of original beads

    On Odin I had a plastic walmart cup with just a whole bottom of beads when iw as 15 or 16

    I used to sell them to this 1 guatamalan guy who had MONEY MONEY, anmd he'd call me herea nd there all bitchin about how full the bweads were, and im telling him to couont them up and get back to me

    gang gang let these nuts hang

    I really miss when Oxycontons were 25$ a 40mg and then the price trippled and now nobody even wants opanas they just wanna die from heroin
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    niggers im not looking for advice
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Tell Chell to call me when you go to sleep.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.

    So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places

    i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.

    ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.

    So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.

    I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"

    We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.

    We're callin the cops.

    We're lockin shit down.

    We're shuttin shit up.

    He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.

    Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.

    So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.

    *half way through*

    "Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."

    Then I drove to target.

    God Bless my dead.
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra


    that shit is hardtarded

    This prolly my favorite song right after Ambitionz as a Ridah & Ballad of a Dead Soulja
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i wanna go hang out with my boyfriend but he sleeps till like 330pm, ive been tryo stay up later and wake up later to even it out, bu t it's 1130 and I'm tired as shi tand can't sleep anymore
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I used to make up dumbass shit to cover my drinking, this is the dumbass shit I would've come up with.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Sometimes I think about shooting myself when my utility bills ccome, i could just imagine being poor Hitler
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    what you sippin
    red
    what you neglectin
    meds
    where you aint goin
    bed
    what you gerttin
    heaed
    where you goin
    dead

    but im stillll turnt, and I getttttt derped
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I used to masturbate to HTS, we'd play the same 18 sonsg, panthrax was there, let's do this again
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    post pics when u miss
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Today's 3/18 1:30. I'm gonna ask this guy i've gone on a couple dates with if he wants to be my boyfriend, I'mma ask him on Friday or Saturday when he sleeps over. From here on out I'm gonna try not to watch ponography in order to make me enjoy the sex I am having with my partner cuz I do like him an awfully lot and think pornography perverts the mind (I know i'm sodomizing another man while high on shitty weed and adderalls) and makes me unhappy with the good sex I am havin gbecause it's not pornography it's me fuckin another man th at i'm falling for.

    Wish me luck, I''ll report back eitherway.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    My plug took 1gramme of AM2201 and put it in the the 380F vape and his knees went out and he started seizing. He didn't smoke much after that, I got thee shitty vape from him wheen iw as in coollege
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't see the enjoyment. HTS, shit like this is why you remain overweight.

    I don't think about sweets, I don't think about cookies, I think abouto exercising and smoking cigarettes, and drinking ice water.

    Play a game like Animal Crossing, or Dark Souls 3, or even Age of Empires where you don't have to "work" for 'cookies' that the 'government' just 'buys you.'
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Not buying more is the pro gamer move.

    thanks.

    on topic imma crush this 20mg adderall IR and snort it
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Antifa Member It's literally in our DNA. Lying is a sign of intelligence. You know who can't lie? Dogs. You know who can? Cuttlefish.

    Just because you're smart enough to dod something doesnt mean you should, you're probably a fantastic rapist through evolution but i don't think that's for the best either. Yeah?
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Alcohol
    Nicotine
    Shitty Marijuana
    Interracial Gay porn
    My transgender ex who doesn't want me anymore.
    Using the computer.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you trying to come out ?



    how many bears have you had.

    Gay side note: I kidna hope/plan to look like this when I'm old. He kinda looks like Sean Connory.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think people like you anymore, bro.
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