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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data Are you on stims?

    Because that shit is not healthy unless you're like 13. You're going to go blind.

    No just dextromorphanandbundy, marijuanaa concentrate like a dab cart and uh oh a like idk 4 lines of cocaine, like probably .4 split between 2 men but my guy left at 4 and that's when the jerking off (and posting about asian people, taking cock shots, i probably did another line, im waiting for my tranny friend to wake up, i gotta lot of shit goin on, my roommmate stayed home sick and asked me if i'm drinking today (I wasn't) but now i'm buying a bottle of el cheapo teluila to help her "heal" and I will probably drink as is customary of my people 1/2 of the alcohol i purchase for my white trash household.


    I don't have sex with my roommate, i have before. Interested! Might today, prolly will today tbh lol fuck it imma get shitty drunk and do shots with her and my mom's coming to get some pepsi after her shift in the fuckin factory cuz it's Thursday (She work 10hr days, 4 a week)


    Originally posted by Sudo I always have so many questions after threads like this

    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    5. What's the measurement

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    I will answer all of these questions, afte rI get a lil higher.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    Sent him the link to a couple different threads, one of which is the japanese tourism thing, he's the other white guy im friends with that likes dickin down brown bitches as a duty.

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    I am probably one of the scummier elements in any diversified population, I chose Cambodia because of my love of the song "Smoke Weed- Khmer Kid" i used to watch when I was like 13 on youtube over and over again, & because it's an asian country & third reason, the poorest that seemed stable with 1 primary city that you use to diversify your bearings from.

    Also I think they're people are the most beautiful and their language the least andreanalin inducing (Tuk TUk TUk TUk noises really fast freak me the fuck out when some asians argue). Obviously the language is better the farther east (Purer, think North for Us (Whites) well in asia it's the closer you are the sun, the better of a person you are, with Japan at the peak.

    That's why I picked cambodia, space nigga.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    I thought everyone was until I asked my mom when I was 5 why it looked like that, she said ther ewas a snip. I don't know why they did it. I don't hold it against them though (But i will if they're attractive) Truthfully, I have only ever seen 1 uncircumsized penis (I swear on Odin my god) and it was with that latino guy two weeks ago I just met. IDK seems weird to have like your dick in a casing all day. But that's cuz mine doesn't have a casing, it just head out hanging, alll dayyyyy

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    .

    5. What's the measurement
    20 ounce sprite bottle is like 11 inches/30cm,

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    No thanks. I don't want to hang out with my students outside of class. I have my own life and so do they.

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    I'm hoping to find successful ladyboy who run brothel and do accounting and english speaking work for her to accept more customers to our Hostel.

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    No. The only exclusivity i have when it comes to porn is there must be a white penis involved, otherwise I can't imagine me bewing the one doing it, and if my weiner isn't involved, then that isn't sex to me (Or at least sex that I'm trying to have)

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    YOu can rent those bikes for about 40-60USD a month, no drivers license is needed to operatethem, they're extremely dangerous. Also lady boys are as common in London as they are in Milwaukee as they are in Nom Pen

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    go fuckyourself too bro
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Meant to say Rosettta Stone, I'm still feelin the bundy, like 26 bundied hours later. Bro I had a fuckin blast.

    Did wayyyy too much coke, watched www.horriblevideos.com with my friend for awhile, told him about NiggersinSpace, he's not a faggot, wasn't impressed, lotta chomos he pointed out, I told him the truth, They're here and they're lice and they're here. :/ Maybe he make an account, maybe he don't. AT least i'm trying to recruit people tha twill add something to our community

    anyway, so i really like yoga, bonsai, studying buddhism (not practicing), The Deer Hunter (film) , asian culture.


    I know what everyone's thinking BradleyB just wanna go over there to go do faggotshit with their lady boys while he chainsmokes non menthol cigarettes at the elementary school he's teaching English Year II at, and you're right, but I also would like a wife tbh.

    I'm capable of procreating, you know?

    Maybe get a name like i did in German class when I got to be Adolf, or spanish class when I got to be Pablo

    "Ohhhhh, hi year 2 english student, Bradleychan is here, YOu are here! We are doing classes!"

    I can pull this shit off bro, and you can still chainsmoke in schools around children over there, that's hella tight.

    And im not a pedophile so that's a huge plus. I might even get a kid and a wife, and then decide I want better for my child and move back to america in time for public schooling and me to pump his mom up some more while he's' at free daycare from 4-18

    where can i download rosettta stone Khmer/Cambodian novice? I like their program, I used it in HOnors German, however I haven't used it for anything else. LMK how to do this. Thanks in advance.! My dreams are your dreams and tyhey're all coming true.

    HEll ya!
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Also, friends, this is the full cock you are leading to the tight brown ppl over there.

    Dude it's big when it's here, it's gonna be retarded huge over there.

    I'm so excited.

    I love eating rice. no bullshit. It's a filler and so am I.

    So remember ur not doing this for me, ur doing this for my kids (That i'm tryna make)

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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost "Martin also noted that the store's policy is that counterfeit bills that are accepted by the cashiers will come out of their salary.

    He said he initially planned to just put the bill on his "tab" and that he thought Floyd "didn't really know that it was a fake bill."

    However, Martin notified the store manager, who told Martin to go outside and ask Floyd to come back into the store.

    Martin said he attempted that twice, once with one co-worker, and a second time with two different co-workers. Both times, Martin said, Floyd refused to come back into the store.

    It was after the second refusal that the manager told another co-worker to call the police.

    Under cross examination by Chauvin's defence counsel Eric Nelson, Martin told court that Floyd had been in the store earlier with another man. That man, said Martin, had been caught trying to pass off a counterfeit $20 bill, one that looked similar to the bill Floyd had paid with, Martin said."

    What does his behaviour criminally have to do with whether or not the police officer should've killed him by smushing his neck for 10 minutes?
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo I like Kevin gates. His music is emotionally honest and different from most nigs. He's done 3 bids in prison and never ratted. He's from Louisiana which is the only place in the states I really wanna visit. He's also a good Muslim and Puerto Rican.

    He's realer than most but some of his music is repetitive. He has his own vernacular too. I could make a whole website about how you are wrong and I want to eat his cousins asshole with him. Southern njggas b wildin

    Hell yeah reading this made me start liking gates again
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Starting this thread off sober, I have dab cart, 5Fl Ounces of Delsym cough syrup appears;

    @30mg bundy per 5ml, 148ml is 30 doses (30mg ea) for 900mg bundy

    Now I also have OK weed (Two strains), shitty weed (Grown outside by a retard) and a dab cart.

    WIll probbably do .1-.2 of soft while I wait.

    I also have the staples of cigarettes and water.

    Not drinking alcohol.

    Wanna get fucked up wtih me?





    Packaging is all fucked up cuz i get them in 4 packs LOL

    HMU




    mercedes benz c63 amg 0 60


    accord coupe 0 60

    One of those should work
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    i liek how greta looks like HTS
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi everyone, bout to drink ab ottle of cough syrup and go bundyin

    Miss me with ur gay shit fr
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You know not a lot of places make me feel welcome and engage me in a way that means a lot. I'm never lonely if i can connect to the internet. I really don't ike the pedophilism here but i have come to accept it, the way your mom accepted that wart on her clit was actually you when it fell off and started posting on here

    God bless u, unless u dont believe in God, at which point, May Malice Bless you.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    and everyone of them was really good at their job, arguing with with their girlfriend and drinking.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I think HTS is pretty and would love to do weird stuff to her butt.

    It's like when you know you're gonna fuck your ex again one of these days, but you gotta wait for shit to not work out with that other bum ass nigga
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Have you and Chell considered starting an OnlyFans so you can get out of legitimate employment?
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    OP will get a same sex blowjob before that first Non Alcoholic Miller is done
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Avoid public bathrooms of bigger stores because they're gonana think your shoplifting

    fortunately most stores have to have a tranny one now, so i just step in that one, tell them you aint got a dick if they stop you

    some of you look like it for real faggot ass mufuckas

    while you're doin gthis, if anyone stops you, make sexual advances to them but beprepared to follow through, if they're female, make sexual advances to them but you don't have to follow through if you get uncomfortable around women or w/e ur bitch nigga excuse is on why you moved halfway accross the world to fuck HTS and are trying to keep that nasty fat trap boypussy all to your lil rat face mufucka

    do you have a library card? Well i hope your dumbufuckin ass has somebodies ID, i'll meet you there in part 4
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    idk who any of you are and quite frankly i figured it was the same 4 people and we all just have 40 alts and i didn't realize iw as on the truman show but i kinda knew the whole time, type shit
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    dude your makin excuses cuz you dont wanna do that strong man's job

    c'mon man, what would chell say

    i bet that buff nigger who complimented her footwear would go work this shift

    not fuck off and play video games with your friends online

    we want what's best for you

    You got any drugs nigga? Call me
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    trying
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sure a lot of you know this, buy unless you're good at stealing which most of us aren't, shit costs money.

    And not a little bit of money, I can see why most of you n ever leave the nest when your mom keeps feeding you well into your 30s.

    Some have accused me off this sin, hoping to discredit your boy, but i will have all of you know, my mom does not like faggots, homosexuals, queers, or transgender people at all. And for that reason, she will not welcome an AIDS HAVING COCK SUCKIN QUEER TRANNY LOVER HOMO into her home except for 1-2 visits a week.

    Can't make that up folks, and bless her heart, cuz much like your mom's regret over passing up on that abortion your dad offered her eight times in as many months, we all have our right to our opinions (Unless you're a child, then it's your parents obv)

    Just took a shower feelin pretty fresh, might go tot he gas station, back on topic:

    Gas station got that shitty handsoap, pass on this unless you need it, you wanna end up with that dial by the time were done. Now i will say this, the gas station often has a cuppoard that will have like that poo poo spray stuff (grab that if it's ove rhalf full). The biggest money maker you wanna get is toilet paper, not gonna lie, windex and clorox and shit that's all great, but if you were a clean nigga or a nigga that cleaned, you wouldn't be stealing toilet paper.

    You! Should! Never buy a roll of toilet paper again! If you follow! these steps!

    Take a backpack with you everywhere you go, you know them brown paper towels, they're not great, but they WORK, and that's the most important thing to me at least in an item i'm gonna steal not steal but lift cuz it's free if you shitting, while steal it while you got your pants down, not theft.

    all that soap and shit we're gonan grab and the cleaners, and if they got ANYTHING ANYTHIN new in the package my nigga, grab that up. Swear to god, do you got money for air fresheners? Do you got a cat? You got a nigga in your life that's car smell like shit?

    Grab it. Don't take the plu nger, no mattewr how tweaked you get, stealing the plunger is a fucked up thing for your bag to have in it, no one' sgonna wanna buy it, youa lready got 1 (or 4 from stealing them and hotels and shit) , you don't need more, same thing for that weird little brush thing, fuck that brush (see: Your dirty ass aint gonna clean shit part above)

    alright my nigga, load that backpack, go buy you a pack of steel reserves and ap ack of newports, that
    'll be approximately 9.95, peep that penny dish are there any silver my nigga?

    Grab that silver! AFter you do this a couple timse they will expect you to do this and welcome your actions.

    Ask that nigga "Hey you guys give out packs of matches? Can I get two? Thanks"

    walk over to the mountain fountain sodas and get a cup, don't get a paperone, them bitches break down, grab you a fatass plastic cup,

    "Thanks!" as your wallking out the door.

    Now take your bumass to the library, we're getting computer paper next.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Kinda can't see everyone butt fucking some queer and they go "That's what you get you dirty cock sucker"

    actually I can, I download shit like that

    So what the fuck, how does allahu ahkbaring a homoseuxal with 45 minutes of anal play make people less gay?

    Doesn't that make muhammed and the other seven dudes banging him out as hard as they can kinda complicit?

    They're doing a straight up creampie 8 men, bang bang x8 men one after another, no lube, just each other.

    seems almost as gay as fucking a tranny when you got a rat face and burning your pointy v shaped chin straight into a fat tranny's sweaty asshole after a long day of her playing Gayaonline until 2:34am daily sex time

    Is this why your father said he'd shoot you if you came back to his cabin?

    Jesus





    God I can't wait to bang HTS infront of everyone
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