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2022-03-22 at 3:31 AM UTC in Life after castration ?yea it's removal of the testicals, not losing your dick vinny.
My ex alana the tranny is counting down the days till her grandma dies so she got her nuts cut off and cosmetic surgies.
Predictably she's gonna keep the weiner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 6:53 AM UTC in You people are shitty assholesOnce he's no longer part of the community can someone send me his piThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-22 at 1:52 AM UTC in Here's why tatoos are stupid
Originally posted by Sudo My first pen bid this guy was doing cheap tattoos on weirdos and was kind of a bully. He made it from butter and one kid got MRSA and 2 others he drew dicks on. One was flame sleeves where one of the flames was clearly shaped like a penis. The other was a grim reaper where the reapers hood was hanging down like a dick in deaths face. The guy doing it turned out to be a rat and checked in when he got maxed. I saw him at a burger place once and stared at him while he was with some ugly girls and 17 kids. He didn't say Hi and I never liked him, guess he got into a different lyfestyle once his name was ruined. The guy he drew the grim reaper dick on became a born again Christian rapper who used to send me songs on my old Facebook. I'm gonna add him now fuck it
i did a homemade tattoo on my friend who loves to feel pain when we were all tweaked out, i told him i'm not doing some gay ass phrase or some shit that he wanted, and I convinced him he should get a triangle, because tringles are the most satisfying polygon, he said OK.
I made the ink myself from wood ash from a tree i knocked down and then made my own tools and spent about a day just slowly doing out of genuine interest in "authentic" primitive tattooing.
Mind you i was tweakin with my dad, kody is kinda dumb and I'm kinda nuts and were all tweakers inside during winter in the middle of fucking no where.
He loves how it turned out, despite me wanting to do it 3 times and only getting aorund to doing it twice. Thought about learning tattooing to do runic itattoos and black and white linework on other men and myself and then said nah, my scary wizard friend did my last 2 and were gonna do my next one soon but we keep putting it off cuz owns two companies and controls his wife and household ontop of wizard duties.
He's giving me a cadillac too when i get my license back in 2 weeks cuz my nigga just bought an AUDI and wanted to pass his Caddy down to the next man.
HollahThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:46 AM UTC in Here's why tatoos are stupidI like that the black girl in the navy i have a crush on has 1 tattoo and it's of her dogs paw print on her ankle after he died.
Pretty koot.
My mexican ex i was with for most of my childhood got the tripple goddess moons with faces above her breast which i thought was super sexy at 18 & now she has a bunch of little ones cuz she's a little hair stylist lady who loved lady gaga and kat von D as a child.
I think when someone's convicted of a child sex offense they should get a large red X on their forehead to warn children/parents. Japan had something similar, that's why over in east/best asia they shun tattoos outside of criminals.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:40 AM UTC in Here's why tatoos are stupid
Originally posted by spacepantz2 i enjoy my tatoo but i wont go overbored like this person neck and head are off limits
You should get your kids portraits on your other arm.
Like how does someone get this tattooed on them and not remove it, instead photoing it with their RL children's photo online to ciruclate as a bad tattoo meme.
And I agree with the tattoos anyhwere visable being a detraction from ones appearance, women its more relaxed a lot of times, but if you a respectable white man you don't flaunt your gang shit, or do things that make you look like a dumbfuck.
I guess with black males the more tattoos the better and because they already 2-5 shades away from pitch, any tattoos they get don't stand out and blemishes are largely obscured.
With asian people all imperfections stand out i've noticed, even more so than in whites. I don't think hispanic people look better with tattoos and typically their skin (and body tbh) ages very poorly especially fat mexicans in northern climates
I think imma aska my nigger friend marvin what happens if dark niggas like him get white ink tattooed on themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:29 AM UTC in Here's why tatoos are stupid
Are these real and what would you estimate the cot of them to be to have a professional in a shop with an existing portfolio of doing portaits like this and this size?
In Juvie this kid had Only God Can Gudge Me and i thought it was the fuckin gfunniest thing cuz that G was so big they could never make it into a elievable J
another kid had MOBSTA stick pocked and he was so fat he had to wear red uniforms instead of blue liek all juveniles, I called him Cherry Tomata MOBSTA
When all my friendss were getting dumbass tattoos monthly I got 4 over the last 15 years. My mom wants me to get her name or MOM on me hahaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-19 at 7:15 PM UTC in I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.I put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.
I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.
I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!
I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.
My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.
To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.
THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.
Hail Odin!
No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-20 at 6:53 AM UTC in I am really frugal so I get drunk and go on wish and buy stupid shit I don't needThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-24 at 2:20 PM UTC in I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.Firstly I want to thank all of you for providing me with this community.
I have laughed harder at the things posted on this site, and smiled when I never expected to, so caught up with my life's tragedies that I couldn't smile at shit else. This site has been with me in my worst points in my life and been there for the better moments too.
I am the copresident of a small group of men, I am my mom's only son, I am SmartBrad or Stabbin Brad depending on where you know me frp,. but truthfully these people who know me in this capacity only understand a superficial presentation I give them. Aside from this website, no one in my life really knows everything about me, my short cummings, my insecurities, my homosexual tendencies, my violent drunken personality, my alcoholism i struggle to beat, my love of tweak and non white women, etc most people just get a snapshot and it's typically the best presentation I can give them. With yall? I just show up and be honest.
I know this isn't anonymous, my real life name is Bradley ffs, but for some reason I always felt as though I could open up here. Not many other places would I feel comfortable going up infront of 40 people and saying "Yes, I understand I could be more successful longterm if I didn't so value short term happiness." nor could I imagine IRL someone calling me a fag to my face.
It's caused a lot of introspection and honestly deepened the texture and character of my life knowing all of you and as this will be likely my last post I want to end it by thanking all of you.
I love our community, and I love each individual in our community.
With the exception of Wariat/Mikej Lata, who I wish to see crucified to a middleschool's flag pole or at least hit in the back of the head with a brick when he leaves the drinking establishment he prowls.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 6:45 PM UTC in Plastic tops on Ukrainian liquor bottleswhen i was 16 my 14 year old girlfriend called it a pussy cap an then gnawed it off the top of a 1.75L of fleischman's vodka infront of me in k8e's garage
So i've called it a pussy cap ever sinceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-24 at 1:52 PM UTC in Why doesn't the USA and maybe Ukraine and UK do thisBecause we're not North Korea and have better ways to economically cripple them outside of currency fraudThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-24 at 3:03 PM UTC in I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.You ever put so much salad in your boys deep freezer that his girlfriend starts calling you up before court asking if she can just put it in a cooler and move it to their wintery shed.
haha. Folks that's my safety net if i botch the up northy release. The weed place is sad I am no longer goin to be workin at their tree hustle, I told them I was really sorry, and he said no worries we had no idea you were gonna work out for as well as you did, let me know when you come to visit your mom.
and I was like bet cuz now i still got a job with that weed farmer I want to rob out of everything, this niga got 2 security cameras and some huskies, haha, lol haha. So that's a future come up when I aint got nothin and got 8 niggas who start feeling like I don't really need em if i can't feed em.
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2022-02-24 at 3:08 PM UTC in I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who caught covid are being imprisoned longer than that.
also, dont keep dropping your soap if nothing happens.
the amount of bcateria and semen that exists in a jail shower is so great that if i were to drop ANYTHING in a jail shower, i would consider it to the lost abyss and kick it to the corner where the bullshit gets kicked unless it was really nasty or small then iw ould just abandon it to the great abyss, I love fighting in the shower and rubbing motherfuckers skull against that gritty ass pavement that's covered in jizz and bacterium hoping their face gets infected, i have been knocked out twice ein a shower and woke up with teh button turned on and me getting soaked,
hell yea I can't wait to fight i probably will be int he hole for 5 days within the first day, iv'e never been to this county jail but there's two thinsg I Don't do PEople near me and people touching me. So ijt'll be exciting, last time i was in i fought htis big ass native the second day cuz he kept talkin gshit about white people adn dude bea tthe fuckin breaks off me and i told him i 'd have won if i had a gu n and we all laughed and they ended up calling me chief whitey cuz i was the only white guy out of 10 in a 12 man unit up north in forest county.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-24 at 1:54 PM UTC in So Who is RIPtotse?he wayback webmachined a lot of zoklet and totse and just showed up one day knowing everything
prettyy obvious he's the policeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 8:22 AM UTC in So Who is RIPtotse?This is how you take people who coudl've been your friend and ensure they will never be your friend.
Why not striking up a conversation with him about something other than his current IN REAL LIFE LOCATION AND LIST OF PREVIOUS LOCATIONS.
lol
y u so weird john paul woznyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 8:28 PM UTC in What's the most amount of money anyone offered to have sex with you?Wozny tell Gigi to download Telegram and she'll be leaving you on cam for real this time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-23 at 8:27 PM UTC in What's the most amount of money anyone offered to have sex with you?I would rather have sex with a 50 year old women who didn't really wanna do butt stuff but i convinced her to sometimse and liked sucking my wrinkly balls as much today as she would've when they were more perky wrinkly 28y ear old balls.
Why not, my idea now, say ok i'm a 50 year old horny geezer, why odn't i go try to hollar at 35-45 year olds in my area?
Like i'd rather have sex with QMWozny's Gigi than a dime model, like even right now, unless the porn model was drunka nd turning up with me and wanted to (unlikely) but if i was mowing wozny's lawn and he was out getting something to eat and Gigi was like hey can you take a break and come help me move somthing, and when i go in there i'm all sweaty and she's naked under a kimono and all the pictures of Wozny are face down on the dresser
ya i'd go for that over 120$ for an hour in a motel room while some scary nigga listens on speaker phone from the parking lotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-24 at 1:39 AM UTC in Spacecat Cocaine Club Membership Pass to a REAL LIFE Cocaine Space Station⛄🪐Have you thought about utilizing your own form of decentralized banking? I noticed Cocoin and Coincaine are both available option.
Send 10, send 20, send 40, we got that cocoin, that coincane my nigga, what you need ok well what you can you afford to buyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 7:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m just feeling really sad, my grandpa died & his funeral is tomorrow. I tried to block it out & not think about it, but the funeral & seeing my grandma is making me feel the totality. I will never be able to see him again.
I'm sorry your grandpa died. Focus on your grandmother twice as much :) I hope it goes okay for you, hang in there nigger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-23 at 8:37 PM UTC in Who would you rather be?Vladimir PutinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
