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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    for reference i am 6'1, and am a 28 year old White poplar tree.



    I am unsuitable for furniture or building materiel, however I excel in the pulp paper industry and forest fires.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I eat about 1500 calories a day, sometimes 3500 if i am eating at a restaurant or buffet

    Until about 16 or 17 days ago, I was drinking 8-12 tall boys of steel reserve 211, hurricane malt liquor, or if i was feeling fancy, natty ice. eitherway, it's about 400 calories a can. So for like the last two years i've been consuming upwards of 4,000 calories a day in just fermented high gravity ale. Fuck writing this makes me honestly wanna go get a tall boy haha,

    So I supplemented my diet with intermittent bursts of crystal meth (about a .5-1g in a sitting over 3 days), haha, and i didn't eat anything more than i normally did but iam smoking a lot more weed than i was before, about 2-3grammes a day.

    Yesterday:
    2 pop tarts
    1 banana
    1 slice of bread with peanut butter
    4 cups of green tea
    3/4 gallon of water
    2 hard boiled eggs

    I've lost about 10pounds in thelast two weeks and if jail is still jail i'll probably be about 170-175 when i get out (1885 rght now)

    I got an apartment when i get out in a different town two hours a way and my boy is giving me his cadillac, i'm gonna be in really good shape, and I can't wait to go holler at that black girl in the navy and move away.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I shoud find Bill Krozby daughter in 6 years and try to resurrect our dead friend through father's friend - daughter creampies.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel like you're going to botch the kidnapping attempt, end up killing her on accident, raping her in a field, and burying her in a shallow grave a dog walker finds in spring.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    candyrein lucimaso is gonna find out where you are and never let you go
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    PureWhitePanda, informally known as PWP (pronounced Poop), was a long time member heralding from the late Zoklet. PWP is notable for several reasons. He is the only white guy on here that preferred having sex with black women over anything, he fathered two mulatto children with his ex long term girlfriend. While his hoochie mama was leaving him, he moved back in with his mother and shortly there after he allowed another member to live with him, named Apric0t. About 10 days into their occupation of Pwp's Moms house, PWP goes to jail for unpaid tickets. Apparently PWP's Mom did not feel comfortable alone with a rapist in her home, and locked Apric0t out.

    Apric0t called this poor old lady 200 times and threatened her because he wanted his clothes back, he stole from PWP while packing up and then 14 hours later, PWP's mom had a heart attack. PWP getting out declared that Apric0t killed his mom and that's what he would want me to share with all of you. He also loved product, constructing children's playgrounds, and gangsta rap.

    He was a member of the Tinychat/TinyBLTC crew who served for about ten years.

    PWP died from an overdose, he was 39ish. May you live forever in space, my nigga.

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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    My suggestion would be to try to take an objective look at your life, from an outside perspective, devoid of egotistical favoritism, and think "Why am I like this?" and then kill yourself
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who's going to do ArmsMerchant?

    I think it would be most fitting for for his twin brother to do it. Post it here when you're done bro
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    OP I hope things turn up for you, I hate women good people are victims to an ex using a child as a pawn.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    damn bro you hijacked her thread that's not nice
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Remember when he did the Ice Bucket Challenge and just dumped a bucket of piss over his head?




    That's what i suggested be included in his obit
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuckbiscuit has settled down with a family, he chose life.

    This comment aged poorly.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    saying tons of people have sex with dogs and if you don't believe me "look it up."

    I'm pretty sure that' how you ended up like this.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    ur hiding two tables away from a couple, taking photos of his girlfriend, talkin to us about the girl more than you ever will talk to the girl you're taking photos of, just sitting there, starring, you're a weird little fucker.

    I go up to attractive womena nd sit next to thema nd say "hi there, is anyone sitting here?" while smiling at them. I give it a minute or two and start chattin with them, just make up something to chat about, ask questions you already know the answer to, make them feel smart, say "wow I would've never figured this out wthout you." if you can carry a covnersation for 30 minutes you miight just make yourself a friend that genuinelylikes you for you, not for your zolotys or buying them shit, but because you are happy, easy to talk to, and not a fuckin creep taking photos of people you want to tongue fuck your asshole on the first date.

    Dumbfuck. And don't tell people you have sex with dogs or wanna watch them do that shit bro. IDK where in your fucked up little retard brain that became Okay, fuck man you really are a fucked up person, does your mom know you do this shit?
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't spend the majority of my time chasing sex partners, bud. I stopped enjoying that hook up shit a while ago and now i mostly like to get into long term relationships, be by myself for a lil while, then put myself back out there.

    If you chase after pussy you're never gonna get it, if you work on yourself and are a beacon of success, confidence and happiness you'll find someone right for you.

    FUck honestly you don't even need all 3, i'm confidant and happy and that seems to work for me pretty well.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    It's the Wozny Way!
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    is it greece? I missed you a bunch proooty :)
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Aldra, great news, Putin just signed an order putting rususian troops into the contested territories, connecting russia with the Crimea region just like I said they were goin to :)

    now you don't have to fluff my balls, but i believe you to be a very smart user, however i just had a funny feelin that's how it was ggonna go. You almost convinced me saying no there's no resoures, it's pointless, not worff it, etc. but I was pretty sure i could see what was going on. IDK if i told you this part to but i said itw as gonna happen at the end of the olympics, so i was wrong on that point.

    https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/kremlin-says-no-concrete-plans-summit-with-biden-over-ukraine-2022-02-21/
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i"d have group sex with you, but i honestly wouldn't want to have sex with you.

    it would ruin our friendship because you'd be a jealous cock hungry slut that only wants me and i can't have that happening again
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  20. Bradley Florida Man

    download high res from instagram
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