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I want to finally be honest with you all about a couple of things.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Firstly I want to thank all of you for providing me with this community.

    I have laughed harder at the things posted on this site, and smiled when I never expected to, so caught up with my life's tragedies that I couldn't smile at shit else. This site has been with me in my worst points in my life and been there for the better moments too.

    I am the copresident of a small group of men, I am my mom's only son, I am SmartBrad or Stabbin Brad depending on where you know me frp,. but truthfully these people who know me in this capacity only understand a superficial presentation I give them. Aside from this website, no one in my life really knows everything about me, my short cummings, my insecurities, my homosexual tendencies, my violent drunken personality, my alcoholism i struggle to beat, my love of tweak and non white women, etc most people just get a snapshot and it's typically the best presentation I can give them. With yall? I just show up and be honest.

    I know this isn't anonymous, my real life name is Bradley ffs, but for some reason I always felt as though I could open up here. Not many other places would I feel comfortable going up infront of 40 people and saying "Yes, I understand I could be more successful longterm if I didn't so value short term happiness." nor could I imagine IRL someone calling me a fag to my face.

    It's caused a lot of introspection and honestly deepened the texture and character of my life knowing all of you and as this will be likely my last post I want to end it by thanking all of you.

    I love our community, and I love each individual in our community.

    With the exception of Wariat/Mikej Lata, who I wish to see crucified to a middleschool's flag pole or at least hit in the back of the head with a brick when he leaves the drinking establishment he prowls.
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    is this a cuiside thread.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley nor could I imagine IRL someone calling me a fag to my face.

    I can

    if you want
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    Bradley Florida Man
    My Third sent
    >Gotta say I feel bad for you
    You sent
    Don't. Look at me as a testament of what can happen and how to treat such a situation. I have regrets about ot murdering the person who said I did this, truthfully i've had two different people ofer to do such for me, but I chose not t, not ecause of some higher power or morality, but because of inconvenience. Now taht I'm at the front end of what's to become, i am deeply rethinking my decisions, but I did not want the burden of it to rest on my soul or the legal implications of it in a small town. Numerous close calls have happeed in the interum two years and even in the last two months and it is most important that i reflect on my successes in order to negate teh toll that a wrongful convictiona gainst me will cause. I know all 4 people who did this, and am not friends with any of them, infact two of them ha te me, but I will not testify to the judge about what I know, because I feel like toknow, because I feel like to do so, violates me more so than any conviction for a crime I didn't do, ever could.




    I am trying to force a cohesive unit out of the best 9 men I could from a diverse skill set, but all united by the desire to come up.

    I also try to speak prophetically to them like I'm I'm they inca or mullah, I refuse to be bestow titles or roles with the exception of Armorer Toyota Kowasakii, our resident Samurai.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this a cuiside thread.

    No, I am going to jail and in 5 weeks upon my relesae I am going to be moving away, I am putting all my stuff into my Wizard's basement, and upon my release I'm going to start from the ground up, my release plans are a borrowed 9 and a black balacava
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    Bradley Florida Man
    but as soon as I hit 2 fatass licks I promise I will buy a computer and post ITT
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    Bradley Florida Man
    If I do end up getting got or kill some nmigga and disappear for ever, please remember for the use in our memorial page that this is my favorite song, I am a devout homosexual, and I support the euthanasia of jedis and pedophiles.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    You ever put so much salad in your boys deep freezer that his girlfriend starts calling you up before court asking if she can just put it in a cooler and move it to their wintery shed.

    haha. Folks that's my safety net if i botch the up northy release. The weed place is sad I am no longer goin to be workin at their tree hustle, I told them I was really sorry, and he said no worries we had no idea you were gonna work out for as well as you did, let me know when you come to visit your mom.

    and I was like bet cuz now i still got a job with that weed farmer I want to rob out of everything, this niga got 2 security cameras and some huskies, haha, lol haha. So that's a future come up when I aint got nothin and got 8 niggas who start feeling like I don't really need em if i can't feed em.

    gang gang
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    Originally posted by Bradley No, I am going to jail and in 5 weeks upon my relesae I am going to be moving away, I am putting all my stuff into my Wizard's basement, and upon my release I'm going to start from the ground up, my release plans are a borrowed 9 and a black balacava

    people who caught covid are being imprisoned longer than that.

    also, dont keep dropping your soap if nothing happens.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    people thought I was retarded until their boy didn't come back from a walk
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who caught covid are being imprisoned longer than that.

    also, dont keep dropping your soap if nothing happens.

    the amount of bcateria and semen that exists in a jail shower is so great that if i were to drop ANYTHING in a jail shower, i would consider it to the lost abyss and kick it to the corner where the bullshit gets kicked unless it was really nasty or small then iw ould just abandon it to the great abyss, I love fighting in the shower and rubbing motherfuckers skull against that gritty ass pavement that's covered in jizz and bacterium hoping their face gets infected, i have been knocked out twice ein a shower and woke up with teh button turned on and me getting soaked,

    hell yea I can't wait to fight i probably will be int he hole for 5 days within the first day, iv'e never been to this county jail but there's two thinsg I Don't do PEople near me and people touching me. So ijt'll be exciting, last time i was in i fought htis big ass native the second day cuz he kept talkin gshit about white people adn dude bea tthe fuckin breaks off me and i told him i 'd have won if i had a gu n and we all laughed and they ended up calling me chief whitey cuz i was the only white guy out of 10 in a 12 man unit up north in forest county.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nigger it's my break I have 10 secs to read each thread and less time to respond
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
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    When you come out i will b the skinniest junkie u ever knew
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    We love you bradley.

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    Tell your mom to post what jail you are in and your inmate number so some of the nigs can put ramen noodle money on your commissary.
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    God speed nigger
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The sheer feels ITT 💙💙💙

    If anyone wanna fill his commissary lmk. He said probably won't be able to be processed until Monday though
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tell your mom to post what jail you are in and your inmate number so some of the nigs can put ramen noodle money on your commissary.

    Send me PM if u want
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love you too.

    Don't have too much fun and remember, don't let the county faggots think that prison spades rules don't apply. You break those spades and you break em often. Right off the goddamn rip if you so desire. Fuck em. GIMME THEM BREAKFAST TRAYS, MOTHERFUCKER.

    Catch you on the outs, son.
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