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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. I was looking at tortoises today they are cool (better than turtles)
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    False better than
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  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Gross.
  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Well modafinil just fixed all my problems. You're looking st a brand new sudo. Probly won't need this place as a crutch so much anymore. Just got offered a job at space X designing the new rocket and I didn't even apply
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm the youngest person I know who listens to talk radio and this old lady called in and said she's been sending random people cards with Christian sayings and one of them she sent was "God is good but never dance in a small boat" and after she said that there was literally at least 5 full seconds of silence before the host said "....well that's good advice" it's the longest pause I've ever heard on the radio that wasn't experiencing technical difficulties and I wonder what the host was doing
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably cringing his butthole inside out.
  10. Originally posted by Sudo Well modafinil just fixed all my problems. You're looking st a brand new sudo. Probly won't need this place as a crutch so much anymore. Just got offered a job at space X designing the new rocket and I didn't even apply

    damn this country needs a factory kicking out regular metric tonnes of this shit honestly I want to take it I could get it, I can get anything but just the thought that it's yankee or chink made import bullshit makes my blood boil that this shit is probably not covered by insurance so you gotta pay like whatever they charge $100 probably $500 for 10 pills and I would rather the transaction be in reverse with me selling the drugs like holy shit this is so easy to make and it's not even illegal honestly fuck big pharma and even medium pharma and the government I am going to do it and drive the price down so fucking low that nobody will ever make $1 from this shit ever again it will be like trying to sell vitamin C powder for a profit once I get the triangular trade supply lines down for raw materials
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  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    These 4chan memes are cringe boys
  12. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Kill

    niggers
  13. i'm gonna conduct a scientific study into the newtonian gravity of aluminum cans during at periods when the sun is not visible in the night sky I am convinced they are more attracted to hitting the floor when it's dark outside
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN

    BUNDRESS look at your BUNDRESS

    It's not a BUNDRESS mom it's a SUNDRESS.

    No it isn't. Shut up. Take your clothes off. UNDRESS YOUR BUNDRESS. It's time for you to learn.

    Mom I'm scared why are you turning red and weird?

    Hush now. Hushhhhh
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm gonna conduct a scientific study into the newtonian gravity of aluminum cans during at periods when the sun is not visible in the night sky I am convinced they are more attracted to hitting the floor when it's dark outside

    Can I halp? I watched that rocket ship fly through the sun the other week so I pretty much know everything there is to know about space and the universe and especially our sun.
  16. in school they taught us not to judge a person by race or creed okay race I get but what the fuck is creed if you have a creed I am going to judge you and call you a faggot for having a creed

  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They maybe meant don't judge people for liking Creed.


  18. Do you got niggers on your mind? ❤️

  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

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