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Posts That Were Thanked by Bradley

  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I am surprised she is even talking to me because all the Polish women online or polish dating sites or social media all try to convince me i should try fuking 30 yr olds or some shit but she has been talking to me for a while and unlike 99 percent of them never once said that or tried to convince me. even some polak bitch on twitter has recently but that is beside the point as i blocked the bitch. Anyway, she actually suspended her profile for a while and came back and i was pissed because she didnt tell me why or let me go but explained she had to take a break from the dating site. anyway, we live too far away from one another and i have no car or driver license while her small town she lives is probably not approachable by train or uber so im fuked for now. I still never got my license in poland sinc ebeing deported and having it taken away due to multiple duis in the united states.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If this site has taught me anything it's a) don't come to this site for advice on...well...pretty much anything, and

    b) if you choose not to follow rule a, then I'll just sum up the best mental health advice this place has to offer:

    The key to happiness is to shit on anyone and everyone else as often as possible, regardless of who they are or what they believe.

    If someone has one single opinion that differs from yours, start dedicating yourself to trying to make them feel like shit in order to reenforce your own differing opinion.

    If you notice someone is in a good mood, or doing well for themselves, you need to hone in on that and try to drag them down to your level. You'll always feel even a little bit better and that's the only thing that matters.
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Butterfly in the skyyy...
    I can fly twice as highhhh!

    It was aight
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  4. Remember at your age don't tell them you live with mom, tell them your mom lives with you.
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  5. Originally posted by Bradley You're a fucking pussy who needs a B.I.T.C.H. light in autumn to make up for not having the sun in your life. You know people in this world work third shift and in underground minds for hundreds of years, did they need a light?

    When you were buying it I wish I could've been there to ask if you need some vagisil to go with your sadman light

    I typed out something mean but you're just a sad pathetic drunk who needs someone to take your frustrations out on so I felt sorry for you and deleted it. Plus you used to be cool.
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You never had it anyway. And if you feel like you've lost your time, I'm guessing maybe you regret what you did with it when you had it. I want you to know, it was never really there. The concept of time is an illusion created in the minds of humans because we are all mental. All you ever really had was the present. And if you're reading this, you still have the present. And it really can be a gift, depending what you do with it. Try to let go of the past, because you don't really have a choice anyway and attempting to cling to something that isn't really there will cause you to hurt yourself. Enjoy the simple daily pleasures you have available to you, eat, be merry, enjoy the moment, for eventually there will be no more moments to enjoy.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Her top would look better in pink

    what about a bunch of horribly photoshopped strawberries?

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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It WAS rigged, but not enough. They never expected in a million years for the balance to be so skewed. They rigged it for what they thought would be the worst case scenario, and it ended up the votes for Trump were double and triple that amount. They fucked up. Simple as that. That's why they were so outraged and animalistic about getting back at him and his supporters. They didn't stop the attacks for even one second of a waking day. They were so outraged and surprised at their own stupidity and lack of sight that they had to go after him with everything they had, including the kitchen sink. Then they vowed to never let that happen again. Even a blind man should be able to see that. The ONLY reason Trump got in was because the people who dismissed the parasites were so numerous as to completely overwhelm their rigged system. He almost got them again, too, in 2020. They loaded for bear that time, but even all that wasn't enough to overcome the flood of votes, so they had to shut EVERYTHING down at one in the morning and kick everyone out and start trucking in fake ballots by the tons, also getting into the software to adjust the tallies. He came within one inch of beating their game, and they had to totally expose themselves in the process. That was a big sacrifice to make, and it will be their undoing in the end.

    What a stupid post. Why don't you display a little honesty and just type "I type things because I like typing things" because this post is just atrociously fake and gay
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Busted in a condom last night as well on tiptoes, arm, leg, bed and provly like 7 other places in 1 load last night. Felt kinda weak about it and still feel shame. Girl came first then tried to stop and was like "After I cum I like to like lie back and live in the moment for a minute" and I laughed and said usually after I cum I want to die in the moment" which I thought was pretty clever. You shoulda been there you would have laughed from the corner you were Jerking off in you sick fuck.

    There's a jamaican jerk place in scron and hts' city that they very kindly let Drake live in as well called "jerk king" which I thought was funny that nobody told them it sounds like jerking
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  11. Originally posted by Kafka I’m not taking sides tbh. I think the fighting would end if Ireland were united but they have a corrupt government, heavy taxes and no NHS. I’ve never voted because both the DUP and Sinn Fein were anti-abortion. I think it’s doing okay since N.I has only existed a hundred years.

    why are you against babies.
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  12. No perfect solution when 1/2 the population wants independence and half don't. The British are obliged to protect their citizens regardless.
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  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    give me the official name and concept. I am re-learning 3D studio max and will make the coin into a 3D format as well as 2D two side for basic bitch graphics


    it should be a collective of Totse, Totse2, rdfrn, NIS but not totsean. he's squirrley


    (&) with NIS half transparent behind the & character

    and on the back side In TOTSE Chaotic We Are but in Latin or some shit and a knockoff of Yoda.
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Also people who sit on the couch like a couch potato, or at the computer, drive a bus, car, taxi, truck for 30-50 hours or more a week. they are more likely to get prostate, colon or testical cancers.


    so you have to get up, pull over, pee more by drinking more water, but also get your salt intake. just not at a fast food truck stop eatery

    more like sport drink.

    and then drink like 5 bottles of water a day. more expensive less PH issue water.

    and then jerk it if you can't get sex. jerk that thing. It's human nature and preventative measures.

    Hi, I'm peedy from NIS and I would like to talk to you about Masturbating for men. it can save lives
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  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    like a few times in one day but only 2 or three days a month

    I do the initial and then I have to take more time on the second. I do it because it feels good like Keke frog says but also because the proteins feed cancer cells. and if you don't use it your dick gets smaller and smaller. but also, its more likely to get prostate cancer faster

    like 90 percent of males have cancer sells swimming in their balls and prostate gland and if you live long enough, you will eventually have aggressive cancer in the prostate or testicles.

    this is a known fact. so releasing is not perverted but rather preventive measures.
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  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you have any tips for him ?


    That joke makes no sense cause I'm alive.

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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    speaking of, I wonder how long her dad's had access to her profile


    maybe you've been talking to her dad for a long time

    like that time you thought you were talking to a 12 year old girl but you were actually talking to a middle-aged police officer
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is a good question. There are exactly 719 different scenarios I can think of off the top of my head that beg similar questions.

    But the fact that a standard drug bust can get entirely thrown out due to unlawful search and seizure would SEEM to indicate that a person's normal rights still set precedence.

    If you're the victim of a crime while also committing a crime yourself at the same time you were victimized, fuck... I don't know. I know that's very helpful. You're welcome
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson YOU can't evict them, THEY can evict you,

    if someone owns the house and you have a record of rent payment you can't be kicked out without proper notice, dumbfuck. No wonder you have had like 3 wives and work in a shitty machine shop at 50 years old because you have been scammed your entire life like a retard and used by women making up these fantasy scenarios that are probably just a projection of what happened to you

    Did you get kicked out by a woman with her name on the lease? never happened to me pal , you sound like a tard. I bet she fucked niggers too
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He just wants to hook up with you, OP

    and do rails of crank. and then rape your butt. but not kiss you, because that would be homosexual in nature.

    i'm down to do the crank if brad lee brought meth to a hotel room I would tell him HTS is in the car and will be in in a sec (I don't have a car) and then I would snort a FAT line of crank, grab the dope & his phone and RUN FOR MY DEAR LIFE!!!!!

    I hear brad lee has a bum leg and probably can't keep up with my scrawnty ass plus I would have a bicyle stashed in the bush outside da hotel or rollerskates so I could just skate out that bitch while mr BUM leg shouts at me from down da hall YOU STOLE MY METH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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