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2022-07-23 at 6:17 PM UTC in Buying cars be like
Originally posted by Ghost Bradley B and Fonaplats are both addicts
Bradley is an opiate and beer junkie
And Fonaplats drug is Funko pops and his girlfriends husband's cum
Like cats and dogs.. tweakers and crack smokers, they never seem to get along.
You duck a tranny.
Some gas station meth.
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2022-07-23 at 5:57 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionthat feel when you quit niggas in space and then return
OOO oOO oOOO let me zoooom my eyes in oh I think I can see you little people down there if i squint hard enough
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2022-07-23 at 5:54 PM UTC in Buying cars be like
Originally posted by Bradley Hi everybody I was moleested by a 15 year old boy but really all he did was grab my weiner and ask me to grab his and it caused me to become a homosexual. Maybe. I think I might've ended up like this either way. I also had sex with my psychologist in the retard center and thought I loved him a lot and then I Found out his husband was active duty military personal and he wanted nothing to do with me outside of the center :(
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2022-07-23 at 4:58 PM UTC in Everyone is pleased with Bradley, lately, becuz he is rising up and meeting life's challenges head-on...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-23 at 4:58 PM UTC in Broke Boy Meals
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2022-07-23 at 11:50 AM UTC in IMPERSONATIONS thread ( FRIENDLY FUN THREAD)Hydromorphone
"I'm dying."
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2022-07-23 at 6:33 AM UTC in I give up on this community.
Originally posted by Bradley
Culver's Restaurant is fast food with higher prices and better quality… OR SO THEY MUFUCKIN SAY.
So it's near my doctor's office where I got my appointment at 330, by near I mean like right mufuckin across the street. So close even a fat butterburger eatin arthritic piece of shit can reach it.
My ex fiance dropped me off and her not talking to me the whole car ride would normally upset me, but I got the program in me, a little bit of money and a computer to play Runescape while I have my coffee and meal. I have not been to Culver's in several years because it's basically fast food at high prices. Let's see how they introduce themselves.
[FONT=Roboto]Not convinced.[/FONT]
So I mainly came here because of the fact they told me on the phone they had wifi. You know I want to play Runescape and such. But let's focus on my experience.
My ex came and picked me up and took me here. I walk in with expectations of paying high prices, thank goodness I have 13$ in my wallet. That will cover me for sure for a simple burger and coffee.
First thing I noticed, kinda empty. Okay that's cool, I don't like being near people anyway. I look at the drinks just to see if they have the coffee out there next to the fountain soda machine. Where is it? Oh my Odin, there's no coffee out here. Then I think oh shit that's probably because they keep it fresh behind the counter. Now to focus on what I want.
Is that really an 8 followed by a 99? For a simple burger and some fries and a drink? What the fuck? No way is that possible!
Shit that's the fucking cheapest thing on here, I can't afford this shit. I'm not some rich butterburger loving jedi. What the fuck is my poor Odinic ass going to do? I can't go across the street to the gas station and start drinking, the program taught me that. Fuck, oh shit there's a value meal. That's more my style anyway.
4.95 for a small fry and a butter burger single deluxe with a small drink? That's alright, I guess. I can afford to splurge a little bit, I am sober after all.
A man comes to the cash register and is all smiles, I think he might be a down syndrome homosexual. Then I see his badge reads General Manager. Wow. This is weird, he's smiling while my bum ass tells him I'll have the Single Butter Burger Deluxe. He looks at me like wondering if I'm serious and then smiles and hands me a small soda cup. No sir, I'd like coffee please. He says Oh and looks surprised like he's never had anyone ever ask this question in his time working as a Culver's Manager apprentice.
Then I get this bad feeling in my stomach so I ask him, "You get free refills on the coffee, right?" Obviously you do but, I want him to stop looking so motherfucking stupid at my request but he smiles with that douchey-mom-drank-when-she-was-pregnant-look and says "No we only have free refills on soda."
What the fuck? You know how much it costs to make a god damn pot of motherfucking coffee? But I can't start swearing and get mad, my resentments make me drink and if I get kicked out, I'll have to suck a dick at the gas station to get the attendant to let me use their wifi. So I just ask him if he's serious. He apologizes again and grins at me. Okay give me the shit ass soda, and it's a small. Too-fucking-perfect, I didn't take any ibuprophen today cuz I want my doctor to see me in my full rheumatoid arthritic glory so now I get to stand up and sit down every ten minutes while I play Runescape to get more fucking soda.
I hate soda, it's just empty sugary calories and isn't even like a shitty speed like coffee. You know who likes soda? Diabetics and children, that's fucking who. But oh well, I'll deal with it. So I go fill it up with the Root Beer that culver's has their own brand of, the shit comes out super fizzy. I'm fucking pissed now I got foam all over my hand, so I wait for the bubbles going away and this little girl is drinking sweet tea. Like she's some southern nigger loving whore. Whatever little bitch you can go in front of me, I'm waiting for the foam to go down.
So I fill the cup up the rest of the way, here I am ready to play some motherfucking Runescape, work on my goddamn levels and maybe listen to that Arm and Hammer song at a low volume. I sit down at my table in the far corner. Where the fuck is the outlets for my charger? So I go and asked Sir Down Syndrome and he tells me that their in the ceiling next to the air vent, I shit you not he says "You can plug your computer in up there" Ya great buddy that'll really help my arthritis. I was tempted to tell his 10.25$/hr ass to get up there and plug my shit in for me like the little bitch I'd make him if I hadn't just masturbated a half hour ago before I left my house.
So I still don't have it plugged in, just wanted to play my Runescape, so I pull it up and it has to check for updates when you load the program. I take a sip of the soda, it's fucking flat. God damn it, this flat ass fucking soda, so I go up there and my next option is Diet Root Beer, so repeat the process except that little nigger loving southern girl is ballsdeep in her artery clogged burger, I hope she chokes just so I can pretend to give her the Heimlich and stop anyone from actually helping her while I wait for her chest to stop heaving. Too my fizzy disappointment this does not occur.
Runescape error message, THE INTERNET YOU ARE USING HAS BLOCKED SUCH AND SUCH FROM UPDATING AND PORT xxxxxxx
The fuck? So I try to load the other two browsers I can use to play. Same message. I try to go on Tinychat, it won't load.
Then my food comes up, I swear to god they must have given me like 14 fries total. Not big ones either, they fit in this little paper fry bag that's smaller than my sack (when it's warm out). I like fries and some of are small so I'mma get my fingers all sticky with ketchup when I try to use the fry as a spoon to inhale the ketchup I am now forced to eat excessively to get rid of my hunger. Okay I can do that though.
So I go and get my two little cups of ketchup and see they have horseradish sauce. THAT IS THE SOLE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE, THE FUCKING ONE PACKET OF HORSERADISH SAUCE.
Coming back to my table I see the manager is kinda eye fucking my computer, so I say to him "What's up? You wanna watch some videos or something?"
I mean a blow job is a blow job and it has been like a half hour. He tells me that he was looking for this little card that you set on the table that matches your receipt customer number, well I had it in my fucking pocket. So I give it to him, I was number 64. I don't really like being number 64, but I'll keep that to myself.
Eating the burger, I found it dried out, paperthin and on the sides blackened as though it were cooked for about 15-25% too long. Buttery? Get the fuck out of here, this burger was dry as fuck. If I could have dipped it in the fucking rootbeer without being outted as a weirdo I would've. Way too much mayo on it and the lettuce was all on one side. Clearly one of these high school drop outs was putting in the effort that makes me so compelled to argue for them to deserve 15$ an hour. If I could pay him below minimum wage, I would. Run and tell that, homeboy.
The horseysauce made the burger alot better, because I couldn't taste anything over the horseradish. The fries were too few and too small and my fingers got very ketchupy. Now there's a fat 50 year old woman with this mini vacuum vacuuming literally three feet away from me. Hey stupid bitch, I aint trying to hear that shit, how about your dumbass wipes down that fucking chair next to you that's covered in baby droll and crumbs instead of vacuuming up a floor that looks perfectly clean. I wish she would've seen that, but she left now and I said nothing. I wish I could tell everyone how I really motherfucking feel. But it's 204pm and I got an hour and a half to go.
What really pisses me off is I dind't take a picture of the shit ass meal because I thought I'd be playing Runescape. But I'll tell you one thing, it didn't look a god damn thing like this advertisement. There's more fries outside the bag in this ad than in the fry bag for the meal I got.
For fucks sake this is how big the bag of fries was that I had to rip into to get the little ones out.
Overall I give the experience 2/10 on my restaurant rater and wish I would've just sucked off the gas station clerk across the street for his wifi pass and a cup of coffee.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-23 at 1:54 AM UTC in I give up on this community.You shit up every thread with your homosexual faggot rants about how gay you are and love cocks up your ass when the thread is titled "how to make a drug lab on space"
And you will span it for 18 pages saying YAAH YWAH I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS WHILE YOU WATCH and then everyone else joins in and says AHAHA A PENIS A PENIS !!! TRULY LEGENDARY CONTENT
hey guys can we talk about the space rockets
OMG A SPACE ROCKET LOOKS LIKE A COCK LOL DON'T REPOTT OFF TOPIX TO LENNY YOU RATTEXORS HURRRRThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 8:50 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....My heart is pounding and I'm pouring sweat, it's like the physical effects never went away
My chest hurts and each time the heart contracts It sends a cascading wave of pain throughout my entire body, spine, head and feet that I can only describe as a chill sensation but not a pleasant one, the chill of pain and deathThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 1:35 PM UTC in My Memoirs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-17 at 12:48 PM UTC in In the hospital for meth psychosis
Originally posted by Ghost that hospital trip might have been part of the meth psychosis
this is like that time I flew a plane
grow the fuck up, douchebag. it's not cool to post pics of drugs all the time like ur in high school. My God you crave acceptance so badly. You can't handle hard drugs, so don't do em. Wanna-be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 11:59 AM UTC in What a SaturdayFonaplats does not judge me for using hard drugs and I respect him greatly for it. Because I don't care what people think and i'm used to being hated for everything but seeing someone not treat me like a worthless waste that has no value is rare and I think people like that are destined for great things
because when I see a TWEAKER breaking into cars down on his luck I give him a pack of smokes to reward him for breaking the law because crime is cool and I think degenerates deserve a chanceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 8:47 AM UTC in In the hospital for meth psychosisI needed a bag of fluids from not eating or drinking enough fluids for days and days I thought no big deal I'll just walk in to the emergency room and say I have been hungover from drinking booze all week
well im pretty clearly not drunk so she made me fill out a thing and they asked me a lotttttt of questions. I just kept saying that I had a drinking problem and was drinking LOTS of beer and wine and puking non stop for days all the colors of the rainbow plus my stomach lining and that my stomach acid puke can melt holes in things and that's the reason I can't swallow food either
then they took my heart rate and blood pressure and said there is no way alcohol would do that and wanted to take a blood test so I leveled with them and they said oh they will get me an IV bag holder for me from the back of the ambulance, then she said it would be easier to do it there and when I went inside the vehicle turned on and now we are driving and they won't tell me what's going on and i'm scared and my phone is about to dieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-16 at 10:23 PM UTC in Do guys like tramp stamps?She likes men with big scruffy beards that aren't afraid to grab her by the throat and slap her around in bed a little bit
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2022-07-16 at 10:09 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition"Let us drill a hole in your head and implant a device to control and read your brain, or we might have to lock you into your home, stop you from working, freeze your bank account, confiscate your kids and your property, and stop you from buying a loaf of bread."
It's all coming, folks. Seems crazy, but it's all coming down the pipe, and much sooner than one would think. Within just a handful of years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-16 at 9:20 PM UTC in My Memoirs
Originally posted by Ghost If someone is trying to traffic you simply turn the tables and tackle their legs, knock them out, tie them up and keep them like a slave 🐱
This dude i was in jail with shot and murdered some indian dude when im sure he was twacked out on god knows what and now hes facing 2nd degree murder..he thought some chick was grtting trafficked or somr shit the news said.
I tried to help dude but he was just like so autistic and did wayyyyt too much cocaine and molly and was just generally insane
He did this after we got out and is back now prolly for 15 yrs or whatev 2nd degrre getsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-16 at 1:19 PM UTC in Why are they called elevators and not descenders?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-15 at 4:27 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ADHD is just a pseudoscientific euphemism, an excuse, for intentional sloth, addiction, irresponsibility, apathy, and selfishness.
I don't know about any of that but I have met some people that literally cannot function unless they eat their adderall pills and they refused to sell me even 1 pill to try it because THEY NEED IT ALL
she was pretty functional on it but without it would just stare into space like a drooling retard. Her brain chemistry was fucked but easy to fix.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ BigPharma doesn't want to treat root causes, they want to treat symptoms.
Here was the problem though, In her province the high dose ADHD meds weren't covered so she had to pay like $300 a month for it, maybe even more than that.
For a bottle of 30mg pills even if there's 100 pills that's 3grams of SPEED AMPHETAMINE for $300. When you can buy an 8ball of METH for like $50
and it actually costs way less to make, street prices are heavily inflated due to being illegal.
From a cost basis perspective she could make enough DEXAMPHETAMINE to last the rest of her life for a small fraction of the current cost.
But only very specific licensed companies are allowed to make and sell that so they can charge whatever they want. The problem isn't the medical community but the regulatory one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-14 at 6:01 PM UTC in Vice City is worse than I rememberBut... But .. Muh PS2!! Muh nostalgia goggles! muh best decade!
Vice city was my first GTA game, I was too young to figure out how to do the story missions so I just murdered people, did cheats and drive cars.
you had to pass the controller if you died. When I got my own copy years later I did the full story and it was okay
I think I had more fun playing it when I was too young to care about "beating it"
Saints row has better mission structure
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2022-07-13 at 5:54 AM UTC in Blonde white girls are overrated and shitty.When a woman takes her shirt off and my first thought isn't "what the fuck am I looking at" I am secretly disappointed
But as fate would have it the internet is fake and the titties in real life have lots of variety
My friend used to mass solicit nudes on myspace and show me the "gross" boobs as a lark like "haha look at that freak". I dunno man it seems weird to me to write a girl off because one of her nipples is blown out.
Freaky tits will get you through the darkest of winters, you just gotta give them a chance.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
