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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    And I took a cash advance to buy that fukkin camper van.

    And my dishwasher is leaking.

    😂😂😂😂
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  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Did u make sure u checked the psi of the hoses for ur dishwasher first?
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats And I took a cash advance to buy that fukkin camper van.

    And my dishwasher is leaking.

    I'm gonna make a video series where I teach others how to fix a house that will need fixing in two weeks.

    You must be proud, bro.

    Lol @ cash advance.

    The only people who need to do cash advances are dumb fucks who will live perpetually poor.

    In terms of living lives that our community laughs at-
    Wariat the Pedophile
    Fonaplats the cuck who can't fix a dishwasher and needs a cash advance for where he's gonna live when his midget girlfriend leaves him like Chell did.
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish I could find a way to convince dumb motherfuckers to hand me 1200USD for 700USD a eight days faster. haha

    Do you suck dick for change too, bitch nigga?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    the jolly green giants cock
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    imagine documenting your every day of life, deluding yourself that there is any form of interest, and then failing infront of your non existant audience, which you also document, PRAYING that you get attention from random drug addicts on the internet who just shit on your life and laugh at you.

    Imagine ten years from now when you look back and you're like "Damn I am a fucking loser."
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Fonaplats does not judge me for using hard drugs and I respect him greatly for it. Because I don't care what people think and i'm used to being hated for everything but seeing someone not treat me like a worthless waste that has no value is rare and I think people like that are destined for great things

    because when I see a TWEAKER breaking into cars down on his luck I give him a pack of smokes to reward him for breaking the law because crime is cool and I think degenerates deserve a chance
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    If someone asks me for money and they say they need it for food, I tell them me too

    If they say "Fuck man I aint gonna lie to you" and then proceed to tell me about booze and cigarettes, I'm more than likely gonna hook it up.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    My buddy on facebook is bragging about being clean. I remember years ago him telling me he hasn't eaten in a week and stopped caring about life or anything and only lives to smoke meth until he dies and nobody wanted to help him, everyone wanted him to starve and die and it was true he was surrounded by evil drug animals.

    I bought him groceries and that nigga was so fucked up he was trying to eat frozen pizza pops without cooking them and didn't even know how to make them.
    now he has a baby mama and a kid.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    sounds like my boy sudo
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Why the fuck would you want a van of that size and not have camping amenities inside it?
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting Why the fuck would you want a van of that size and not have camping amenities inside it?

    oh yeah thats what you want getting into a high speed collision, a kerosene lamp lodged in your throat
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  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost oh yeah thats what you want getting into a high speed collision, a kerosene lamp lodged in your throat

    ill lodge a lamp up ur boyfriends ass faget
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    i slept 5 hours since saturday and still didn't finish the takeout i got that day

    should still be okay in the fridge
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    nothing like some 2 day old fridge eggs to start your monday off right



  16. #16
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Dude please don't eat two day old cooked eggs
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Ghost nothing like some 2 day old fridge eggs to start your monday off right


    That looks like you already ate it 2 days ago, threw it up and then are now preparing to eat it again...fooking disguzzding
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    I ate most of it 2 days ago but was sooooo stuffed I couldn't take another bite

    I was gonna eat it the same day but one thing led to another and now it's almost tomorrow
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