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I just financed a $3000 matress

  1. #41
    Bradley Black Hole
    I slept on yoga mats for a couple years and my back never felt better.
  2. #42
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I wonder if I could stuff a bag with straw to save money on a new mattress. Could even sell them and earn money that way.

    straw itch
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  3. #43
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fona you dumass this is why your poor and will never be happy because your matress. you can steal 200 rolls of toilet paper from public toilets in one day if you stop being lazy and then steal some sheets off a fat ladies clothes line and fill the sheet with the toilet paper and you have a free matress dumbass now your stuck paying 8 dollars a day YOUR GONNA BE FUCKING POOR YOU RETARD

    AND STOP GOING ON VACATION DUMASS
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  4. #44
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor fona you dumass this is why your poor and will never be happy because your matress. you can steal 200 rolls of toilet paper from public toilets in one day if you stop being lazy and then steal some sheets off a fat ladies clothes line and fill the sheet with the toilet paper and you have a free matress dumbass now your stuck paying 8 dollars a day YOUR GONNA BE FUCKING POOR YOU RETARD

    AND STOP GOING ON VACATION DUMASS

    Good summary I like that
  5. #45
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost straw itch

    The bugs that cause it are gassable.
  6. #46
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost no im pretty sure they spend money, a lot of it. I have paid $150 for a meal before and that was not even the total of the bill with drinks and to a rich person they can do that any time and never worry about it, for me it was something I could only do the once.

    I think it would be cool to be able to just visit any place and not be like fonaplats and worry about having to buy cereal or cook and plan your meals for a 4 day trip. If I go on vacation I want to be able to do anything there, not be limited or at least try something good there instead of only what I can afford







    Buy more stuff on credit, Credit max and then fake your death man it's the only way. Get a delivery burrito every night and say JUST PUT THAT ON MY CCCCCREDIT! *tips glass*
    we the big bucks now

    No they dont bro thats all a lie to make it look like they spend money..i mean sure they spend money but not really honestly most rich ppl i know r really rich and just basically really selfish people who spend everything on themselves
  7. #47
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ The numbers are pretty funny tbh fam. I know for a fact when I worked at Happy Joe's we would throw away literally 50 pounds of perfectly good pizza, breadsticks, cinnamon sticks, pastas, every day. I would try to take as much as I could for myself and the owners would get mad and say No! you can't take so much. You need to leave some for the dumpsters.

    They were christians too which I found a bit odd that they wouldn't donate their food to a good cause but nope their true colors shone when it came time to throw away or save food. Joke is on them though after covid they shut down for a while and then reopened but never recovered and now their store is demolished and getting replaced with some shitty carwash as we speak!

    Most food places I've worked throw it all away as a way to supposedly discourage people from making too much on purpose, total retard shit. I worked in a grocery store that would throw out like 15-20 perfectly good rotisserie chickens a day just because they were spinning for over 4 hours
  8. #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    I forgot to fucking get hotdog buns at Family Dollar, FUCK.
  9. #49
    It's worth paying $$$ for a good mattress...My Kingsize I paid $1400 for it 20yrs ago. It's still as good as new, as springy as the day it was delivered.

    It's seen some action over the years, 2 wives, several LTRs/ 1 nighters...still pristine condition as I've always had a mattress protector on it to avoid bodily fluid stains.

    Many women that have been in it asked "Is this the bed you and your wife slept in?" To which I always said "no, it's new about 6 months ago".

    Fucking women and their fucked up thinking

    I bet I get another 20yrs out of it and maybe a couple of more wives.
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  10. #50
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Yeah, I wish I had room for a split King bed but the cost would have been another grand probably and my girlfriend and I are only in bed at the same time for maybe an hour a day except on weekends.
    I'm starting to think trying out all those beds at Big Sandy's is why I'm sick now.
    All I know is if that bitch Dylan doesn't deliver my bed on Saturday I'm going to raise hell.
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