If you had sex with a turtle would he cum out of his shell?
WOuld you give it to him fast or give it to him slow?
Would you let him take his time as you went blow-for-blow?
2024-08-26 at 2:40 PM UTC
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Well everyone, it's official.
School started again for me this week. I have my first 3 assignments for one class. I am taking 3 accelerated programs (8 instead of 16 weeks) not because I'm hard but because I like that they're reasier.
Learn a bunch of shit for 4 weeks, midterm, 4 more weeks, final. WAYYY better than 16 week, where it's like this slow burn (2 of my classes) with long term memorization of minutia.
Everybody knows a lot of these classes are filler. Like what you learn 2/3 of it is just fluff but is ncessary for developing the core understanding of that 1/3. Anyway, so I gotta make a 2 minute battle rap explaining why I took this class without being honest (It's required material for this degree which I am pursuing because Id idn't get into FIU's Accounting Program because I'm a big dog stabber on da loose)
bruh get this, so in my 8 week class the guy sent me an email, first email from him, first sentence NO CLASS 8/31 because Labor Day 9/2. Literally chuckin a sickie on the first day of class.
so yeah
My name is B-rad and I got that skill, Don't be mad about the dog that I did not kill!
I'm learning human resource from a valuble source
I need a good grade and my scholarship made u paid
Shout out to my boy adolf in da panzer tank
and shout out to that book writin bitch her name was Anne Frank
2024-08-26 at 2:34 PM UTC
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Americas Best Restaurants
"I like Hooch's a lot, downthere in Arizona. Easily my favorite. Friendly staff, good food, and a delightful owner really make the establishment what it is," reported out-of-town visitor BradleyB93 to our local Tuscon branch.
2024-08-26 at 2:30 PM UTC
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Who has the best forearms?
I told kafka not to meet with u or MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING because I am a jealous man.
When did God first rebranding himself to you?
Do you believe in Jesus?
2024-08-26 at 3:12 AM UTC
in
This Sunay's Confession
help im slightly offended!!!
2024-08-26 at 3:12 AM UTC
in
What's wrong with me?
i thought lupus was something else
2024-08-26 at 2:39 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
candyrein can u tell me about the first time u realized u were sexually attracted to white men in particular
I noticed u don't date black men (but im ok with that)
2024-08-26 at 2:38 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
in a world full of tall white guys with big dicks and no sense of swag or style
i became
the same :(
Seems like something only a true homosexual would post a thread about.
2024-08-26 at 2:35 AM UTC
in
What's wrong with me?
odd. that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
2024-08-26 at 2:34 AM UTC
in
🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
when did u become so mean was it when fonaplats showed me ur ashy vagina and I made 1 comment about it and now i'm the evilest person in the world or something?
2024-08-26 at 2:33 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
thanks i deserve it, I was a bad person for a long time so I created this bed for myself and now it's time for me to lay in it
i appreciate you helping me to better understand my low position and to accept the shitty quality of it
thanks crispy is till can't beleive u got a 1000% on your assignment last week, that made me 1000% proud of u
2024-08-26 at 2:21 AM UTC
in
Who has the best forearms?
Mine was removed at birth as part of the jedi ritual of circumcision. I've always wondered kinda what it would be liek to have a different kinda dick u know like a different typa water from a different typa faucet
thanks, you can always send them to me
also i miss you
