Posts by Bradley

1. 2015-07-23 at 3:03 PM UTC in Cooking with ZyclonB&BradleyB, Tinychat Cooking Show.
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Hi Everyone. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning (and normally every day but we'll plan for those days) I host a cooking show in Tinychat. (www.tinychat.com/tinybltc)
   
   Basically I have like 7-8 years kitchen experience and have worked at a total of 4 restaurants, 5 if you count the taco bell. And managed one of them.
   
   Anyway, it ruined my soul and I seen some shit but i learned how to make baller ass food. However I'm kinda poor right now and we don't get food stamps anymore so our card has to last us until either my mom or I decided to spend money on real food. Anyways, I will make delicious foods that you can watch me make, along with my (drunk) commentary. I also provide life advice, burn myself kinda often (doesn't really hurt that much) and yell at my dog for getting under foot.
   
   I will always take suggestions!
   Somethings I have done in the past:
   
   Jalepeno Hot Dog Qeasadillas
   Extra creamy, extra cheesy Macaroni and Cheese
   Prison Burrito/Hook Up (Ramen and CHeetos and a bunch of ingredients)
   All American Breakfast (with a slim jim cuz i ran out of meet)
   Loaded Pancake Tacos (Strawberrys, Blueberries, whipped cream)
   Those shitty ass polish pizza open faced sammiches.
   
   Somethings I plan on doing int he future:
   Slow cooked beer brots
   Shredded pulled pork (slow cooked)
   Really hooking up that shitty ass pizza you bought 5 for 10$
   BBQ Squirrel (once my buddy is sober enough to shoot me like six of them)
   Alfredo Pasta w/ whatever meat I have on hand, but instead of heavy whipping cream I'm using Ranch.
   
   So come into Tinychat, I eat normally early so before noon central and you can always tellme to start. Anyway happy cooking.
   
   Here's some photos to prove I'm not bullshitting:
   
   The last thing I have on file was the polish pizza open faced sammich thing. If you don't know, Polocks are like the retarded brother you have to take care of cuz mom said that from day 1.
   
   Anyway, it's primarily bread, mushrooms, cheese, with ketchup on top. I added meat and swiss cheese to the second one and it was way better.
   
   prep
   
   
   cooking
   
   
   done w/ a side of mac and cheese bites
   
   
   i grew my own sage and cilantro last year
   
   
   enjoy. And remember come to Tinychat in the morning or you're a fuck and make suggestions, nothing is too crazy.
2. 2015-07-23 at 2:49 PM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   was that you who posted in the guestbook at taintedbrowser?

   
   
   I don't even know what a tainted browser is, bro. I"m using Chrome.
3. 2015-07-23 at 2:49 PM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   [SIZE=12px][FONT=verdana]Those of us owned by You,
   who have trembled in delicious fear
   at Your presence,
   praise Your name,
   Odin, All-Father,
   Master of the Tree.
   
   Oh Son of Bestla
   Son of Borr
   born when the worlds were yet to be formed,
   born of those first generations
   to arise from Ymir’s horde,
   
   You with Your brothers,
   forged a new race of Gods,
   rising from violence,
   shooting toward wisdom
   like the fleetest of comets
   shooting toward the earth.
   
   You are called Gangleri,
   Wandering God,
   at home nowhere and everywhere;
   You are called Sigtyr,
   brilliant in Your battle-glory,
   born to conquer, to possess the world;
   You are called Grimnir,
   and by vitki Yggr,
   in honor of Your terrible time upon the Tree.
   
   You are known by these and many other names,
   and the paths to You are many.
   We praise them all, that You may savor
   in each of Your guises,
   and by whichever name pleases You the most
   the fermentation of our spirits.
   
   May these words please You oh God,
   and may You bestow upon us,
   whose mouths overflow
   with adoration and praise,
   the terrible grace of Your blessing.
   
   
   Am i doing it right?[/FONT][/SIZE]

   
   7/10. I'd have appreciated less lines, if you had written it yourself.
   Here is my example:
   
   Odin you sit, so great and tall.
   Upon your throne, in Valholl.
   The tree you long, lonely hung
   To find those runes unsung
   
   We give you are thanks
   We join your ranks
   To take us far and all
   My leader of Valholl
   
   Took me maybe 20 seconds to make that.
   
4. 2015-07-22 at 5:02 PM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Just wanted to bring some attention now that I have graced yall with my presence.
   
   OMGs BradleyB where can I come and talk to you?
   
   Well I'm back hanging out at my Mom's house. My fiance left me, my parole got revoked (so now i'm off everything and can go and do drugs in Tinychat like old times), steady kickin it on Runescape ALLL DAY.
   
   
   
   You see that level? GET ON MY LEVEL.