I did lock the store and put a cardboard sign up that said "5 minutes" then I drew a shit emoji and wrote "I'm sorry" under it
i then walked to taco bell about a half mile away, took like an hour lol
i just got off work and i'm fuckin exhausted, first of the week shifts require me to carry in about 1/2 of all of our liquids from the store room, while keeping up with the thieves and customers, and then load them correctly into like 128 slots, i make the women do all the chips and like not heavy ass liquids 60lb each and i aint gonna do all of it, normally i do this really high and drunk, but i guess i just wasn't feeling it and did it sober.
2023-06-19 at 10:18 AM UTC
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apologies to the police
I apologize, lie, speak politely, pretty much everything I can to come off as respectful and afraid of them. And when they drive away, it's back to FUCK EM AGAIN
2023-06-18 at 8:44 PM UTC
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New inclusivity idea
of on all the women on this website I like candyrein's posts the best (my opinion)
2023-06-18 at 8:42 PM UTC
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I want that silky smooth skin
i agree wariat does want a tongue in his asshole until he squirts
use some salt water solution gargling it like u do a dick and stop kissing dirty ratchet hoes
IN respoinse to who ever said I don't like black people that's bullshit. I don't like some of them, and avoid them out of common sense, but in reality most people are aight.
bro i'm iike 5 different people depending on who i'm talking to and who i feel like i have to be.
u better have a lot of masks
2023-06-17 at 7:10 PM UTC
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Monkey Hill
i don't know how to use enhancement apps so yeah what u get is the home grown real deal
Top photo is original, the mushroom nose is more later
i hope he's doing good but i can't see his fat angry ass riding around a chopper making friends at each tavern, but that's probably why him and his mushroom nose cane people at different locations and when no one likes him at one place he goes to the next one. I suspect he's run out of taverns and has to drive thousands of miles to find someone who doesn't dislike him.
Folks 60 year old men will have emoji stuffed animals and enjoy stickers and cartoons and shit.
Everything looks like a young pre teen girl designed it for make kawaii.
They put like the utmost cuteness into eating ramen or espressing yourself
then there's the really weird pornography and panty selling vending machines
whole thing seems fucked and then you find out, these weird ass childish men aren't pedophiles that's just how they act culturally
2023-06-17 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Monkey Hill
yo wozny give me a call one of these days, I got the same number
This guy on youtube made pointy battle armor for a bunch of hermit crabs then released them back into the water.
i only drink beer and water, sometimes coffee and milk.
ur liek my twin if only one of us had autism
the liquor store's internet is down so no debit card so I had to pay 11$ for 5 beers kinda bullshit from the corner store, got caught in a hell of a thunderstorm