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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    "She's a girl and I ignore the penis, it's easy" - Said Scron (No bullshit, i'm not gonna look up the post but he says he just ignores the dick)

    ...

    BradleyB the Menace Gay Nazi asked my friend Sean, aka HTS, aka Hilary, aka Meikei; "What's your sex life like?"

    Fortunately at the time we were both drinking

    Scron sucks good dick.

    I'm like wow ok that's awesome to learn

    plays children video games and sucks my friend sean's dick when he wears a skirt with no panties

    Folks that's a heterosexual man if I've ever seen them.

    I told them both: I'm interested.
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    Scron aka the King of Alts aka Mr. Happy aka HTS/Meikai Husband aka I'll suck ur dick if your a girl

    No. Putting your penis into a man's mouth (often) has transformed that man into what I call a "Homosexual cock sucking faggot"

    I do it too. I don't lie to myself about it tho.

    fuckin faggot
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    He did have a reputation to hang out around the crowds that filled the lower part of a large tree when men were going to be hanged for punishment by death sentences. They would put up the nooses and grab the stacking boxes (primitive ladders) and sometimes like the 2-3 men putting up the nooses would see a very old man with good strength moving one of the boxes.

    It's best to thank him and stare with your eyes as wide as they will ever be.

    The 3rd noose only has the same 1 young guy moving boxes for you to climb up, the old man that carried 2 of the 6 (1-2-3 stack formation) is gone.

    When the first man drops, men have a tendency to see that old man in the crowd. Sometimes smiling, sometimes looking at the second noose about to be used. And he stands there for the whole time. These men have to hang 3 men (or 9, or 27, depending on how many men have been sentenced to death).

    And the 4th, 10th, or 28th man in line to be hung will be the same old man.

    If you look away for a second, he will be a different person (very bizarre understanding) but he'll go from this old crippled man, to a 30 year old dirty looking homeless guy 20 feet away, and if you blink at some point before your eyes he'll be 80 feet away and a little boy tugigng at his father's hand but with the same 1 eye, no matter how you look at this, he will leave your vision.

    Many people ahve seen this during hangings.

    More later you will find the god among the few remaining observers, as a one eyed man, or you won't notice him. and he hangs around the bodies.

    So the christian missionaries said "Yeah we know, and then he sucks their dicks while they're hanging there."

    .... Get real, anyone could make that 1 final sentence up to make some enemy look bad.
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by aldra I once read that Odin sucked the semen out of corpses of hanged men because he was a god and didn't produce his own. that was pretty funny, but I later found out that the 'scholar' who wrote that book was a j'ew with an axe to grind and intentionally included satirical and blasphemous texts from outside the culture/religion as serious sources

    I asked him and this never happened.
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    i normally pay in 1 beer or two cigarettes and all are pleased in this transaction
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can buy a 30 pack of EmergenC for like $12.

    I live in Florida where I eat a lot of mangos and oranges from naturally occuring trees in residential areas.

    The trees make so much fruit they have to rake them up before they rot if they don't get all of them and attract pests.

    So you walk up and say "Can I get a bag of oranges?" and hold a garbage bag out to them.

    About half the time they just open the gate, grab the rake they use for the tree, and start slapping the shit, you wanna pick them up quick, bag them up, the ones that split (cuz they all fat as fuck right now), and give them to everyone you pass outside, take hte ones that aren't perfectly ripe, or perfect and not split, the non ripe ones go in the window sill and the perfect ones int he fridge.

    You eat it like a pussy.if u don't stick ur nose in the mango u aint a good pussy eater.

    I also get coconuts for 2 for a dollar but you don't wanna be under a cocnut tree when that nigga climbs up there, that'll fuck u up like speedy parker aka the white trash gilligan
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    No. If it's a food I'd try it if you eat some first, but realistically MOAMS sound like a horny mom noise
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by blob6106 Find the Charlie Day filmFools Paradise

    Tcampy, exaggeration on top Hollywood types other than actors ( Lawyers, Agents. Publicist, hair and Make up. Intern

    It's a slow start but gets pretty funny. " I'm someone"

    I'm so happy paul wozny is back and hasn't changed.
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    Joe Biden can't kneel.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    such a great experience he didn't want to experience it twice
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    The black kid (20 years old) who on probation and just got caught up doing the same thing again and decided to run from the cops and then spit on them.

    Yeah he'll be broken by them.

    but i am not the same.
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    o and as soon as you're not a methed out white person or black and say "Lawyer" "Sir, my rights" "This is serious, can I speak to an attorney, PLEASE SIR" they know this might end up being the reason they go to federal prison, I'm a white male and talk like I speak with a level of politeness reflecting my education

    I'm not the typa person they beat in the isolation cell.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Impossible if you invoke your right to have any attorney present, and if you cannot afford one (I can just give me a couple days) one will be provided for you (bet, I don't like dat one and feel like they are not able to act in my best interest)

    I can do this all day for years, drag out anything into everything, as long as they don't hurt me upon arrest or immediately after (The moment a different shift comes in because you stalled them with this invoked right request), they won't hurt you usually.

    and if they do, no matter how bad they hurt you, unless they filming you all fucked up admitting to shit after you asked for a lawyer (Not looking good)

    Plus they (mostly) all have body cams on. So you know what I'm sayin, you can't think Oh I'mma MasterMIND this situation, you just gotta use your rights and shut down.

    It's hard to beat a man who won't fight back or look at you and yells "STOP I"M SORRY"

    nowadays it's getting harder to do people like they were able to in 2018 when they killed my nigga Floyd.
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    I don't think anyone wants you that much
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    star trek fell so deeply in love with your shithole city that he never came back after 1 night
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    but these subhumans would struggle to understand my position, much less execute it themselves, much less come up with it themselves while they were drinking solo watching youtube a month ago when i felt like i was getting too poor.
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    IMagine going from a straight up failure to the weed selling skimmy scammin only white boy in the ghetto managing the corner store but everyone know I'm straight (even tho everybody no not really cuz I'm a faggot)

    I tell them don't hate on me motherfucker, look at me like an inspiration (I don't tell them about the fake names and government benefits and bullshit cuz that's my own perogativef and business)
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by jerryb Damn Bradley working it the right way. Draw your disability and make side money, lol I know lots that do that.

    so we got battery scams, we gettin food stamps, we got section 8, I'm getting Social Security, I go ta fatass job, I drink for free, I hire the people they call me boss, I make sure everyone gets more money than they deserve, I tell them they deserve it, I overpay myself too, i scam winning lottery tickets from the winners at the last point of the transaction, the florida lottery is fat as fuck, if they win big (2$ or more on a 1$ ticket) They don't care if they have a second winner, I come up with new scams, I buy food stamps! I shoplift still!

    We all eaten! I'll rent your sister, I got the money! Oh I sell weed too!
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    wow sounds like you were buying drugs in a city
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    all my people eaten

    gotta grab your own plate

    RDG in this city meetin

    aint gotta hate
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