Oh Vinny I've been tazered twice. First in Juvenile detention and second while evading custody at 19.
Not sure why I didn't mention that, tazers in the back and accidentally elecrocuting myself mentally seemed different
2023-06-21 at 7:18 AM UTC
in
I got an Instant Pot
r u fuckers deep frying shit in this or something
2023-06-20 at 9:06 PM UTC
in
I got an Instant Pot
is it a slow cooker or the not in a prison type prison cookwear allowing you to make 1 cup of coffee or a ramen noodle at a time
pounds of explosive, 5 firearms, and... 'some crystal methamphetamene'
always a soulja!~!~!~!
nowadays they hire 3 people instead of 9, the customer service is shit, no one wants a job and no one with a job wants to work, no one gets fired, so yeah you want some nigga to shake a bloody mary you gotta stand there and interact then his hand is gonna give you covid (???) on the glass so a lot of people just use them to get beer.
Also between 8pm and 3am the vending machines will have like 4 people standing next to them, the bar will have fuck man like 20 people clotting around it.
If you just drinking beer, or let's say you think that dudes a rapist who gonna fuck you up with some nasty shit in the bottom of the glass, or let's say you HATE PEOPLE (why are you in a tavern?)
Sometimes I see people just get a table near them bitches and request chips and salsa/pretzels and mustard/etc and just suck up these expensive cans like water.
i show up so fuckin drunk that i normally buy 1 drink for the walk home.
2023-06-20 at 8:50 PM UTC
in
I know what you tried to do
remember when you were gonna pick up asatru until you didn't want a major part of your life to be associated with BradleyB's religious minority
2023-06-20 at 8:50 PM UTC
in
I know what you tried to do
ur ancestors didn't have a bunch of gay shit with pentagrams on it and a baphomet lookin skull, you dumb bitch. they hung out under trees and farmed.
2023-06-20 at 8:48 PM UTC
in
Why is it
they made a movie about it
DUFF
This fat girl finds acceptance in high school or college (finally!) surrounded by friends who love her, she's in photos, she's going swimming with them, she smiles in all the photos.
Then she finds a notebook or overhears a phone call or maybe it was in the 90s when kids passed notes but they basically say she's their DUFF
Designated Ugly Fat Friend and she realizes she's been their attraction foil and they just wanted a fat nasty bitch to stand next to them so their ugg boots and yoga pants looked better since they're under 160lb
2023-06-20 at 8:45 PM UTC
in
Why is it
It's called a foil in literature. Basically you have 1 person who is either skinny, beautiful, attractive, smart-- by juxtaposing themselves with someone who has the opposite traits (Fat, ugly, unattractive, stupid) is perfect to act as the opposite reflection of myself.
It's like if I stood next to a ratface tranny fucker, you would see me as skinnier, more handsome, and if you give him a 10 second opportunity to speak, much smarter.
Dictators surround themselves with incompetency to seem more competent, and beautiful girls have fat ones that they love taking photos with because if there's 4 of them and 1 is fat, all 3 look like fire.
And people think "Wow she is so nice that she doesn't judge people based on appearances." ya she's also hot as fuck and in perfect shape
2023-06-20 at 8:38 PM UTC
in
I know what you tried to do
i practice majick but I don't have all that gay shit the books recommended to channel your faggot energies into the universe.
You know you can make your own stuff right?
they're at hostels that don't let kids in
Same shit happens at gay bars where there are see through stalls to be edgy.
We have them sometimes in adult areas (like nightclubs) to ease up the bartenders work load and it's an easy way to make 3-5$ for a 1$ can without any labor
Lack Toes Intolerant
This bitch ass nigga milks HTS everyday but can't handle one of those little kid milk cartons
says it makes his bowels intolerable.
Intolerable? What you need them bitches for?
My girlfriend fucks me in the ass.
No bullshit he said this to me.
"Maybe your asshole wouldn't hurt cuz of milk if you werne't getting a fat tranny to regularly stretch it out."
'she's a girl.'
2023-06-20 at 4:51 AM UTC
in
Tourist sub goes missing
can black people operate submarines
Four times. Folks the first one I was a child and touched the metal strips (male end) inside of an electrical cord.
What a shocker that was
I was in 6th grade helping with christmas lights when I closed part of the connection while replacing a busted bulb and was sent back/ward to the floor
third time u know me I was drinking and shit and had to piss, and decided to piss near a post, the post had electrical lines connected to it 3 heights and my ass put a hand right over the top/third cable.
Forth time I was doing some shit with this battery operated soldiering gun, except the shit kept sparking at one spot, so i went to nudge that cord into *ZZZZURRRRRRRR*
how aboutyou
