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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    It's really hurtful to be in love with your crush (who is 40% your age) and he repeatedly says "I don't want to sleep with someone older than my mother, I am not sexually interested in you, I pray to god you stop being sexually interested in me, I wish you wouldn't touch my body and lie to your friends about being in a relationship. I do not want to be your boyfriend, husband, lover, and it's getting to the point that it's difficult to be your friend because of your sexual desire you cannot separate me from."

    Is that too much to ask? I pay the water, electric, internet, cigarettes, food, alcohol, transit fare, clothes, and a standard 2 men + 1 dog household needs.

    He uses a coupon from the gubment for rent. We call it 50/50 but really I know I'm getting a good deal and that's why I put up with this shit but if you get me drinking and your molesting me, bro I got enough of a sense of humor to not get crazy about it and cut him or something, I Just make fun of him and belittle him and repeat myself and ask the same questions like "que molestar necessito bradley? No comprehende rezon"

    I say the same phrases over and over claiming my spanish isn't good, but really i do this in English to people too. Find out what hurts them from your mouth and make it about what they're doing and use it to curtail the situation.
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    so i have to wait until he wakes up if I want to sleep in the bedroom with a sheet wrapped around my body and then I tuck it in under my side so he can't lift up parts of the blanket and touch my body (which has happened)

    I've asked him to sleep in bed when my back really hurts and I wait until he's slept for 10 hours or so and he's getting up and I say "are you up for the day?" and when he confirms he is getting up and is up for the day,

    I lay down, bro sure as shit this ugly fuck comes back in twenty minutes later and lays down next to me, so I said "You going to bed?" he said yes a little more

    I said perfect and went on the couch to get away from his touching ass

    Fuck that, I might go back into rehab to escape this shit situation

    We were gonna move to a nicer place with two bedrooms and I was like bet cuz then I can have my own room, and i told him one of our friends has an extra bed, "FOR WHY?" 'for me to sleep in?'

    He canceled the new 3 bedroom apartment appointment because he DOES NOT WANT THAT

    I'm like man this nigga is a predator for real, manipulating and shit

    He's unsuccessful and I make fun of him for it but at the end of the day this shit's getting old. Now he's sitting next to me refusing to talk to me, reason? I ask him not to touch me in my sleep.
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung Thank you so much for feeding the dog, and giving the dog water. Please do not let that poor, helpless animal suffer. Please do not let ur roommate hit/ physically abuse the dog. Please take the dog to the pound/ and let the animal be put up for adoption, if it cannot be cared for, properly. Please call the police or the Pound if your roommate is not carong for his dog. If your roommate is indifferent to caring for his dog, please consistently do it yourself, Bradley. Please don't let that poor, defenseless , helpless animal suffer. That would be extremely unfair and unjust. Thank you for caring and for being a humane, decent, compassionate person.

    It's my dog I just have been having a difficult time since he can't accept that I, at 29 years old, do not want to sleep with a 62 year old man, he touches me while I'm sleeping like on my body and it makes me really uncomfortable.

    I beg him No Molestar before I go to to sleep and now he's taking that really offensively and I said good take it however you want just stop touching my body when I'm asleep, you old ugly creep.
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    Imagine being such a piece of shit that when your roommate isn't home you don't give the dog any dog food or water, you just make pizza and chainsmoke while he begs and you hit him.

    I wake up and see this, give him water and food and ask what the reason he doesn't give the dog water for a day is? Kinda a piece of shit move cuz it's his dog too.

    Now he's watching a midget tell his life story in spanish and pretending to be really interested.
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    I use a pillow
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    i wanna stop drinking but then i got liek two beers left and im like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    You're actually like that to a T yourself bud.
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Wariat maybe the cameraman is a spastic aldra did u fink of that?

    maybe he had 2 girls from facialabuse and they were sitting there and 1 was a 60 year old lady named Mama Mikej Lata of Lodz, Poland and the other one 2 years old and they were dog sitting for my friend wariat, when his mom recognized the dog, smiled and showed the younger one how to get paid.

    wat u fink wariat sumtin like dat?
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    dont think that's a word but you get it.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    These are opinions and I Think yours are infactual.
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    Don't become my enemy since I said you're wrong twice in ten minutes
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by aldra most of the buildings they've claimed were taken after dawn, and there are several videos of the previous night as well, specifically a few of rockets being fired at a helicopter that's never actually in the frame

    there's a daytime one as well but the cameraman keeps spinning the camera like a spastic so you don't actually see the helicopter get hit

    ok so if you have proof it's happening and i said night time and you said 5am, what is your question?
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by aldra you think Prigozhin personally pays the salaries of 40,000 men, or that he has sole control over that force along with rotary and artillery units? you should look into the commanders and their backgrounds.

    I believe that the four or five men (or 10 you never really know) control their own groups and he kinda shepherds them all in one direction that pays him a lot to do that.
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    Nigga how the fuck is

    "We want more banners"

    "We want a chatroom"

    "We want you to do shit"

    "one of us will have like twenty bucks if you make it happen"

    kinda democracy is this shit

    God bless u lanny but like bro we been submitting pulls for a minute and you've done:

  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm glad you didn't fuck any children for money (today)
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    no
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
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  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    I wish DFG and CaptainFalcun were still around so I could make fun of them for their people, culture, religion, series of failing wars, religious genocide, poverty and generally standard retardation.

    I could make fun of MichaelMeyers but it seems like low hanging fruit, too easy of a target, I'd feel bad because he is soft, but in reality

    You'd have more fulfillment getting on your knees 5 times a day for me than you get from your bullshit pokahantas god at the mosque.
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    Imagine declaring "HOLY WAR" (jihad: arabic) against my people

    and the drunks in that country make fun of you.
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    U watch an Iraqi/Afghani/Lebanese insurgency, shit look whack as fuck nigga I can fire better than this, no aim, no second arm on the assault rifle, no artillery support, make sure you got a dirty gun, and then yell "aloha tiki bar" this is very important

    We're not really gonna aim the second or more shots, we're just gonna take the standard AK, gotta be dirty, and we're gonna drop the arm and we're gonna fire these straight into God so he can take them and rain them down on the infedels. NOW. Remember Dirty Gun, No posture, Aim forward-ish, and yell Aloha Snackbar.

    My name is Bradley or Ishmael Muhammed Al-Muhammed as my brothers call me and this has been Middle Eastern Marksmanship Training"

    I did this from fucking memory bro, non white people are so fucking funny.
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