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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    in the restaurant I used to work at we had like the industrial size jug of Peanut Butter and it would have a layer of oil on the top that yeah looked nasty as fuck, but if it's good peanut butter this will happen.

    If they shove two thousand chemicals into it, it won't do that. Boner Appetite
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    and anyone who bitches about natural peanut butter having a layer of "nasty oil" at the top, I'm like bro you're literally eating the oil of peanuts, stop being a bitch and stir it up a little bit.
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Dear Bradley

    Apologies, for we cannot hold up to your standards. Kindly forgive us.

    Signed,

    Yours truly.

    You aight it's better than "Peanut Butter while Dog Sitting" wariat threads
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    I don't put my beer in the fridge despite living in the tropics. In wisconsin, I stored my beer in the basement (55-65 degrees) but here I just put it on the floor next to me because we have no basements. A lot of people find this behavior very very bizarre.

    I guess that's similar.
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    also I keep my PB ontop of the microwave with the oil, crisco, and napkins/papertowel.
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    I would post in this conversation but I don't think it's very interesting or engaging.
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    bro the time it would take me to log in and out of alts would make this unfun, ratface, why do you do it?
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Also I’m sitting in the kitchen, about to do the dishes. At 2 am. :^)

    Who do you live with?
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Well I’m not judging anyone for what kind of job they have but I am not going to accept what someone else has to say about someone else. It has to come directly from the person themselves before I accept something as a fact.

    She met up with some guy and because he had hairy legs she charged him double.

    You can find this post in the annals. If you need help Scron has probably saved it in his directory of retardation.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    I treat my objects like women so I would avoid the couch.
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    They land on me and spread disease.
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    About 2/3 of our area has major bug problems. Aside from piss flies (Not sure the real term, gnats? Shit that lives on humidity and is the size of a pinhead) that live in the humidity of the bathroom, I don't have roaches, more than a couple moths a week coming through the door, and that's not too bad.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    I try to slap any insect as hard as I can while it's flying through the air and step on it if it's inside my house.

    I then show whoever is nearest to me I got it like I'm all proud of destroying a marble size moth with a clap.
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    i do fling cum onto walls tho, GUILTY~!~!~!~~!~
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    I do this when i'm mowing the lawn or gardening, not inside. I have some respect.
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    Like 2 dollar store pillows shoved into 1 pillow case that I further cover with the shirt I was wearing that day. I sleep with my pants on and shirtless, sometimes I add a sheet but realistically it's hot as fuck here so I normally just sleep bare chest.

    When I get cold I just take the shirt lift it up assume my arms crossed position and use my button up as a makeshift sheet for the night. It's always clean against my face unlike the nasty environment I am living in (I do my own laundry)
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    I told him it might be from the Meth and Whisky binge he was on for 3 days.
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung At some point you are going to physically lash out and really hurt this guy. Maybe that's what needs to happen to this scumbag.

    He currently has 2 felonies and a 1 misdemeanor after he told me to leave, believed I had a television and computer in my backpack (Niggas retarded, I Had my tiny chromebook with BRADLEyB carved into multiple sides of it, 1 book (48 laws of power by Greene) and two pairs of clothes, oh I had my knives and beer in there too.

    He calls 911 and then attacks me infront of cops after destroying most of the house, looking for a TV And a computer (in the sock drawer bro? Come on bro you're breaking shit to break it), while throwing shit at me, he tells the operator he refuses to let me leave (as he was screaming a minute or two before LEAVE! while on the phone) then the cops show up and I'm still trying to escape cuz I figured I was going to jail too regardless.

    Well:

    Wrongful Imprisonment (Felony)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer

    Attempted Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Felony)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer

    Battery (Misdemeanor)
    Domestic Violence Enhancer.

    I got the felonies being dropped but they said since he slapped me infront of cops they don't need my statement to press charges on him.

    He believes this is my fault entirely, a senile fuck.
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    It peaks at 90 degrees outside and I'm not doing me, the dog, and a tent on South Beach. Even with a machete and 14 knives this isn't safe to do bro.
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung Thank you so much for feeding the dog, and giving the dog water. Please do not let that poor, helpless animal suffer. Please do not let ur roommate hit/ physically abuse the dog. Please take the dog to the pound/ and let the animal be put up for adoption, if it cannot be cared for, properly. Please call the police or the Pound if your roommate is not carong for his dog. If your roommate is indifferent to caring for his dog, please consistently do it yourself, Bradley. Please don't let that poor, defenseless , helpless animal suffer. That would be extremely unfair and unjust. Thank you for caring and for being a humane, decent, compassionate person.

    I feed my dog the moment I wake up, and a couple hours before bed, he gets 125% (Estimated I'm really drunk the second time) of what is recommended for his breed/size, every 3rd day he is only fed 1 time at night, I keep a gallon fuckin jug of water I boil (all water is recommended to be boiled unless you're a drug addict with a hose) then I use two jugs to reoxidize (or some shit) the water by boiling it so it doesn't have a flat taste.

    I do this because my Brita stopped working.

    I give my dog this fatass bowl full of water and try to never let it get empty, you know you'd think when the water bowl is bone dry and the dog is laying next to it whining you'd like RISE TO THE OCCASION and give him some water

    nah this nigga just wants to be a little bitch and I have to wake up.

    My fear is when I enter rehab I will not be able to have my dog alive when he gets out if this is the best help I can get.
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