2023-06-25 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Tourist sub goes missing
My friend said no one will want to go down there since there's 5 ghosts at the scene now haunting the place because they weren't ready to die.
I'm like you realize there was a shipwreck they were visiting where a thousand people+ died unexpectedly lol
"Oh yeah"
2023-06-25 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Eyebrows
i think they make the face look unkempt if they're all bushy and shit, drawn on isn't the best, but it's ok, just don't have like the snoopy style ones where it looks like two " are catapillaring on your face
what kinda eyebrows do women like men to have?
He left because I told him Paul Wozny was back.
I thought I ran out of money cuz it's the end of the month but i got 25$ so i bought 5$ in beer.
2023-06-25 at 9:41 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
i still can't believe your primitive ass uses tinfoil on grills lol
2023-06-25 at 9:01 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
I will never even consider sex with my boys boy, but i will encourage him to fuck as many people as possible of course, I"ll buy that lil nigga condoms too if he needs them, idgaf
2023-06-25 at 8:59 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
I told that lil nigga I love, bro I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE A HORNY 13 YEAR OLD WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES AGAIN
2023-06-25 at 8:58 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
so i told his dad (my third in command) and his dad told me to figure it out for him and he's not interested he didn't hear this, it is what it is, it doesn't change anything, just make sure he feels like he has someone he can confide in about how he feels
i said ok
2023-06-25 at 8:56 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
What the fuck aldra this movie is fucked at halfway through
i love it
2023-06-25 at 8:44 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
definitely not experience incest rape from my oldest son lol
2023-06-25 at 8:39 AM UTC
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Blokeback fountain
If I walked in my kid whackin it, I'd laugh be like "ahhhhh! caught ur ass gettin it" and I'd tell him the reason his mom liked me so much is because JUST LIKE HIM "I also pulled on it, pulled on it so much it got big enough to have your mother put up with me.
Good night"
2023-06-25 at 8:21 AM UTC
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holy fucking shit
Here Club Space is the number one young people club for the under 40 class.
They won't let my father in and wouldn't let me in (Probably cuz I was with him) I go home, shower, take off my plaid shirt and put on a straight white shirt, throw my chain on, tan slacks, they allowed me to enter by myself.
30$ to enter, 10$ for 1 mixed drink, 5$ for a regular beer, 5$ shots. They got this gay ass vending machine but my boy showed me if one guy buys the beer and another drunk runs full speed and throws his shoulder into it, you'll get like 4 or 5 when it rattles super hard, they don't want you to do this because it's obviously stealing, and it fucks up the vending machine because the next person for any of the beers that drops, just gets their money eaten and it spins and the empty spot drops nothing.
My friends found out I'm super good at it, I'm from Milwaukee where this is how we eat at the public school, I run as hard as I can (Which is pretty fast I'm 6'1 and like 170lb) aand just take it like a tackle shoulder down and expect to not go further. Much like throwing a punch you gotta expect to go through it,
I run at this bitch and at the last second stop thinking like real thoughts and turn myself into a ram.
I got like 4 beers to pop outta that bitch last time.
2023-06-25 at 8:16 AM UTC
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holy fucking shit
How much does it cost to enter a nightclub in Lodz? How much is a standard Mixed Drink (Hard alcohol like vodka & spritzer/soda)? How much is a strong pollock beer?
man that bitch was so nice it was like eco- something and used light and never was a second off
motherfucker I'd lift a pistol in someone's face for the same thing
can't hate when the same thing happened to me.
THe 300$ citizens watch I got for 2 packs of cigarettes in rehab and lost during an armed robbery a month after getting out while outside at night
