2024-09-12 at 6:58 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
What about your Drivers License and social security card bro your death, although very tragic, could be a huge boon for your friend BradleyB
2024-09-12 at 6:57 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
O and can I have your steam account
2024-09-12 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
On topic when you see Bill Krozby what is the first thing you will ask him/ do to him?
2024-09-12 at 5:27 PM UTC
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Why I don't get sick.
I get 240 every 3 months to spend on multivitamins, toothpaste, ibuprofen and whatever vitamins I want and you can say they're bullshut but they make me feel more awake and energized and like my body feels better
I'll pay with my free OTC credit for what might largely be a placebo
so are there really microplastics in my testicles and if so how do i go about removing them
2024-09-12 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Why I don't get sick.
When I was in a committed relationship for 7 years I would however wash my hands before having sex with my girlfriend because I didn't want to fuck her up with my dirty hands in her vagina, fun fact.
2024-09-12 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Why I don't get sick.
When I write shit like this in a couple minutes and I think to myself, man there's rich immigrants who are putting their kids through college that don't know how to write well, why am I not capitalizing on this opportunity???
2024-09-12 at 5:07 PM UTC
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Why I don't get sick.
didnt' mean to say fauan in OP but it reads really nicely so im keeping it
2024-09-12 at 5:02 PM UTC
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Why I don't get sick.
Folks I'm not that dumb and I am responsive to what i hear. When someone told me when I was about 13 that you should let very young children play in the dirt and get dirty and build immune systems as a result of consuming germs directly I really took this to heart.
The only times I wash my hands at all is after I shit & before I cook food for others (if it's just me I don't wash my hands). I also chew my nails that are similarly unwashed and chew on the ends of writing instruments. I rinse most of my dishes only half ass scrubbing them if there's visible food on them otherwise I really don't give a shit.
In conjunction with these bad hygene practices I take vitamins, a good deal of them too, but always centered around a men's multi vitamin. I have been doing this for about 13 years (The nail biting and lack of hand washing has been forever) and as a reuslt of it I have consumed way more germs than anyone else. I did not use Germ-X hand sanitizer or wear a mask during Covid outside of when forced to.
I touch anything/everything and don't really give a fuck as I round the clock chew on my nails, chew on pens, and eat off dirty plates. Fast forward I'm now 31 and I get sick every COUPLE OF YEARS. I have considered engaging in more hygenic approaches to things but I don't/won't, whereas I know many people who always wash their hands, wear masks, have dishwashers and remain in extremely high standards of daily cleanliness.
Them fags be sick all the time too, it's wild (to me) seeing someone who walsk aroudn with handsanitizer in their purse, has it on her keychain, wipes down bus handles and uses her shirt to turn door knobs being sick 2-3 times a year. Like, you got AIDS or something????
IDK I embodied a belief that if you just ingest as many germs as possible during your formative years you would build a lifelong immunity to sicknesses, bacteria, like bro sometimes I eat chicken that is a little pink without fear of it getting me sick because I know my gut flora and fauna is so strong.
Now that I take liek 5 vitamins everyday I am even stronger in terms of my immune system, coupled with the reinforcement from a diet high in vegetables and fruits I am wholly invulnerable to most pathogens that are not Judaic.
thoughts?
^ Posted by Mr. Dirty.
2024-09-12 at 4:30 PM UTC
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Who loves his PorkieEar???
Hell yeah bro my lil dog (pictured) got attacked by a bigger dog. Yes the bigger dog looks all friendly and disfigured after I slashed him in the face, he was truly humbled that day. He thought "oh i've attacked smaller dogs before nothing bad will happen to me" and that's why he has a cut line beginning at his mouth running to his shoulder.
If I love you and you get attacked by something you can't possibly beat and you cry out in pain and shock, I'll pull out my knife and save you. I promise.
2024-09-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Who loves his PorkieEar???
He loves that now that i don't live here and have my shit together, everytime I show up there's something in my backpack for him. A porkie ear, a rawhide bone, a squeaker, once I found out dollar general sells toys for 1.25 and dollar tree sells shit for a dollar I was like ok nigga imma get u one of everything
this is one of my favorite threads
2024-09-12 at 3:57 PM UTC
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Who loves his PorkieEar???
He's half scottish terrier (hence the first name Scotty) and his dad was a Chihuahua hence the surname being Dog in spanish.
It's all very clever really.
I'm in my accounting class but he's teaching the students material that we started Tuesday which I then expanded my knowledge on by doing all the work at home for the week. Having attained this level of knowledge I just went into the zoom call and said "So let me get htis straight 1 (explanation) 2 (explanation) and 3 (explanation) that's everything?"
he said yeah you understand it. And I felt so validated i hate mornings on the weekdays because our forum is dead and I have no life.
